Girl-zilla”
Tired of getting in hot water all the time with Betty, Veronica… and girls in general, Archie went to Riverdale’s chief science geek, Dilton, for help.
Dilton invented “Girl-zilla” – a device that looked deceptively like a cell phone, but would alert Archie any time it detected negative energy directed at him from people of the female persuasion.
Great idea… but, of course, it didn’t work. In fact, it failed spectacularly!This is what happend.
"Thanks Dilton.Do you mind if I test it out?"
"Sure Archie anytime,Just bring back when ur done."
"Okay,thanks Dilton I really appreciate it.Well I'm off to see if it works on Ronnie."
"Alright bye Archie."
"Bye Dilton,see you later."
Later at Veronica's house....
"Hello is Veronica there?"
"Yes one minute Archie.You can come in you know." Said Mrs Lodge
"Ok Thank you."Replied Archie
"Hey arhiekens.What are u doing here?"Said Veronica with a tinch of love in her eyes.
"Well I've come to take you out of course."
"Where are we going archiekins?"
"The park."Said Archie with a wink
"Oh I know what this is let me get my shoes."
"Bye Daddy."Said Veronica
10 Minutes later at the park...
"Come over here ronnie,I have somthing to show you."
"What is it archiekins?"
"Look It's our name carved into a tree to show my love for you."(RING RING RING)
"What was that Archie?"
"Umm... That was ggirl-zzilla."
"What is girl-zilla?"
"Well it's a device Dilton made to tell when girls show emotion such as when you get mad."
"WHAT.....I'M LEAVING HMP."
"Whhyy Ronnie...Where are u going?"
"Home I'm not going to be made a fool out of good bye Archie."
Aww man I blew it with Ronnie.I'll try Betty next.
Later At Betty's House.....
"Hey Archie.What's up?"
"Nothing I was wondering if u want to go to the beach with me?"
"Sure,let me get my bathing suite."
"Okay...I'll be right here."
At The Beach...
"Let's set up the shade and blankets."
"Ok."
"So Archie..Wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"Sure I'd love to."
"Aww Archie(SMOOTCHE)
(RING RING RING}
"What was that?"
"Thatt was girl zilla."
"What is girl zilla Archie?"
"It's a device Dilton made to tell when a girl is about to show emotion such u right now in love."
"Aww Archie you really wanna know how I feel how sweet!(smootche)
Back At Dilton's Lab
"How did Girl-zilla work out for you today?"
"Great,oh boy great."
"Hey Dilton I can't help but over hear girl-zilla,what is it?"asked Moose
"It's a.Oh let Dilton tell you."
"Oh by the way HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOOSE!"
"Thanks Archie."
"Your welcome."
"So what's girl-zilla?"
"Oh boy."
The end.
Hey Ron! Awesome! Thanks for posting!!
Girl-zilla”
Tired of getting in hot water all the time with Betty, Veronica… and girls in general, Archie went to Riverdale’s chief science geek, Dilton, for help.
Dilton invented “Girl-zilla” – a device that looked deceptively like a cell phone, but would alert Archie any time it detected negative energy directed at him from people of the female persuasion.
Great idea… but, of course, it didn’t work. In fact, it failed spectacularly!This is what happend.
"Thanks Dilton.Do you mind if I test it out?"
"Sure Archie anytime,Just bring back when ur done."
"Okay,thanks Dilton I really appreciate it.Well I'm off to see if it works on Ronnie."
"Alright bye Archie."
"Bye Dilton,see you later."
Later at Veronica's house....
"Hello is Veronica there?"
"Yes one minute Archie.You can come in you know." Said Mrs Lodge
"Ok Thank you."Replied Archie
"Hey arhiekens.What are u doing here?"Said Veronica with a tinch of love in her eyes.
"Well I've come to take you out of course."
"Where are we going archiekins?"
"The park."Said Archie with a wink
"Oh I know what this is let me get my shoes."
"Bye Daddy."Said Veronica
10 Minutes later at the park...
"Come over here ronnie,I have somthing to show you."
"What is it archiekins?"
"Look It's our name carved into a tree to show my love for you."(RING RING RING)
"What was that Archie?"
"Umm... That was ggirl-zzilla."
"What is girl-zilla?"
"Well it's a device Dilton made to tell when girls show emotion such as when you get mad."
"WHAT.....I'M LEAVING HMP."
"Whhyy Ronnie...Where are u going?"
"Home I'm not going to be made a fool out of good bye Archie."
Aww man I blew it with Ronnie.I'll try Betty next.
Later At Betty's House.....
"Hey Archie.What's up?"
"Nothing I was wondering if u want to go to the beach with me?"
"Sure,let me get my bathing suite."
"Okay...I'll be right here."
At The Beach...
"Let's set up the shade and blankets."
"Ok."
"So Archie..Wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"Sure I'd love to."
"Aww Archie(SMOOTCHE)
(RING RING RING}
"What was that?"
"Thatt was girl zilla."
"What is girl zilla Archie?"
"It's a device Dilton made to tell when a girl is about to show emotion such u right now in love."
"Aww Archie you really wanna know how I feel how sweet!(smootche)
Back At Dilton's Lab
"How did Girl-zilla work out for you today?"
"Great,oh boy great."
"Hey Dilton I can't help but over hear girl-zilla,what is it?"asked Moose
"It's a.Oh let Dilton tell you."
"Oh by the way HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOOSE!"
"Thanks Archie."
"Your welcome."
"So what's girl-zilla?"
"Oh boy."
The end.
hi veronica
you are really cool and i like you
do you really like archie????????
will i do!!!see ya
ron ur lookinngs so good
Dear Veronica,
Hi my name is Vanessa. I'm a huge fan of you and your comics. You rock!!
From: Your HUGEST fan Vanessa