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Bell Rang and it time for recess .

Betty and Veronica going to the canteen together and saw Ms.Beasly Betty say "Ronnie did you saw Ms.Beasly new glasses ?

Veronica:Of,course how funny it is giggled Veronica .

Betty:Ya,giggled but Ronnie Ms.Beasly is coming toward to us !!!!!!

Veronica:Betty ,giggled Ronnie I just cannot control myself to laugh Betty help .

Betty:Ya,but Ms.Beasly is coming to toward to us Ronnie help giggled !!!!!

Ms.Beasly:Veronica what you think about my new glasses ?

Veronica:Giggled,oh Ms.Beasly I think it cool and simple .

Ms.Beasly:Why are you giggled at Veronica ?

Veronica:Erm,oh just now erm .

Ms.Beasly:Veronica,is my new glasses very funny don't fool me Veronica "shout Ms.Beasly"

Veronica:Erm,giggled oh erm just erm oh Ms.Beasly erm is that .............

Betty:Just now I told Ronnie a joke Ms.Beasly .

Ms.Beasly:Oh,Veronica just tell it that Betty told you a joke .

Veronica:Ya,Ms.Beasly I laugh until forgot what is about the joke .

Ms.Beasly go to take some food and Betty tell Ronnie "That was close you know Ronnie "

Veronica:Ya,giggled

Betty:Giggled

Archie,Reggie and Jughead come and ask what has happen to them giggled all the hour long .

Veronica:Ya,so funny Archie giggled Ronnie .

Jughead:Let just get some food to eat I am so hungry .

Archie:Ok,girls let go and eat something .

Betty:Ya,let go Ron

Veronica:Ok,giggled

Betty:Stop it control yourself .

Veronica:Har ha ha o……..o………k…… Betty

Betty:Please behave yourself !!!!!!!

Veronica:Ok ……

Betty:That better let go .

Reggie:Ronnie laugh about 30 minutes long omigosh.

Betty:Ya,very ridiculous

Archie:Ya, you right Betty .

Jughead:Let go I am hungry already I want to eat please everyone I am so pity hungry and

When Betty,Veronica,Jughead,Reggie and Archie go to grab some food to eat Ms.Beasly beside Reggie he saw that Ms.Beasly grab a pie and plus some muffin and cili sauce Reggie can’t believer that Ms.Beasly grabing pie plus muffin and cili sauce and Reggie said to Jughead “Jughead why Ms.Beasly grab a pie plus muffin and cili sauce .

Jughead:Ms.Beasly really I can't believer it Reggie she became so weird .

Reggie:Ya,we must stop her .

Jughead:How to stop her ?

Reggie:Maybe,erm so confused le Jughead .

Then,let it be say Jughead .

For alwhile Ms.Beasly bump Veronica and her new fashion dress has been ruin shou Veronica .

Veronica rush to home and tell her father to fire Ms.Beasly .Her father say no problem .

Ms.Beasly been fire because ruin Veronica new fashion dress .

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After Ms. Beazly grabbed the chili powder by mistake, she accidentally grabbed the hot pepper, thinking it was sugar. Because she likes things ‘sweet,’ she poured in half of the container. Little did she know that her ‘sweet’ chocolate cake was about to be as spicy as a jalapeno. She began stirring her ingredients when Svenson walked by the cafeteria. He stopped dead in his tracks due to the horrific smell leaking out of the room.
“Yiminy!” Svenson cried, dashing off to Mr. Weatherbee’s office.
MR. WEATHERBEE’S OFFICE
Mr. Weatherbee enters his office with a smile on his face. He walks to the window, throwing it open, taking in the beautiful scenery of Riverdale.
“Ahh! The birds are chirping! The flowers are blooming! The smell is…”
“AWFUL!” screams Svenson as he bursts into the office.
Mr. Weatherbee whirls around, facing Svenson with a frightened face.
“What? What is it Svenson?” Mr. Weatherbee yelps.
“The cafeteria! It on VIRE!”
“What?”
“VIRE!”
“Fire?”
“Yes, dat vat I say. Vire!”
“Quick! Svenson! Pull the fire alarm! Evacuate the building!” Mr. Weatherbee screams.
Svenson races off while Mr. Weatherbee frantically gets on the loud speaker.
“Attention, students. Do not panic, but – THERE’S A FIRE! EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!” So much for being calm.
Mr. Weatherbee runs out of his office, running into Archie along the way.
“Sir!” Archie says.
“No time now, Archie! We’ve got to move! Move, move, move!”
“But, Sir,” Archie protests.
“Archie! Unless you want detention for two months you will be quiet and evacuate the building in an orderly fashion!” Mr. Weatherbee barks, quickly disappearing into a classroom.
Archie exits the building as Mr. Weatherbee yells orders at anyone still in the halls.
OUTSIDE
Once outside, Archie meets up with the gang along the sidewalk. All are surveying the scene.
“I don’t see no fire, do you Reg?” Jughead asks.
Reggie takes a glance away from his mirror saying, “Do you notice how well the light bounces off my hair from out here?”
“What a time to think about you hair, Reggie!” Veronica yells.
“What? If the school goes down there’s bound to be a camera crew somewhere!” Reggie replies.
Ms. Grundy joins Mr. Weatherbee and Professor Flutesnoot, who are all waiting for a sign of the infamous fire.
“It doesn’t look like there’s a fire,” states Ms. Grundy.
“You just wait, Geraldine, they always start off slow,” replies Mr. Weatherbee.
“Sir?” Archie asks.
“Archie! What did I tell you?” yells Mr. Weatherbee.
“I know, Sir, but I thought this was important,” says Archie.
“Archie! What you think is important and what I think is important is two different things!”
“But, Sir…”
“Okay, Archie. What is it?”
“I was supposed to tell you that Ms. Beazly refuses to leave her kitchen without a fight, especially since she is baking a cake.”
“That’s nice, Archie, now…WHAT?!”
“Ms. Beazly said…” Archie starts.
“You mean the old girl is still in there?!”
“Yes, Sir. I’ve been trying to tell you, but…”
“Well, why didn’t you say something?! Svenson!”
“Yes, Zir?”
“We’ve got one still in there!”
“Who, Zir?”
“Beazly!”
“Oh, no! And to think that today was the day she was going to make that chocolate cake!”
“Never mind the cake, Svenson! We’ve got to get her out!”
“Well, Zir. There’s only one thing to say.”
“What’s that?” Mr. Weatherbee asks.
“CHARGE!”
Svenson sprints back to the school, leaving the students of Riverdale safely behind.
IN CAFETERIA
Ms. Beazly has finished baking her cake and has begun to open the oven when Svenson storms in.
“Beazly! Ve got to get out!”
“Why for?” Ms. Beazly asks.
“There’s a vire!”
“A what?”
“A vire!”
“A fire?”
“Yes, ve go! NOW!”
Ms. Beazly ignores Svenson and opens up the oven, releasing the horrific smell once again. Svenson sniffs in the air.
“See? Smell that? Vire!”
“Nothin’ doin’ you ninny! It’s my cake that’s makin’ that smell,” Ms. Beazly replies.
“Vat?”
“See? Sniff!” Ms. Beazly puts the cake under Svenson’s nose. He takes a big whiff, causing his eyes to water.
“Ooh! There’s vire,” he says.
“Yes, except it is supposed to be chocolate cake.”
“Gee, I wonder why it smell so funny?” Svenson wonders.
“I don’t know. I didn’t do anything different…” Ms. Beazly says.
“Vell, one thing is for sure.”
“What’s that, Svenson?”
“At least Jughead will eat it!”
Ms. Beazly and Svenson share a laugh.
LATER
After much explaining, the school returns to normal. Classes have resumed, and it is finally lunch period. The gang rushes to the cafeteria to eat after much havoc.
“What’s that funny smell?” asks Betty.
“Who knows? Probably the FIRE! Ha!” says Reggie.
“What’ll you have today, Jug?” asks Ms. Beazly at the lunch line.
“Well, I guess I’ll have the pizza, some burgers, a few dogs, that coleslaw, and let’s see - what for dessert? I know, how about some of that cake?”
“I made it special this morning!” replies Ms. Beazly.
After going through the line, everyone sits down at their lunch table, ready to eat. Jug inhales half his food in one breath, like usual.
“Geez, Jug. Take a breath, will ya?” Reg jokes.
“What? I’m hungry,” replies Jughead.
“You’re always hungry!” says Archie.
LUNCH LINE
Just then, Mr. Weatherbee strolls into the cafeteria, observing the students.
“Well, Beazly, everything seems to have calmed down now.”
“That’s for sure.”
“Have anything interesting on the menu today?” Mr. Weatherbee asks.
“Well, I baked this cake this morning…”
GANG’S TABLE
“Yum, I can’t wait to eat this cake!” Jughead says.
“It looks a little hot yet, Jug. Why don’t you wait for it to cool off?” says Betty.
“Yeah! You wouldn’t want your mouth to catch on FIRE! Ha!” Reggie laughs.
LUNCH LINE
“Well, Beazly, I think you’ve sold me on that cake. It looks mighty interesting,” says Mr. Weatherbee.
“You bet, Mr. W!”
Ms. Beazly cuts him a piece, putting it on his plate.
“Why don’t you try it now?” asks Ms. Beazly.
“Okay!” Mr. Weatherbee replies.
GANG’S TABLE
Jughead sinks his teeth into the cake. Suddenly, his eyes bug out of his head! His skin turns red! He opens his mouth and giant flames burst out!
“FIRE!” yells Archie, jumping out of his seat.
LUNCH LINE
Mr. Weatherbee holds a piece of Ms. Beazly’s cake in his hands, about to bite.
“Yeah – right…”

Miss Beazly quickly walked in the school cafeteria-almost walking into the door! She was very late!
Then she tied her apron around her waist as fast as she could. She hurriedly started making a chocolate cake. But she was grabbing all the wrong ingredients!
Then Jughead and a new friend of his, Ilayng, walked in the cafeteria. Some of the lunch had already been prepared by a few of the teachers who knew how to cook.
"Hey, Miss Beazly!" Jughead said, cheerfully.
"Oh, hi, Jug! What's up?" Miss Beazly asked.
"Lunch almost ready?" Ilayng and Jughead asked at the same time. They laughed.
"Yes, kiddies," said Miss Beazly.
So Jughead and Ilayng got their lunch. Then the rest of the students arrived to get their lunch.

Soon, it was time for dessert. "Come an' get it, kids!" exclaimed Miss Beazly. Jughead beat everyone to the first slice.
But when he bit into it, he almost spit it right out!!
"Whatsamatter?!" Miss Beazly shrieked.
Jughead seemed to be choking. "What are ya tryin' to do to me?" he gasped. Then he shrank back in his chair. Some of the other kids laughed.
"Don't laugh,guys!" Jughead snapped, angrily rising out of his chair. He didn't think it was funny.
Then Reggie bit into the cake, but spit right back out! YUCK!!
"You were right, Juggy ol' bean!" Reggie exclaimed.
"I don't think I want to try that!" said Ilayng, with a disgusted look on her face.
In that same moment, the other kids who laughed decided to avoid the "punishment". Everyone, except Jughead and Ilayng, bolted out of the cafeteria!They wanted to figure out what Miss Beazly had put in the cake.
Miss Beazly stormed out of the lunchroom. She was highly displeased with the kids' attitude towards her cake. That gave Jughead and Ilayng plenty of time to investigate the cause of the nasty-tasting cake.

Ms.Beazley threw the chilipowder into the mixing bowl.
"Archie, tell me what that recipe over there says to put in next," Ms.Beazley commanded.
Archie, who was on kitchen duty, looked at the counter where there were dozens of recipes spread all over. Uhhh, said Archie. He picked up the nearest recipe labeled pea soup and read, "Four quarts of water," I always thought the pea soup she served tasted blah, he thought to himself.
Mz.Beazley took out a huge measuring cup and measured four quarts of water.
I don't remember having such a watery cake recipe. It must be the one Grundy just gave me. She thought to herself.
Archie mixed the chili powder and the soup. He took the hot sauce which Ms.Beazley handed him and carefully poured some into the mix. Of course being Archie he did accidently spill a little to much in.
"Let's see, what comes after the vanilla?" Ms.Beazly said to herself.
Betty walked into the kitchen. "Ms.Grundy asked me to bring over these chocolate chips for the cake recipe she gave you," Betty said. She opened the huge fridge and set them on the shelf so that they wouldnt melt in the hot kitchen. There's three bags in case you want to add extra.
"We may as well add those now," Ms.Beazley said
She opened the fridge and took out the chocolate chip bags. Or so she thought. She had really grabbed a bag of corn, a bag of carrots, and a bag of peas. She threw them into the mix and went left the room to go use the bathroom.
As she was out Archie put the mix into a large pot and set it on top of the oven. When Ms.Beazley came back Archie said, "I have to go to shop class now. Can I finish kitchen duty tomorrow?"
"Sure Archie. I can manage without you.just fine,"
let's see now. On to the casserole.
She began making the "casserole". Only instead of chopping the sherry tomatoes she chopped the strawberries and threw them into a pan. She then added sugar which she thought was chili powder. Then she attempted to make a large burrito shell like substance which turned out to be more of a pie crust type of thing.
Lastly she added sour cream,(whiped cream) on the top.
After everyone has eaten

"Ms.Beazley, That was the best chili and the best strawberry pie I have ever tasted. I give you my compliments," said Mr.Weatherbee.
A chorus of "yeses" and "It was delicious" were heard all throughout the cafeteria.
"Huh?" asked Ms.Beazley.

Ms. Beazly in:
THE BEST SCHOOL LUNCH EVER!
By: Katie L.

"Tri-focals, eh?" Ms. Beazly questioned, unsure.
"Yes," the eye doctor said, "three lenses in one, they take some getting used to though, so be aware."
"What do you mean 'they take some getting used to?'"
"You might need a helper to direct you for the first couple of days because your vision will be slightly impaired due to the change in your glasses." He replied.
"Mmmmhmmm." Ms. Beazly mused, heading towards the door with the doctor.
"Here are your glasses miss!" the receptionist said as she handed Ms. Beazly a small case containing her new eyewear.
"Okay then," she took the case and started out into the parking lot, "thanks, bye!"
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Sitting at home, Ms. Beazly opened the case and held her tri-focals in her hands.
"A helper? Pah!" she said, "I can get along just fine on my own!" She slid the glasses onto her face and headed outside for her car to go to her job as a cafeteria lady at Riverdale High School.
"Hmmmmm..." Ms. Beazly said, baffled. Her eyesight was unbareably blurry with her new glasses. "I guess I'll just take them off for now and put them back on when I get to school." She decided as she buckled her seatbelt, adjusted her mirrors, and inserted the key into the ignition.
When Ms. Beazly pulled into the RHS parking lot she put her tri-focals back on.
"Little better." she thought as she pulled into a parking space among the other vehicles. What she didn't know was that the space she'd just parked in was actually Mr. Weatherbee's reserved space. She turned off the car and walked into the high school. Granted, her vision was still blurry, but not as bad as before. Ms. Beazly started towards the cafeteria to begin making that day's lunch.
"Okay," she thought, "where's the cafeteria? I can't see a thing with these fancy glasses!" She stood there in the entrance for a couple seconds before she realized something. "Hey! Wait a minute! I know this school like the back of my hand! I should be able to navigate just fine!" With that she began to walk forward. "So there should be a wall right... here..." she stuck her hands out and they indeed came in contact with a hard surface, "and then I take a right... and there should be a door on my left..." she felt around and her hand landed on a doorknob, "I open this and I'm in the kitchen!" Ms. Beazly turned the knob and stepped into the room.
"Yes, that's exactly what I was think-"
"Uh-oh!" she thought, "I don't think I got the right room!"
"Um, Ms. Beazly?" Mr. Weatherbee began, "shouldn't you be in the lunchroom? I'm in the middle of a very important meeting with the school board."
"Oh, uh, sorry Waldo...excuse me." Ms. Beazly turned on her heel and ran out the door, closing it behind her.
*WHAM!* Just as she took a step forward Ms. Beazly crashed into Archie Andrews.
"Oof!" Archie exclaimed, rubbing his head where it had hit Ms. Beazly's arm.
"Gee, I'm real sorry Archie," Ms. Beazly started, "it's just these new glasses are making it hard for me to see. They're tri-focals, so they take some getting used to."
"Oh, that's okay!" Archie said, "Would you like me to help you find the kitchen?"
"Yeah, that would be great."
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Soon Archie had led her to the cafeteria so Ms. Beazly could begin preparing that days lunch.
"You sure you don't want me to stick around and help you out?" Archie offered.
"No, that's okay," Ms. Beazly said, "I know my way around my own kitchen!"
"Alright then, bye!" Archie said, heading out into the hall just as the third period bell began to ring.
"Okay!" Ms. Beazly said to herself, "let's get started!" She decided to begin on dessert, chocolate cake. She opened the cabinet and got out a bowl and what she thought to be cocoa. It was really chili powder. She couldn't read any of the labels. Then she got out the measuring utensils. "Two cups of this..." Ms. Beazly thought out loud as she dumped two one cup heaps of chili powder into the bowl. She reached for the eggs and put three whites in the bowl. Now it was time for the milk. Ms. Beazly reached into the refrigerator and poured a dash of orange juice into the batter thinking it was the milk. "Now baking soda..." This time she got it right. She dumped teaspoon of baking soda into the bowl and moved on. "Then I put it in the oven for 45 minutes..." She poured the mixture into a long rectangular pan and inserted it into the oven. "There! All set!"
Ms. Beazly continued to make macaroni and cheese... with mustard instead of cheese, vegatables in butter... with cheese instead of butter, peaches in peach nectar... with apple juice instead of peach nectar. Pretty soon it was lunch time and the cafeteria began to fill with hungry students looking for a half decent school lunch. Ms. Beazly had just finished setting out all the trays and food out on the counter just as the school emptied out into the cafeteria. The first person to get at the food was Jughead Jones. The town's resident food critic. Ms. Beazly of course, was completely oblivious to her cooking errors. Jughead grabbed a tray and shoveled heaping portions of each piece of the meal onto it. The rest of the students taking a school lunch followed suit, and in seemingly no time at all everyone was sitting at a lunch table. Ms. Beazly went back into the kitchen to watch her favorite soap opera until the end of lunch when the trays and food needed to be taken care of.
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When the end credits of "As the Earth Spins" came on, Ms. Beazly shut off the tiny television set and walked back out into the cafeteria.
"Oh, Ms. Beazly!" a voice shouted from across the room.
"H-huh? Who said that?" She was very startled, nobody ever talked to her after lunch.
"We all loved your meal today!" Jughead said, walking over.
"Y-you did?!"
"Yes, everyone wants to know the secret of your recipes for the mustard macaroni, apple peaches, cheesy vegetables, and spicy orange cake!"
"What?"
"The recipes... care to share your expertice?"
"Now I get it!" Ms. Beazly thought, "This is all one big game! I guess I'll just play along." "Uh... the recipes are uh... secret."
"Aw, that's a shame," Jughead continued, "they were all surprisingly yummy and creative." Of course, Jughead's interest in her recipes was very real... the meal had been excellent!
"Sorry I can't tell you," Ms. Beazly said, "but you know... chef's secret!"
"Okay, I get it," Jughead began to walk towards the door, "bye."
"Can't imagine who put him up to that!" Ms. Beazly wondered out loud, "Kids these days, always joking around! Sheesh!"

THE END

“Whoa!” said Jughead.
“Cool glasses Ms. Beazly!” said Archie.
“Thanks, they’re tri-focals. The newest kind of glasses around. But there a bit hard to get used too. I parked in Mr. Whetherbee’s spot by accident. And he was really angry. Especially, since it was his birthday. I’m gonna bake him a triple layer chocolate cake!”
“Ms. Beazly, you look like you have a cold!” Betty said.
“Yes, I can’t smell a thing! I have to get on that cake now. Bye!” Ms. Beazly waved goodbye.
“Cool! Save a piece for me!” Jughead yelled as Ms. Beazly walked away.
Ms. Beazly laughed. But then she ran RIGHT in to the soda machine.
Archie and Jughead rushed over and helped her up. “Wow, I guess those new glasses are hard to get used too.” Jughead .
“You kids just rush off to class!” She said sternly.
After some trouble bumping into the walls, she finally got to the cafeteria.
“Okay, where’s the chocolate mix.” She said as she accidentally grabbed SUPER HOT jalapeño pepper shaker. She unscrewed the lid and powered it all in.
Hmmm…. She thought. “There wasn’t much in there. I’ll just have to make the chocolate cake with my own chocolate mix!”
Soo..as she was looking for the chocolate, she grabbed a pot of last week’s left-overs. She poured it all in the blender and started to mix. Instead of milk, she accidently poured the whole bottle of Tabasco sauce in the blender. She poured the mix in their cake pans. Instead of putting it in the oven, she put it in the microwave.
“Hello Ms. Beazley! Eet Is nice to see you!” Svenson said, as he pushed his cart of cleaning supplies.
He went in the kitchen and talked and talked. Eventually he wheeled out.
“Oops!” He said as he was in the supplely closet. “II set my Vall paper paste down somewhere! Guess I vill look for eet later.”
. “Let’s see… Where’s the icing?” Ms. Beazley asked herself. Whoops! There it is!” She said as she picked up the wall paste from the floor.
She took the VERY, VERY BURNT CAKE out of the microwave and started decorating with wall paper paste. “I’m already out?” she said again as she went to the closet.
She opened the first-aid kit, thinking it was her Icing box and took out the anti-septic cream. When she was finished, she brought to to Mr. Whetherbee’s office. “Happy-birthday Mr. Whetherbee! She smiled as she walked in his office with her disgusting cake.
“I baked you a delicious cake!” The cake looked horrible, like a gross smelly bubbling pile of dirt!, and Mr. Whertherbee looked pale.
“I…I..I..(gulp!) Uhh..I..I can’t eat cake! Because…uh..um..I’m on a diet! Yep, I’m on a diet! Yes, A diet I am on!” He said meekly.
“Aww… poor thing! You’ll have to miss out on my cake! Oh well. Happy birthday.” She said sadly. Arhcie, Jughead and Betty smelled something in the halls. “(Sniff) eeewww….gross! What’s that awful smell!” Betty moaned, plugging her nose.
“ Ugg..I don’t know, it’s coming from that way!” Archie said as they followed the smell.
It was coming from Mr. Whetherbee’s office. “Oh look! A quarter!” Jughead said as he turned around and picked it up.
Ms. Beazly came out of the office with the gross cake. “Hi guys! Mr. Whetherbee was on a diet, so he can’t have my delicious cake! I don’t know what to do with it…Hey! Why don’t you guys have a piece?” She asked.
“Uhh….We don’t want to be greedy, Ms. Beazly.” Betty lied, NOW figuring out that the cake was the reason for the smell.
“Aww…I never knew you guys to give up FREE CAKE.” Ms. Beazly said.
“FREE CAKE?” Jughead gasped down the halls, NOT REALIZING that the smell was coming from the cake. He grabbed a hand full and ate it up. He started to turn green. “WAAAAATTTEEERR!!!!!!!! WAATTTEERR!!!!!!” He screamed. Archie ran to the bathroom with Jughead.
“Uhh..Ms. Beazley? DO you have your old glasses here?”
“Yeah. Why?”“I think you need to put them on.”
“I don’t understand why, but okay.” Ms. Beazly said putting her tri-focals in her pocket and taking out her normal glasses.
“Betty, I still -AAAAUUGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT?”
“That’s your cake.”
“IT IS?”
“Yeah and (sniff) It smells real funny!”

The next day

“Hey! Ms. Beazly! You’re back to your old glasses!” Archie remarked.
“Yeah, The eye doc said he made my tri-focals wrong. And I didn’t want to play for another one.”
“Thank goodness!” Jughead said.
“And Jughead, to say I’m sorry for making you eat that HORRIBLE layer-cake, I baked a special one, just for you! It’s in the freezer.”
“AWSOME!” Jughead yelled.
So they all went to the freezer, and there it was, A beautiful, beautiful triple layer chocolate cake.
He gobbled down the cake.
“Mmmm….That cake was delish!” Jughead said, licking his lips. “I’m glad you went back to your old glasses!
“I don’t know what it is, but there’s must be a moral here somewhere….” Ms. Beazly pondered.

The End.

Well this sounds like a fun topic!Can't wait to get started (whitch will have to be soon but with my school its kinda hard...lol)
Megan

this is going to be so cool just dont expect me to do it lol!!!!!

This sounds like a good one! Can't wait to start my story!
-Katie L.

YO!! I love archie comics and this topic sounds fun!!!

The Worst School Lunch ever!

Everybody thinks that their school lunch is horrible. But after a day at Riverdale High, you’d be happy to have your daily serving of stale bread and a strange substance that resembles meatloaf topped with peach slices. In fact, this is what the teens at RHS usually got, until one day when the lunch lady [Ms. Beazly] got a new pair of glasses. But I should start at the beginning:

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED GLASSES?!?!” boomed Ms. Beazly. She had just been informed by the eye doctor that she needed tri-focals, a pair of glasses with 3 different lenses. “W-well…” stammered the doctor, started by her sudden outburst. “ SPEAK CLEARLY DOC!!!” she yelled. Yet, strangely, without waiting for an answer, she paid the bill and left. “Whew!” exclaimed the nurse. “She was an odd one. Took it pretty hard.” That same day, Ms. Beazly went to the glasses store. She bought tri-focals that were bright red and covered in rhinestones. “These better make me look younger!” She mumbled while paying for the glasses. She rushed home and went strait to bed, dreaming of the chocolate cake she’d make tomorrow for lunch.

“Hi Archie!” said sweet Betty Cooper as she walked through the halls of Riverdale high. She had spotted her ½ boyfriend, clumsy redheaded Archie Andrews, walking through the hall. He waited for her to catch up. “Hiya Bets!” He said pleasantly as they walked down the hall. Archie was about to ask Betty for a date when they heard a loud SCREEEEEECH! “OMYGOSH! That came from outside!” exclaimed Betty and ran outside, Archie hot on her tail. All they saw was Ms. Beazly striding out of her car, parked in The Bee’s spot. She was wearing bright- red -rhinestone –covered- glasses. “Um, Ms. Beazly,” said Archie, pulling on his shirt collar. “You –er- parked in The B-I mean Mr. Weatherbee’s spot.” “Nonsense!” Said Ms. Beazly. “ I just got new glasses and I can see perfectly!” She strutted off without another word. Veronica Lodge , Archie’s other girlfriend, pulled up in her yellow car. “I have a question for you guys: I heard a loud screech, like from a car, then I saw what looked like Ms. B’s car out of control pulling towards the school. What WAS that?”

After being lost in the hall for quite some time, Ms. Beazly prepared to make lunch! “Let’s see here….” She mumbled to herself. “ Today I think I’ll make some Swedish Goulash smothered in Soy Sauce and topped with apple tree leaves with my chocolate cake. I’ll start with the cake.” The students where used to this meal of unusual combined foods, and they were ready for anything this bad chef of a lunch lady had to offer, but they would never be ready for what had happened that lunch. You see, glasses take some getting used to, and, as if it helped, Ms. Beazly didn’t clean her glasses. So she couldn’t see a thing. In her choco cake, she used: Chili flakes, ketchup, Sprite, baking soda, and more ingredients that tasted horrid together. The icing was tomato sauce. The Swedish Goulash however, was the same disgusting lunch as it always was, with one exception: she ran out of Soy Sauce and accidently used vinegar! The clock struck 12 right as she pulled the goulash out of the oven. RIIINGGGGGG! The bell had rung and lunch was served.

“LUNCH IS HERE AT LAAAST!” sang Jughead as he raced to the cafeteria. “Golly Jug!” said Archie to his best friend. “You make our garbage of a lunch sound like a king’s feast on his birthday!” “Welllll, as you know, it IS the only good thing about school!” said Jughead as he raced to be 1st in the lunch line. “BWAH!” he screamed as he laid eyes upon Ms. Beazly. She batted her eyelashes at him. “These glasses make me look about your age eh, Reggie?” “I’m JUGHEAD!” exclaimed Jug, trying not to stare at how ugly Ms. Beazly looked in her glasses. She slapped something puple-ish and something brown, watery, and had red specks in it. “Goulash and choclate cake just for you Reggie. Enjoy!” she said half heartedly. “IT’ S JUGHEAD!!” yelled Juggie as he set off to find a table. Everyone sat and started to eat. Jughead gagged. “YUCK!!! WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!” he asked, pointing at the cake. Suddenly, steam came from his ears, and his mouth tingled as he ran to the nurse. “Hmph!” said Ms. Beazly. Jughead came back soon, only to gag some more at the spicy, disgusting goulash. Suddenly, the whole school started to sputter, gag, and run away! “Well well well, they must be used to bad food and are pleasantly surprised by my food.”, muttered Ms.Beazly.

The next day, Ms. Beazly got a call from the doctor telling her there was a mistake and she didn’t need glasses! Ms. Beazly returned her glasses and announced to the school that she didn’t need them after all! The whole school groaned, knowing that they had eaten the worst food in the world for nothing.

THE END.

Early one morning, Ms. Beazly came to school wearing a brand new pair of eyeglasses. These weren’t any old reading glasses – they were tri-focals! (3 different lenses in one) Needless to say, they take some getting used to. After she parked in Mr. Weatherbee’s spot by mistake, and got lost in the hall, she found the cafeteria and started making lunch. She couldn’t read any of the labels, but that didn’t slow her down. First she began mixing ingredients for chocolate cake, but she grabbed the chili powder instead of the cocoa… and it got MUCH worse after that.

Clueless Ms.Beazly grabbed the paprika thinking it was the salt, thinking what a marvelous cake it would turn out to be she grabbed the ketchup and squeezed almost the whole bottle out. Ms.Beazly then realized she almost forgot butter. So she looked for the butter, then she spotted the it, or so she think she spotted the butter. Instead of picking up the butter, Ms.Beazly grabbed a jar of pickles right beside the butter.She slowly poured the big jar of pickles into the so called cake mix.She put the mix into the oven thinking that she had made the best cake ever. "The students will just love this cake, especially Jughead!" Ms.Beazly said to herself.

When it finally came to Lunch time, everyone was looking forward to the delicious choclate cake that Ms. Beazly had promised them. When everyone finally recieved a piece of chocolate cake they all looked at it and threw it in the garbage, even Jughead! Ms.Beazly saw a blur of everyone throwing out her cake. So she took of her glasses and yelled: "WHY ARE YOU THROWING OUT MY CAKE?" She picked up a piece and started eating it and she kept chewing then she spit it out. "This tastes horrible!." She said to herself. She picked up her glasses and put them on again. All she saw was blurry. Then she took them off and saw very cleary. At the end of the day, when Ms.Beazly put her glasses in her bag,she went to her normal parking spot. "I dont remember having such a nice car! she said to herself. Then when Mr. Weatherbee went to his parking spot he saw a yellow, rusty, dirty, old car right in front of him. "Next time I should wear my glasses when I pick out a black sportscar!

Ms. Beazly never realized that she drove off with Mr.Weatherbees car, and Mr.Weatherbee never realized that he drove off with Ms.Beazlys car!

this will be an iteresting topic!

"Saw Ms. Beazly?" Betty asked as she walked to the cafeteria with Veronica.
"Yeah she was a laugh!" Veronica giggled.
"Don't be mean Ronnie!" Betty replied, "Maybe she just got those trifocals because she thought she needed them."
"Unfortunately she didn't need them." Veronica smiled at the memory of Ms. Beazly banging into walls, "You saw what happened today morning?"
"Yeah, it was horrible. I'm glad Juggie helped her into the cafeteria." Betty sighed.
"I thought it was funny." Veronica retorted.
"Uh-Oh there's Juggie racing towards the cafeteria we'd better hurry or we won't get any food." Betty cried.
They rushed to cafeteria to see Jughead at a table WITHOUT ANY FOOD.
"Do you see what I see?" Betty gulped.
"Yeah, this is a change." Veronica said slowly coming out of her shock.
"Jughead, are you sick?" Betty asked.
"Why do you ask?" Jughead nodded a no.
"I mean your not eating." Betty replied.
"THat's not funny." Jughead said as he stood up, "I'm leaving."
He walked out of the room with a frown on his face.
"Nice going! Hurting his feelings and all." Veronica said taking a seat at the nearest table.
"I was just asking..." Betty replied.
"Now for lunch." Veronica said ignoring Betty.
TO BE CONT.

Early one morning, Ms. Beazly came to school wearing a brand new pair of eyeglasses. These weren’t any old reading glasses – they were tri-focals! (3 different lenses in one) Needless to say, they take some getting used to. After she parked in Mr. Weatherbee’s spot by mistake, and got lost in the hall, she found the cafeteria and started making lunch. She couldn’t read any of the labels, but that didn’t slow her down. First she began mixing ingredients for chocolate cake, but she grabbed the chili powder instead of the cocoa… and it got MUCH worse after that.

As everyone was in their class working a strange aroma filled the the halls and rooms. It smelled like a mixture and tacos, carrots and jello. Soon, the teachers coudn't stand because no students were paying attention so they gave the free period for the rest of their class. " Hey, Archie?" Betty asked " What do you think Ms. Beazly cooked up now?" Archie shook his ahead and said he had no clue. " Oh!" Veronica exclaimed! " This smell is awful!' Then, the bell rang. Jughead seemed to be enjoying it and no one knew why until he said " carrots, taco and jello of my 2nd, 3rd and 4th favorite foods.

Everyone crowded into the lunchroom to see what Ms. Beazly had cooked up and sure enough it was carrots, tacos and jello. " Daddy?" veronica said on her cell " Get smithers to bring me a lunch you won't believe what happened....." Soon, the whole room was filled with loud chatter about the food. " At least I had a big breakfast!" Betty exclaimed and everyone laughed.

I think I'll write a story for this one but I still cannot think of a good ending.I want a funny one.I still can't believe they did not pick a winner for Week 14.My computer was not working.I hope they tell us soon!
(((((Your Excited Friend)))
~Jasmine~

"Ow!" Ms. Beazly cried,
as she walked straight into the school's front doors.
She continued walking, until she crashed into Jughead.
"Oh, dear! I'm so sorry, young lady! Oh, by the way, that is a lovely tuxedo you're wearing. Well, have a nice day!" She said as she got to her feet and walked away.
"Uh-oh.... Were those new glasses?" Jughead thought to himself while Ms. Beazly continued crashing into students.
"Now, today is chocolate cake day! So, I better get to work." Ms. Beazly said to herself as she walked into the cafeteria. "Let's see....Cocoa powder is the first ingredient." She said, reaching towards her cupboards.
"Uh-oh. I'm having trouble reading the labels! Oh, well. I'm sure I know where everything is! Afterall, this is my kitchen." Ms. Beazly grabbed a can that she thought was cocoa powder, but was actually chili powder.
"Okay, two eggs." She said as she cracked the egg, which fell in the bowl, shell and all.
"Butter....butter...." Ms. Beazly looked through her refigerator. She finally grabbed hold of a tub that contained what she thought was butter but was really peanut butter!
"Mmm! This is really starting to smell good!" She thought as she put her concoction into the oven.
"I'd better make some more, or there won't be enough!" Unfortunately, the second batch was no better. Instead of sugar, she used salt, and instead of vanilla extract, she used mint extract. Needless to say, the cakes looked a little strange when they came out of the oven. But, that didn't stop Ms. Beazly from whipping up a batch of frosting.
"Sugar, Melted chocolate, Butter!" She listed the ingredients. But, the ingredients that she actualy put in were, salt, melted marshmallows, and peanut butter.
Finally, her cakes were frosted. Ms. Beazly could hear students filing into the cafeteria for lunch. She put the cakes out, and within minutes they were gone.
"Mmmmm!" Several students said.
"Ms. Beazly!" Mr. Weatherbee called as he walked towards her! Your doctor's office said that they gave you the wrong glasses! They dropped these off instead!" He handed her a pair of glasses, and she put them on. Everything became clear, and when Ms. Beazly walked into the kitchen to put away her ingredients, she was very surprised at what she saw. She was even more surprised when Mr. Weatherbee walked up to her after lunch and said, "Ms. Beazly, that cake was delicious! Could I have the recipe?"
"Uhhh...I don't think...I mean...It's not that..." Ms. Beazly couldn't find the right words.
"Oh, it's a secret! I understand! But, I do wish I knew how you made that cake!" he said as he walked away. All Ms. Beazly could think was, "So do I!"

The Worst School Lunch Ever
Written by Jeremy

Miss Beazley had just gotten her new pair of spectacles yesterday and she was eager to wear it today. It was made by a popular optical company named Zako and it was a beautiful pair of spectacles which cost her almost a month’s salary. She had been toying with the idea of getting a new pair of spectacles for the last three months, going back and forth with herself on whether she should splash out so much money on a pair that expensive, and furthermore, it was one of those tri-focals they had advertised on television, the expensive ones that were supposed to be very good for people with extreme short-sightedness.

This went on for a long time, but in the end she decided that spectacles were indeed things she should splash out on. Anything concerning the health of her eyes was worth the money, Miss Beazley thought as she put it on for the first time.

Driving down Riverdale road, she noticed just how clear and sharp she was able to see with those spectacles. The trees seemed to look clearer and she felt she could see far-away things much easier.

I’m glad I spent that money, this pair is so much better than my old reading ones, she thought as she drove into Riverdale High’s parking area with a huge smile on her face.

She was driving around the parking area looking for a parking space when she felt a sudden sharp pain in her head, she couldn’t help but grimace as her vision started going blurry for that split second. At that moment, she just went into the first parking space she could see, and came out of her car holding her head in pain.

The pain lasted for about 5 seconds then it subsided. She sighed in relief as her vision started going back to normal.

“Wow, these specs are really making me loopy…” She told herself as she walked into Riverdale High. “Just needs some getting used to, I guess…”

While she was walking to the cafeteria, Miss Beazley looked at her watch and saw, to her horror, that lunch time was only half an hour away. “Oh no, I’m going to be late!” She rushed in the cafeteria and into the kitchen.

Her new cafeteria assistant, Tommy Fitzgerald, was waiting for her beside the fridge. “Finally we can start!” He said as she put her apron on and started taking out the ingredients for today’s lunch. “Yeap, I’m sorry, we’ve got only half an hour to get today’s lunch done! We better get cracking.”

First up was the pasta salad. Tommy took out the pasta and put it into a pot to cook. Then he chopped a thick slice of bacon into very tiny cube-like pieces. He smiled when the fragrant smell of the pasta reached him. “It smells good!” He said as he started mixing the bacon with some pieces of hard-boiled egg.

Meanwhile, Miss Beazley was beginning to search the kitchen for some oil, vinegar, mayonnaise and mustard, but as she was finding the mustard, her head started spinning again. “No time to waste, I got a school to feed!” She said with a determined look, then picked up what she thought was mustard, but in actual fact, was super spicy chili sauce!

She mixed them together and then cooked it to a soft simmer.

After it was done, she just poured all of the sauce into the pasta Tommy had prepared!

“Pasta salad is done!” Miss Beazley was proud of herself.

Next up were the fish burgers. Tommy quickly took the fish patties they had in the fridge and started grilling them on the stove.

Miss Beazley reached for the mayo bottle and poured out every last drop of it into a little bowl. She could feel her head throbbing but she wasn’t going to let that slow her down. She reached for what she thought was salt and sprinkled a lot of it into the mayo. Little did she know, she was pouring in a lot of coffee powder instead!

When the sauce was done, she applied it to every burger and then placed them on the tray, ready to be served.

Now all that was left was the desert. “What’s for desert today, Miss Beazley?” Tommy asked.

“Today’s desert is chocolate cake, boy!” She was excited.

Tommy took out the hot chocolate and started stirring it. Next he took a few eggs and started whisking them.

Miss Beazley started off pre-heating the oven and then moved on to mixing the hazelnuts and chili powder! “This cake’s going to be so delicious.” She had a happy smile and she was glad she had managed to prepare all of today’s lunch in such tight time.

After the chocolate cake was done, both of them laid all the food out on the catering trays as fast as they could.

Everything was fine, but as Miss Beazley laid out the cake on the tray, he felt an unbearable pain in her forehead.

“Ow!!” She squeaked.

“What’s wrong, Miss Beazley?”

“I think I wore these spectacles too long, my boy…” She quickly took them out and replaced them with her old ones.

“They are a new pair?”

“Yes, just got them yesterday, the new Zako tri-focals.” Miss Beazley grimaced at the fact that her head was still hurting despite having replacing her spectacles.

“I think…I may have…to take a…little walk, my head’s spinning…. Do you think…you can do the serving…for me, Tommy?” She added as she picked up her bag with seeming difficulty.

“Sure!”

Miss Beazley stumbled out of the door and out of the cafeteria.

“I sure hope she’s fine.” Tommy said as he looked on.

Just then, the school bell rang for lunch time and groups of students started coming in waves.

Archie, Jughead, Betty, Veronica and Moose walked in with smiles on her faces.
“Tommy!” Jughead called out to his good friend.

“Oh, hey guys! Today’s menu is pasta salad, fish burgers and chocolate cake!” Tommy shouted out from behind the counter.

“Groovy!” Jughead looked impressed. “By the way, where’s Miss Beazley?”

“Oh, she said she wasn’t feeling very well, she took a walk to refresh herself.” Tommy went about scooping the food into their trays.

“Oh…I hope it wasn’t too bad. Miss Beazley seldom falls sick.”

“She’s fine, just needs a little rest, I think I’m the one getting the worst out of it; the cafeteria’s all mine to take care for the whole lunch period!”

It was long till everyone got their fair share of food and sat down. Jughead had a little more chocolate cake on his plate than the rest, thanks to Tommy.

Archie decided to try the salad first, as it looked to him the most attractive of all the dishes today. He took a big scoop of the bacon with the vegetables and a hearty amount of mayo and mustard on it.

Archie put it into his mouth and started chewing.

At first, it tasted just fine, but as he chewed more and more, his tongue started firing up and his face became as red as a tomato. It was super spicy!

“Koff, Koff, Koff!” Archie started coughing a lot. “Koff! What is this, it’s so spicy! Koff!”

Jughead looked at Archie wide-eyed. “Archie?”

“Archiekins, are you alright?” The girls were worried too.

Then, all of a sudden, many of the other students started shouting and coughing as well. The place was soon becoming noisy.

“The salad…Koff….it tastes like some sort of curry…Koff!” Archie gulped down a cup of water in a hurry.

“Curry? How could a salad taste like curry?” Jughead just sat there dumbfounded; he had no interest in eating after what he had just seen.

“Let me try.” Veronica scooped a little bit of her salad and true enough she had to drink some water to douse the fiery sensation of the chili after that.

“Oh dear, Miss Beazley must’ve made a mistake with the ingredients or something!” Betty couldn’t believe what she was seeing.

“What’s up with the salad? Why is it so hot?” Jughead asked his friend, Tommy.

Tommy was shocked; he couldn’t believe what was happening.

“I don’t know, man. Miss Beazley was the one doing the dressing for that.” Tommy tried some of the chocolate cake he had left over and it turned out be so spicy, his eyes were starting to tear. “Oh dear, now I’m in trouble…What if Mister Weatherbee pops by and sees this? Oh dear.”

Archie was feeling much better now and he’d heard what Tommy told Jughead as well. “We gotta do something before Mister Weatherbee comes back from his meeting. If he sees this, not only Tommy would be in trouble but Miss Beazley as well.”

“Yeah, when she comes back tomorrow.” Moose added.

“What should we do, Archiekins?” Betty asked Archie.

“I have no idea…” Archie shook his head in dismay.
Just then, they heard a familiar shout coming from outside the cafeteria window. ‘They could see an angry looking Mister Weatherbee in front of the car, next to his parking space which was taken by what they saw as Miss Beazley’s car!

And to their surprise, Miss Beazley herself walked in the cafeteria. She was now wearing her old reading glasses and she looked much, much better.

“Miss Beazley!” They all shouted. Some of the other students were leaving the cafeteria in disgust and Miss Beazley was wondering what had happened that made them want to leave so quick.

“What’s wrong?”

“You got all the ingredients wrong, Miss Beazley!” Tommy was starting to panic.

“You put chili powder into your salad and coffee powder in your fish burgers?” Jughead didn’t know what else to say.

“Huh? Oh no! It must’ve been my new glasses; I was feeling dizzy wearing them. I guess that’s why I saw the labels wrongly!”

“That’s not the worst thing, Miss Beazley; look, Mister Weatherbee’s outside! Soon he will want to have his lunch!” Archie pointed out the window.

“Oh dear! I’m so in trouble now. Mister Weatherbee’s going to fire me this time. You guys got to help me!”

Betty and Veronica was already sitting down and brainstorming.

“Maybe we should try telling him the cafeteria’s closed down today!” Betty said.

“No, no, no, it won’t work, I told Mister Weatherbee the cafeteria’s open today and that his food would be waiting for him when he came back.” Miss Beazley had never looked so worried in her life.

“Guys, I’ve an idea. Remember the time when we ran Pop’s for a day?” Jughead was smiling now.

“Oh, you are not suggesting…” Archie looked at Jughead.

“Yes…I am…” Jughead smiled even wider.

The rest of the gang knew then.

“Let’s do this!”

A few moments later, Mister Weatherbee walked in the cafeteria, but before he could even get a few steps in, he was blocked by Archie.

“Andrews…what do you want?” Mister Weatherbee was looking very hungry.

“Sir, you know the report I’m supposed to hand to you today?”

“Yes, what about it?”

“I’ve completed it and I was thinking if you could take a look.” Archie showed Mister Weatherbee his report.

“Look, Andrews, I’m really hungry now, I’m sure this can wait.”

In the kitchen, the whole crew including Miss Beazley and Tommy were busy putting together a brand new lunch. This time they had all the right ingredients out and ready to be used.

Jughead was grilling the fish burgers. Miss Beazley was putting together the salad. Betty and Veronica were baking the chocolate cake. Moose and Tommy were busy with the dressings.

This is turning out to be so fun, Jughead thought.

“No, no, Mister Weatherbee, this can’t wait. I’ve worked hard on it for two days; I just need you to give me some comments on it…” Jughead came out of the kitchen and winked at Archie who winked back.

All of them came out with their respective dishes and placed them on the trays.

“Phew!” Tommy was relieved. “I didn’t think we could pull this off!”

“Yea, that was too close!” Moose said, he was now sitting down and stretching out his legs, working in a kitchen was indeed tiring.

“Mister Weatherbee, on second thought, I think my report can wait, lunch does comes first.” Archie told Mister Weatherbee then. He winked at his friends.

“Yes, that’s right, Archie, your report can wait.”

Mister Weatherbee sat down and started tucking in.

“Wow, Miss Beazley, your food’s getting better and better!” Mister Weatherbee said.

“Well done!” He added.

“Well, I couldn’t have done it without some help!” Miss Beazley winked and smiled at the gang.

Later on, after school, Jughead told the gang. “Maybe we should do this more often, it was quite fun.”

Everyone started running away and shouting at the top of their lungs.

“Did I say something wrong?” Jughead shrugged.

Betty said"i noticed that those look like weatherbee's glasses".so they went to see mr.weatherbee.but they saw him with new glasses.and then they just saw reggie laughing.Archie said"Reggie what did you do this time'.Reggie said"i switched miss beazly's glasses and mr weatherbee's in the teacher's lounge. so everyone exept reggie told mrs.beazly and she went to mr. weatherbees office and they switched their glasses and mr.weatherbee gave Archie Detention but thats a different story bye.

WOW what an awsome topic! I can't WAIT to start writing.

The Worst School Lunch Ever

This was the worst day of Veronica's life! She had been embarassed in front of the whole school! She looked like a tomatoe cause she was blushing so madly! Running into the girls bathroom she sat down on a toilet seat and recalled the horride event.

What happened you ask? Well it all started one morning after Mrs. Beasely had gotten knew eye glasses from her doctor after he told her she needed some. They took some time getting used to but Mrs. Beasely tried her best to do her daily chores. As she drove from her hoouse to the school she had recived five tickets and nearly crashed! But she had finally arrived in the school parking lot. She then turned the wheel and accidently parked in Mr. Weatherbee's spot! But (sadly) she hadn't noticed. But others would soon have to pay the cost of her mistakes. And I'll all make sense if we check up on the gang who were now writing (or sleeping) notes for the big Science quiz that was to take place on the upcoming Monday. As the bell rang for lunch the gang walked down the hall towards the cafiteria listening to Jughead blab about how this was a 'sacred' day, considering it was the only day of the year the school served Triple Chocolate Cake, Plum Pudding, Ice Cream and almost every kind of junk food imaginable.Why, you may ask? Well because Riverdale high had been nominated for "The Highest Marks" award and in short, it ment that all together Riverdales students all got the highest marks.

Jughead was the first to enter. He grabed a tray and lined up first grabing 17 of everything! He then sat down at the firzst lunch table he saw and soved some Triple Chocolate Cake in his mouth. When suddenly he felt strange. Soon joined by the rest of the gang Jughead's face began to turn a light pink. Veronica had already thrown the cake in her mouth (after waking up late she missed breakfast trying not to be late). She quickly swollowed small portions at a time barely tasting anything. And with everything she was gulping down she hadn't noticed what was making Jughead turn pink...way...too...much...CHILI! Jughead threw the icecream down into his mouth then some plum pudding only to spit it all out later. The Plum Pudding tasted like bananas and pickles and the icecream tasted like ketchup/mango/oniuons/chocolate and surup! The rest of the school suddenly noticed the displeasant flavour of the food and quickly started to spit it up. Wel not everyone. Veronica ignored the strage and almost un edible taste, considering she was to hungry to care.Everything was like out of a movie, A HORROR MOVIE THAT IS! Mr.Stevenson sighed. "I veally got svome moping and viping to do now!" he sighed grabbing his mop as Mr.Weatherbee pointed towards the door. All the students filed out of the Cafetiria disgusted.

"That was disgusting!" Betty graoned afetr nearly twenty minutes at the waterfountain. Archie grumbled. "I'm going out for lunch from now one!" Archie mumbled under his breath yet loud enough for his friends to hear. "Yeah me too!" Reggie agreed. "I mean Mrs.Beazly is nice and all but a master cheif she is not!" "Yeah, I know what you mean!" Betty moaned as she bent over, her arms crossing over her stomach as she grunted in pain of the chili that still burnt her insides and the fact she would soon have to go to the bathrrom because of all the water she had drunken.

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Back at the cafiteria Mr.Weatherbee was talking to Mrs.Beasly. "I just tried some of the food! It tastes horride!" Mr.Weatherbee groaned. "What did you put in it? Rat poison?!". "Heavens no!" Mrs.Beazly shrieked. "Why all I put in the cake is some sugar, these three types of chocolate and this stuff here!" Mrs.Beavly said showing Mr.Weatherbee a can of pickles, some salt, some chicken and some pepper, ice, and orange soda. "And for the Plum Pudding I used these here!" Mrs.Beavly said pointing at some old hamburger meat, onions, and pepper, along with more salt and water, ice, and mint ice cream, and butterscotch ice cream. "And how can I add any flavour to plain vanillia ice cream without using some maply syrup! Or sprinkles. And what's ice cream without a cherry on top?" she said pointing to some soda, bits of onion skin and some small 'baby' tomatoes.

"So that's it!" Mr.Weatherbee sighed. "What's it?" Mrs.Beazly asked. "Mrs. Beazly! Have you gotten new glasses?"

lol, this story topic sounds funny. :D

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this should be interesting...