Story Starter: Week 13 – Ron’s Worst Nightmare

Ronnie’s Worst Nightmare
By Jeannie

“Whoopee!” I had received an exclusive VIP invitation to the well renowned Zone Spa! But then, I’m Veronica Lodge, right? However, there was a difference with this invitation: it was for the new Zone Spa, which had opened recently in Riverdale. From what I had gathered from the latest magazines, this was the IT spa. All the celebrities went frequently to other Zone Spa chains, so of course I had to go! I was thrilled! I absolutely ADORE spas! The tranquility and relaxation I feel in a spa makes me feel like I’m far away on an island in Hawaii, with the wind blowing, the euphony of the sea sliding back and forth…but anyway, I snapped back to reality and knew I had to inform Bets. When she picked up the phone she sounded drained and jaded, as if she had been doing those household chores she does all the time. I could never manage that, but I did revere that perseverance in my best friend.

“Hi (yawn!) Ron”
“Betty! You sound tired!”
“I just finished the chores. What’s up?”
“Oh, just wanted to tell you I got an invitation to Zone Spa! You know, that new spa that’s going to open soon…”
“Really?”
She had sparked up at what I had told her.
“Yes! It’s a VIP invitation!”
“Oh Veronica, you’re so lucky! I could really use a spa right now!”
“Sorry Bets, VIP members only!”
“Well, have fun Ron.”
“I will, bye!”
And with that I clicked the phone off. Little did I know what was going on behind my back…

AT BETTY’S:

I had just ended a phone call with Ron, who had informed me of her VIP invitation to the Zone Spa. Lucky girl! I honestly thought I needed it more than her. But what can I say. Just then, I received a phone call from Veronica’s house. ‘That’s strange,’ I thought. Were there some extra juicy details Ron had forgotten to tell me about?

“Hi Ron, what is it now?”
“Hello Betty, it’s Mr. Lodge.”
I was a bit bewildered: why would he call me? And I had thought it was Ron!
“Oh, sorry, I thought…”
“Yes, Betty, I fully understand why you thought I was Veronica. I called you for a specific purpose, however. It’s quite amusing!”
Mr. Lodge then began to laugh. How strange! He then continued:
“Betty, have you heard of that TV show that plays practical jokes on people?”
“Are you talking about The Joker?”
“Oh yes, yes, The Joker. It’s a real laugh, what I’m about to tell you!”
I was completely confounded. Just what could it be that was making Mr. Lodge act in such a queer manner?
“Betty, I’m guessing that Veronica has told you about an invitation she got for the Zone Spa. Am I right?”
“Yes, Mr. Lodge, she called me just now.”
“Well, it’s all a fake! The Joker is behind the whole thing!”
At first I couldn’t fathom what he had just said. But then suddenly, it dawned on me. I couldn’t believe it! Oh, what a joke this was going to be!
“Really? Ron’s going to be in for such a surprise! But how did The Joker choose Ron…”
“Oh, yes, well The Joker contacted me and asked for me to approve the offer. They had apparently been doing some episodes in Riverdale, and was looking for a pampered sort of girl. They had arranged the whole business with Zone Spa, who complied. I think it will certainly be the joke of the century!”
Whereupon Mr. Lodge commenced laughing loudly again, but then abruptly came to a halt. When he spoke again, he sounded incredibly solemn and somber.
“Betty, you must not spill a word to Veronica. The Joker is very strict about that rule, so could you to pass it on to all of Veronica’s other friends? The whole TV crew is going to be there, so you just have to pretend you know absolutely nothing about it. Can you get the whole of your gang and assemble yourselves at the Day Spa before 12-tomorrow afternoon?”
“Yes, Mr. Lodge, I’ll do that.”
“Alright, then, bye!”
Whoa. I felt light in the head! What would the others say?! I immediately set about the task of calling the gang. I was so full of excitement; I couldn’t sleep a single wink!

AT 12 PM THE NEXT DAY IN THE DAY SPA…

Archie, Mr. Lodge and his wife, Jughead, Reggie and I were assembled at a room in the Day Spa. Archie couldn’t sit still! He kept shooting up from his seat, would pace himself a few times, then promptly sat back down again only to repeat the process a couple of seconds later. Reggie was talking loudly to Archie, while Jughead was (of course!) indulging ravenously in the food.
“Bets, what’s the time?” Archie asked me suddenly, stopping mid-way in his pacing.
“11:55”. I looked at the watch on his wrist. Seeing me glance at his wrist, he looked down and seemed alarmed to find a watch there.
“Gosh, when did that get there?” Archie exclaimed.
“Don’t worry Arch, that’s typical of you!” Reggie jeered. All of a sudden, Mr. Lodge’s voice sounded over the excited commotion:
“She’s here!” He exclaimed, pointing to the door. It swung open to emit Ron, whereupon a sudden hush fell upon the whole room. We all crowded at the window, which was situated where she wouldn’t look (she would be indulging in relaxation, why would she bother to look around behind her?) anyway, Ron stepped in, wearing gleaming black heels and a beige and red designer dress. An assistant went forwards to take her bag, and asked her if she was Veronica Lodge.
“Yes,” she replied with a polite smile. Ron had no clue we were there! I was even getting goose bumps from the excitement! The TV crew was on the other side, congealed by the darkness and obscurity of the shadows behind the counter. The same assistant then returned and showed Veronica onto a comfortable looking massage bed. Veronica briefly went out of the room to change into a robe then returned. She seated herself, and the assistant commenced: to pick up a bucket full of…ice water! She hauled up the bucket and began pouring the freezing water onto her!
“What do you gurgle think your gurgle doing!!!” Veronica screeched, flailing her arms wildly around her as if warding off flies. “Is this what you call a massage?!” Ron hollered at the assistant.
“This, Madam, is what we do to relax the body!” The assistant exclaimed, feigning surprise.
“She’s a good actress!” Archie whispered from behind. I definitely agreed. Veronica looked completely enraged, but seeing how surprised the assistant looked made her wrath quell. She looked a bit ashamed even, as if this was THE THING that everyone did in spas and she hadn’t known.
“Oh, umm, right, it was pretty cold”. Veronica said, blushing. Back in the room, we couldn’t smother our laughing, which luckily was muffled out by the music outside. “Actually, it’s lukewarm” the assistant said. We saw her exchange the ice water for another bucket, which was meant to contain water of a tepid temperature. She offered it to Veronica to test, upon which Ron looked even more embarrassed about her wild reaction.
“I wonder if I’m feeling well…” She murmured, placing her hand to her forehead. But she lay back down again, and the assistant set about doing an arm and hand massage. Veronica suddenly looked content and tranquil, as if hypnotized into a pleasant lull, and state of ecstasy, but was soon shaken up by thundering shouts: the assistant was bellowing unintelligible words in rhythm to the massage like some American Indian war chant who had been inflicted with a disease! She shook Ron so hard Ron nearly fell off the bed! The assistant had her eyes closed, and continued doing this insane notion as if hypnotized into it! Ron looked utterly stunned, and looked around as if wondering if she was at the right place, but luckily not behind where we were laughing our heads off. But the assistant had more surprises up her sleeve: she started waving Veronica’s arm wildly, as if pulling a lever!
“Stop! Stop NOW!” Veronica bellowed. However, the assistant pretended to be absorbed in the crazy waving of Veronica’s arm. She really looked as if she was absorbed into some crazy war chant.
“STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!” Ron screamed, and we even had to cover our ears!
“What is it, Madam? This is the most popular service we provide!” The assistant suddenly exclaimed, stopping with alarm. And with that, she commenced again, only this time, another assistant entered, and then another! The original assistant then started wildly waving Veronica’s arm and leg again, while the second assistant did the same thing on the other side, only more vigorously, and the third grabbed the bucket and began splashing the contents on to Ron! They all began shouting crazy war chants as if hypnotized! I laughed so much I thought I would die! Ron looked ridiculous, her arms and legs waving vigorously and being drenched with water every few seconds! Ron’s expression was so funny: her face was distorted into a scowl, and she looked very unkempt now (very un-Veronica). Her hair was a mess, and her arms and legs waving like some bird flapping its wings!
“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!” Veronica screamed so hard as a fourth assistant entered and began tugging wildly at Veronica’s hair! We were all sprawled on the floor and laughing until our sides hurt. For a split second I was really under the delusion I was going to die from laughter!

The assistants finally stopped. What a sight. Veronica looked as if she had been in the middle of a tornado AND been swept by a tsunami. Mr. Lodge’s voice suddenly rang in my ears. “Kids, it’s time to reveal our secret now!” He said, smothering a laugh. We only just managed to get ourselves off the floor, and then we entered the room. From the other side the camera crew entered en suite. Veronica’s expression softened all of a sudden, then changed into one of great alarm. “Wha…wha…what’s this….” she spluttered, as she turned to look at the camera crew, then at us. We were still trying to avoid laughing. “Well, we’re part of the cast from The Joker.” One of the cameramen said, also smothering a laugh. Veronica was overcome by surprise. She went pale. I then began to get apprehensive; I had never seen her like this. “I….I…..I….” was all she managed to say. Her countenance suddenly changed into wrath. Uh oh, maybe this whole joke was a huge mistake…but then she faltered and unexpectedly broke out into hysterical laughter! The next things we knew, everyone in the spa began to laugh as if hit by some crazy laughing disease. I don’t know how long we laughed, but when we all finally managed to stop, we all looked at Veronica, at what she looked like, and again broke into uncontrolled laughter again! Veronica looked a bit wrathful at first, seeing that her appearance had been the cause for our laughter (she’s very self-conscious in case you didn’t know), and swerved round to stare at the mirror. We saw her gape at her reflection, and for a brief second I wondered if she really was all right. But the next thing we knew, Veronica’s face broke out into a bout of laughter; never in my life did I see Veronica Lodge laugh so hard!

Gotcha!
By:Cinnamon Apple

“Archie’s taking me to the dance!”

It was time for the fall ball and, as always, Betty and Ron where fighting for Archie.

As the girls continued to squabble, Archie sat in a booth on the other side of Pop’s, clueless to what he could do. He had taken Betty out to dinner. They were having a capital time, when Veronica stormed in just as Archie was asking Betty to the prom. And that, my friends, led to this scenario.

Just then, Jughead walked in. He walked over to Archie’s booth. “Hey buddy, ol’ pal. You look down. Let’s have a sundaes,your treat.”

“It’s the girls, Jug. I can’t decide who to take to the Fall Ball.”

“If you where smart like me, and gave up on the female species, you wouldn’t be having this problem. But, since there’s no chance of that happening, just take Betty. You told me you where going to ask her tonight,”said Jug.

“It’s not that easy.”

Jughead pondered over what he could possibly do to help his buddy. “Archie, I just may have an answer to you problem.” He handed Archie a quarter. “Tell them that you’re going to flip a coin:Heads, you take Betty, tails you take Veronica. Here’s the catch:It’s a trick quarter. Both sides are heads.”

“Great!”exclaimed Archie. “How can I ever repay you?”

“Well…. I was thinking in terms of burgers….”

But Archie was already talking to the girls, repeating everything Jughead said. A few minutes later Betty was beaming and Ronnie was steaming mad.

As Betty and Archie walked out of Pop’s hand in hand, Reggie strolled over. “Hey Ronnie baby, since the red headed fool is taking Betty, I bet you need a date,”he winked. “I’m available.”

“Keep dreaming, Reginald.”

“But Ronnie…”

“When pigs fly.” she said decidedly, walking out.

“Fine!”snorted Reggie. “Your loss. You’ll be sorry,mark my words!”

Veronica’s limo was waiting outside. She jumped in and started to pout. Smithers noticed and attempted to cheer her up. “Ms. Veronica , something just came for you.” He handed her a envelope. She ripped it open and scanned the page.

“Hmmmm….a free day at a brand new spa over in Midvale. It’s tomorrow! Smithers, arrange for the limo to take me over to Midvale tomorrow. Since I won’t be going to the Ball,” she sneered.

So the next day Veronica rode over to Midvale, ready for a day of pampering and luxury. What she got was the opposite. As Veronica entered, a woman with long wavy red hair approached her. She flashed a 100 watt smile and introduced herself as Clara.

“Hey, you look familiar. I wonder where I’ve seen you before… Never mind that. Let’s get started!”exclaimed Veronica.

“Sure,” Clara smiled, leading Ron over to swirl chair. “Now I’ll just smear some of this on your face and set these zucinini slices over our eyes.” Clara began to snip away at her hair. “There!Done.,” she said a few minutes later.

“Great!”Veronica said. “Let me see!”

“Um….we only let you see yourself at the end of the day. Now Pierre here will put some of this powder in your hair to make it, er smooth and silky,” Clara told her.

Pierre rubbed green powder into her hair, promising that the color would not show. After rubbing it all of her hair, Clara said, “Now, Maeve will give you a mani/pedi.”

“Great!”exclaimed Veronica.

Maeve picked a color and started to brush it onto Veronica’s toes. It was…green?

“ Maeve why in the world are you painting my toes green? Couldn’t you paint it a more fashionable color, like pink?” Exclaimed Veronica.

“Veronica, Veronica, Veronica ,didn’t you know? Green is the new pink!”

“Then why is my hair bubblegum pink?!”screamed Veronica, having suddenly captured a glimpse of herself in the mirror. “And my face is yellow!”

Suddenly Clara said, “You can come out guys.” Many men with cameras appeared and…Reggie? All of a sudden Veronica had it figured out.

“Oh my gosh!” she exclaimed. “Now I know why you look so familiar! Your Noelle Adams, host of that show ‘Gotcha’!”

“That’s right,”smiled Clara. “And this was all set p by your friend here.”

“That’s right,”said Reggie. “Oh, and smile. You’re on national television.”

“REGGIE MANTLE!”screamed Veronica. “YOU ARE SO DEAD.”
Some where in Florida

“Honey, why are there a pink haired thing chasing a boy?”

“They’re probably crazy, honey, just ignore them.”

well then ill complete it......
Now for the mud bath......
Without letting Veronica see herself in the mirror the three ladies guided her to the mud bath. There Veronica changes and slid slowly into the mud bath.
"Ah that feels soo good!" Veronica said closig hr eyes.
Agatha sneaked closer. She took out a can and pourd some worms into the mud. Lilly cam p behind her. She added a blue liquid to the mud. Nikki ran to the other side and put bugs into the mud.
Veronica opened her eyes to the three guilty ladies.
"Miss. Lodge! How does it feel?
Veroica nodded.
"15 more minutes otherwise the mud will affect you!" Lill said excited to see the damage on Veronica.
Veronica sighed.
15 minutes later.....
"Miss. please get out!" Nikki called.
"Yep!" Veronica replied.
Sh pulled herself out.
Her legs were covered with blue mud and there were worms all over!
Veronica screamed in her high pitched tone.
"Miss. are you ok?" Lilly asked running over.
"Get me a mirror!" Veronica said.
The brought her long mirror.
Veronica screamed again.
Betty peeped in.
"WELCOME TO TRICKED!" A man stepped out along with Mr. Lodge.
"DADDY?" Veronica shrieked.
"Yes, dear!" Mr. Lodge said handing her a towel.
"How could you?" Veronica screamed.
"How could YOU treat your friend so badly?" Mr. Lodge asked angrilly, "You treated Betty like dirt and acted like a spoilt brat!"
Betty stepped out.
"This was just a lesson!"
"I'll teach you to mess around with me!" Veronica shouted running towards Betty.
Betty took a step sideways and Veronica tripped through the door. A huge water balloon fell on her drenching her.
"I HOPE THIS COOLED YOU OFF!" The man cried.
Veronica stormed off with laughing Betty.

well hope u enjoyed my story as much as i did writing it.......cyaaaaaaaa

Veronica prepare go to the Spa in hurry.

Betty:Can i go please ?

Veronica:You so poor and don't have fashion dress !!!

Betty:Sob..........BYE

Veronica:So long my poor friend!!!!hahahaah

Archie:Don't be sad i bring you to the shopping mall .

Betty:Thank Archie thank you so much .

Veronica:You think i will jealous Archie Andrew !!!No way!!!!

Archie:So all long time you just playing me ok then now on Betty is my girlfriend only !!!!

Veronica:If you say so bye my ex-boyfriend !!!!

Betty:Archie don't be so angry we go to shopping mall now ok?

Archie :Ok .

When Veronica reach there she say "What a day i Veronica Lodge going to enjoy the most popular Beauty Spa.

Salewoman:Hi, you must be Veronica Lodge please come this way .

Reggie also at there talking with someone and see Ronnie.

Reggie:Ronnie why you at here ????

Veronica:Enjoy Spa of course that what i do always.

Reggie:Here is not a Beauty Spa.

Veronica:You nut ?

Reggie :No and you talk to me so bad i am going to ask Betty for a date.

Veronica:Ok i don't care .

Salewoman:Come and enjoy the mud spa .

Veronica:ok thank .

Ronnie,step in the mud and felt warm.

Veronica:So enjoy so relaxing.

Salewoman:That good you enjoy first i go and get my things.

Veronica:Ok be fast .

Suddenly 50 people taking camera hiding behind the bushes and jump out .Say "Veronica Lodge you are in the live TV please say somethings that you been fool.

Veronica:What i been fool when ?

Reggie:Now !!!!

The men all take the picture of Veronica has been prank in the pratical joke.

Veronica:Sob...............

Then,she went home in a minutes.

Veronica:Daddykin help sob............

Mr.Lodge:Do you learn a lesson ?

Veronica:Please dad i am Veronica Lodge what i do is all right.

Mr.Lodge:You say you talk to Betty and Archie in rude is correct how bad you are.

Veronica:What they 2 are poor what i say i right !!!!

Mr.Lodge:You still didn't learn the lesson tommorow you be regret !!!!

Veronica:No daddy i promise !!!!!!

The next day, is the newspaper come Veronica ask her maids .

Maid:Yes, Miss.Lodge here take it.

Veronica:Thank .

When, Ronnie see the newspaper is was full of her pictures that wearing bikini and full of mud .

Veronica:Wah!!!!!!!!!Daddykin .

Mr.Lodge:I think you would regret .

Mrs.Lodge:Daughter you should be shame .

Veronica run out of the house and cry.

Archie:Ronnie,if you say sorry to me i will forgve you.really

Veronica:No way you think you king.

Archie:Ok then,good bye

Betty:She is bad to us Archie don't talk to her.

Reggie:Yeah,Archie she like me because if my money!!!!!

Archie:You are right Reggie Betty.

They 3 left accept Veronica alone.

Judhead:Ronnie,don't be so proud and selfish is bad you know.

Veronica:Mind your own business ok .

Judhead:If you say so Veronica !!!!!

Veronica then, go to the shopping mall all people laugh at her.

Betty:What the matter is not funny at all !!!!!

Veronica:Thank Betty i thought you hate me .

Betty:Friendship is easy to build but when it going to be enemy is hard.

Ronnie hug Betty thank you very much now let shop .

Betty:I am poor like you say i am not you.

Veronica:You have forget you have a rich friend that is going to buy the things what you want.

Betty:Really thank Ronnie.

THE END

When Veronica arrived at the spa, everyone started showering her with attention immediately. “Wow,” said Veronica. “If only I got this kind of attention at home!” A man came up to her and introduced himself. “Hello, I am the manager of this new spa, and I’m so happy you’ve come!” Veronica smiled sweetly. “So where’s all the pampering take place?” “Oh, over in this room,” said the man directing her to the door. “Have fun,” he said grinning. When Veronica stepped into the room she felt overwhelmed with joy. There was a staff just waiting for her arrival and the whole room was just for her! There was a sauna, a pool, a massage table, and an area for pedicures and manicures. There was a television in one corner and even a whole rack of new designer label clothes just for her to chose! While Veronica was choosing which to do first, the rest of her friends back home were mopping.

“Why dose she get all the good stuff,” asked Betty frustrated. Betty, Archie, Jughead, and Moose were hanging out at park with no access to a pool on such a hot day. “You said it,” said Jughead. “I mean think of all the food she’ll get to eat.” Archie sighed. “I won’t get to see Veronica in a swimsuit!” Lucky for him, Betty didn’t seem to hear that comment. “Hey guys, look at that,” said Betty. Across the street there was the manager of the spa seen on the commercial. He was directing a bunch of camera crews into a large building. “Isn’t that the spa,” asked Jughead. Betty said, “Yah I saw Veronica go inside.” “Why do they need camera crews,” said Archie. “Ah, forget about it,” said Jughead. “I say we go to pops!” as they headed to pops for burgers, someone suddenly bumped into Archie. It was Reggie. “Watch where your going carrot head.” “Were are you off to in such a hurry Reggie,” asked Archie. “I don’t want to be late for the spa.” “You got invited to,” asked Moose disappointed. “Of course I did, I’m amazingly rich! Besides,” he added to Archie, “I wanna see Veronica in a swimsuit.” Archie groaned. “Hey,” said Jughead. “Do you think that the guy stalking you over there is a big fan of your amazingly rich self?” The others looked over to a small man who could barely hold the camera which was filming.

Veronica was in the middle of a lemon massage from a tres cute staff member when all of a sudden…

The doors burst open, and the gang walked in. Moose had the camera man at the throut. “Tell her.” Veronica got up from the massage. “This is supposed to be a relaxing day for me!” The little camera man, fumbled with his words. “This is a tv show and you’ve been set up.” The rest of the fake staff groaned. “Harold, you weren’t supposed to tell,” said one girl. “You try being choked by this big lump!” Moose smashed his face in. Again. “Lets get out of here Veronica,” said Betty.

Little did they know, the rest of the crew was not aware of Veronica’s knowledge of the show…

As the gang was about to leave, painted sprayed everywhere in the room. The gang screamed of shock. (Of course the most girlish scream was Reggie’s). Everyone started slipping on the floor and suddenly honey poured out. All of the practical jokes were playing out at once. The massage table snapped back, toads were coming out of the pool, and feathers seemed to explode in the room. “Lets get out of here,” yelled Archie. The staff seemed to find a back door which was locked and so was the front. But Harold was also gone. “Look up the ceiling,” yelled Jughead. “Let’s go up there.” The gang gathered and built tables atop each other to reach the ceiling. One by one the gang went into the roof dripping in sticky honey with feathers.

When they finally got out the building, they ran down the street looking like chickens. “I can’t believe this, I wanted a relaxing day.” “Who said you couldn’t have one at your house,” said Jughead. Veronica thought about it. “After I get daddy to sue them, get out of this discussing honey/feathers, I’m gonna go to my hot tube. Then my pool. And hire my massage therapist and assistant.” Veronica got into this thought. “I get to personally buy new clothes online, and get my hair done. All at my house!” “The others sighed. Reggie said, “I always knew I could do that!” “After we get cleaned off, lets go to my house and hang out.”

Narrator: I wonder how Veronica will react when she finds a frog in her purse!

Ding dong!!!"Hey Jug, Ron invited us to her pool party today, wanna come? No. My mom told me to stay home and rest. Sorry archie, but I cant go, I'm sick."(cough cough)"Drats. Bye Jughead.(YAHN!!!)" Nap time something I'm relly good at." (snore snore snore)Jughead started to dream because he just woke up and talked to Archie. Where am . Am I in my dream?I wonder is it always this wierd? How do I get out?! The walls th-th-there talking! The wall starts to speek. younge lad...you must talk to the greet soda to leave hear. But you must not drink it or you will be traped forever. Jughead gulpls and talks. This is going to be hard. Finaly, after a long walk, he gets to the great soda. but from his walk he was thersty. So he drank from the great soda. "uhoh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hunny. Hunny. Hunny!! Finily. Jug it was just a nightmar,and,I brout a treat. Thanks ma

THE END

Mr. Lodge dashed into the room, where moments earlier he had heard an bloodcurdling scream.
"My precious baby! What happened? How badly are you hurt!" Mr. Lodge cried.
" Oh, Daddiekins. You really need to pay more attention! That was a happy eek!" she replied. "I have been invited to a new spa! I'm going to be pampered and spoiled for a whole day!" Veronica shreiked happily. Her butler, Smithers thought to himself," Why is this so special? She does that everyday!"
"How much is this going to cost me?" Mr. Lodge sighed.
" Nothing! It's absolutely free!" Ron replied. "Now if you will excuse me, I have a spa to go to." With that Veronica turned on her heel and walked out to where her limo was parked.
When she arrived, Veronica was puzzled. It was a fairly plain building and looked nothing like any spa she had ever seen.
Meanwhile, inside the building, the host of the reality show " Pranks", Amanda Samuels, was talking to her camera men.
"Remember, all the camera's are hidden. Stay out of sight. Let no one know you are here, especially Miss Lodge." Amanda said. The cameramen nodded in agreement and got into position just as Veronica walked through the doors.
"Hello! I'm Amanda, and I'm going to be doing your facial, hair, and manicure! Please follow our receptionist to our cosmetic room, where we will do your nails and your hair. Make yourself at home, and I'll be with you shortly." the host said.
Minutes later, Veronica sat waiting in her complimentary robe eating her complimentary food.
"Finally!" she cried when Amanda walked in.
"Sorry. I had a small matter to attend to. But now I am ready to start your manicure!"
Veronica sat with her eyes glued to her magazine while Amanda worked.
"Done!" Amanda said.
"Ick! What is this goo on my hands?" Veronica replied in disgust.
"Oh, it'll go away. Now I'll do your hair, and Mimi will do your facial."
Veronica's eyes were covered in cucumbers and she felt a facial mask being smeared on her face. Her hair gave off a faint odor, but she couldn't identify it.
"Okay! You're all set!" Amanda said.
"EEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!! What have you done to me? My hair is covered in mayonnaise! My hands are covered in peanut butter! My mud pack is actually made of mud! What kind of spa is this?" Veronica fumed.
"It isn't! Veronica Lodge, you're on "Pranks"!"
"AAAAAH!!!" Veronica screamed as she ran to her limo.
When she arrived at home, she washed up and then suddenly realized something peculiar.
" My skin has never felt smoother! My hair is so soft! Hmmmm....." Veronica thought.
A few days later, Veronica's phone rang. It was Betty.
" Oh, Ron! I just saw the latest episode of "Pranks"! I am so sorry! It must have been awful!" Betty said apologetically.

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Betty & Veronica in Ronnie’s Worst Nightmare

By: Taylor.P

It was a typically hot day in Riverdale, about 1 week from the start of summer vacation. Most of the local teenagers that attended Riverdale High were hard at work doing volunteer work and starting summer jobs. Most apparently did not include Veronica Lodge. Who was at that moment lazily draped across a lounge chair by the poolside of her million-dollar mansion, wearing oversized sunglasses and the teeniest designer bikini. Oversized sunglasses and tiny bikini’s were in, and Veronica Lodge was always in.

At that moment Veronica’s cell phone rang, but she did not stir from her slumber. It rang again, twice, three times before a slim hand that looked like it had never been put to work in it’s lifetime blindly groped on the side table for the cause of the annoying disturbance. Veronica flicked open the phone and barked, “Yes, what is it?!?!”
“Ron, it’s me, Betty” Betty said cautiously.
“Oh” Veronica said softening her tone. “ What is it Betty? I was taking a nap”
“I was wondering if you wanted to go look for summer jobs together? I was thinking of applying at the ice cream parlor on Smith Street. Wanna come?” Betty asked.
Veronica pulled the phone away from her ear and glared at it. “This was the reason that Betty woke her up?!?” she thought. “Betty darling, why would I? Veronica Lodge. Go look for a job?” she said in an exasperated and snobby tone.
Betty sighed. “Veronica could be really sweet and a great friend, but sometimes the snobby rich girl side of her came out, sometimes too often,” Betty thought.
“ Because you’re my friend” Betty said.

Silence

“ And…there’s a really cute guy working as the manager” Betty said already knowing what the answer was going to be.
“Well, why didn’t you say so?” Veronica said with a sudden bound of energy while leaping up from her chair. “ I’ll meet you at your house in 20 minutes, Bye” And without waiting for Betty’s reply she slipped on her sandals and bounded into the house to look for a perfect outfit to wear.

At Betty’s house…

Betty sighed deeply while drumming her fingers on the chair she was sitting in. “Veronica was already 15 minutes late; all the good jobs were probably taken by now!” Betty thought angrily.
All of a sudden the doorbell rang. Betty leaped to the door and yanked it open to find Veronica perfectly dressed in a purple t-shirt dress with a wide silver belt, brown flip flops, a designer purse and silver dangly earrings.
“What took you so long!?!” Betty exclaimed angrily. Veronica glanced at her with a sigh,
“Why Betty dear, you especially should know that I’m always fashionably late,” Veronica said with a twirl of her dress. “Now are we going or not? Honestly Betty you really should use your time wisely. Here you are chattering to me and wasting precious time,” Veronica said as she turned and started walking down the street leaving a stunned Betty on the doorstep. Betty grinded her teeth, opened her mouth, thought better of it and closed it again. She took a deep breath and then hurried to catch up to her “sensible” friend down the street.

Later…

“…Oooh look at those cute shoes! Aren’t they darling? I just love leopard prints! Oh my gosh! Look at that swimsu…”
“Ron!” Betty yelled, causing Veronica to stop abruptly.
The two girls were walking along the main street about 2 blocks from Smith Street. So far, there had been many delays of Veronica stopping to look in shop windows as Betty rolled her eyes.
“Look normally I love window shopping but were already late as it is. Could we please just wait till after we try to get some jobs?” Betty said firmly as she watched Ron’s face melt into a pout. “ And then…we absolutely have to go get those leopard shoes!” Betty said brightening up. “Your right! They are sooo cute!” Betty exclaimed as they both started laughing while linking arms and heading along the street.

As the two girls started heading along Smith Street they noticed a breathtaking white building that looked very out of place with Riverdale’s small town charm.
“Wow!” Veronica breathed as she hurried across the street to get a closer look. As the girls approached they saw a beautiful young woman with dark long choppy hair and startling celery green eyes directing a young man on how to paint the outside sign. While the woman was talking, Veronica and Betty tried to look inside the store windows but they were covered in what seemed to be silky curtains.
“What is this place?” Betty said out loud without realizing. The woman and the man both glanced up from their conversation and to the girl’s great embarrassment the woman excused herself to the man and started to walk over to the girls.
“Betty” hissed Veronica. “Now look what you’ve done,” Veronica said.
“Oh it’s quite alright,” the strange woman said with a hint of a French accent and a tinkling laugh. “This place that you were so curious about is to be Riverdale’s first day spa- Zen! Zen is to be an exclusive spa with very expensive treatments. Were still renovating but we have a great construction team like that man that I was talking to. His name is Barry and he’s the head of the team. Their very fast workers so hopefully Zen should be open in about 1 week. I’m the manager of Zen; my name is Helene Milne. You can call me Helene.”
“Nice to meet you” the girls said politely as they shook hands with Helene.
“It’s about time that Riverdale had a spa. My father won’t let me go to a spa because they’re too expensive and so far away. Which is completely horrible since it’s the beginning of summer and I’m absolutely dying for a pedicure and manicure to go with my tan. But if Zen opened up I bet I could convince Daddykins because it is so close. Money is no object of course,” blurted out Veronica arrogantly. Helene laughed and said
“I like your attitude young lady. What are your names?”
“Well, my name is Veronica Lodge and this is my best friend Bett…”
“Wait!” Helene said interrupting Veronica. “Your name is Veronica Lodge? Hiram Lodge’s daughter of the billion-dollar company? You’re the famous socialite?” Helene said with a strange look in her eye.
“Why yes of course” Veronica said smugly. “Why do you ask?”
“ Well my name’s Betty Coo…” Betty started to say
“That’s nice honey,” Helene said rudely cutting Betty off. Suddenly Helene’s personality rapidly changed to a very demure look as she stared down at the ground. “Well in answer to your question Miss Lodge…”said Helene staring at the ground “ I was wondering if you would…oh never mind…you wouldn’t like a thing like that…”
“ Wouldn’t like what?” Ron said, her eyes bright and alert.
“ Well, it would be great publicity if you could make an appearance as our VIP celebrity guest. The spa would be open just for you and our um…specialists would give you an all expense paid schedule of treatments to our liking, I mean to your liking” she said recovering quickly, “That is if you’re into stuff like that…” Helene said her voice trailing off.
“ Into stuff like that?” Veronica exclaimed, “Helene darling, I live for stuff like that”
“Great!” Helene said returning to her smooth talking normal self, “We’ll have a VIP invitation drawn up and sent to your house when the spa’s done the renovations. All I ask of you Miss Lodge is that since you are our VIP celebrity guest, we need to show you off afterwards so the other “common” people…”
“Common peop…” Betty started to exclaim but Helene ignored her completely.
“…So that they can see what Zen has to offer. All you have to do is get some photos taken after the makeover. Is that all right with you Miss Lodge?”
“Why of course! I shall be doing a good deed for the people of Riverdale. I shall be showing them how lucky they are to have such a place like Zen in the town so they can all look like moi! Of course, no one can truly live up to my perfection and beauty but they shall be able to see how close they can get!” Veronica said with pride.
“Wonderful! Now for details, you’ll basically have a free pre-scheduled day of bliss and comfort. Zen is a very exclusive spa Miss Lodge, soon celebrities and other socialites like you will be coming for our ah…how should I say it…unique treatments.” Helene said with a strange smile.
“ Ah of course! By the way, what kind of unique treatments do you offer?” Veronica asked.
“ You’ll see Miss Lodge, you’ll see. Well, I must be off to supervise the workers. Good-bye Miss Lodge, see you soon!” Helene said as she started to walk towards the store’s door.
“Bye Helene and thanks a lot!” Veronica said cheerfully.
“Um…bye Helene” Betty said awkwardly but Helene had already gone.

“Oh my gosh Betty! I’m going to Zen as a VIP!” Veronica squealed.
“Oh so now you’re acting all nice huh? Decided to be less of a snob and talk to the “common” people huh?” Betty said grudgingly.
“Oh Betty, I’m sorry if I was acting like a completely unbearable snob, but isn’t this exciting! I’m going to Zen!” Veronica said.
“Ya I know I was right there,” Betty said rolling her eyes. “But Ron, maybe you should consider this. Helene seems a little too charming and seems to have a mean streak as well. She also seemed a little too curious about you. Something’s not right about that spa or Helene.” Betty said her voice filled with concern.
“Oh Betty, your just jealous! Just because she picked me and not you for the VIP invitation, doesn’t mean you have to blame it on Helene. She seems very nice and understands how I feel. Zen seems like an awesome opportunity, so don’t spoil this for me Betty Cooper!” Veronica yelled.
“Fine! I guess I’ll just go look for a job on my own, thanks. Since I’m one of the “common” people.” Betty said her voice dripping with sarcasm.
“Enjoy the spa Veronica Lodge! You’ve just lost yourself a best friend!” Betty said angrily as she stormed away in the direction of the ice cream parlor.

As Veronica walked home she tried to convince herself that she did the right thing “Betty’s just jealous, she’s just being paranoid and deliberately trying to sabotage my mind so I won’t go to the spa. After the spa, I’ll talk to her, she’ll understand”

Meanwhile...

While Veronica was walking home, Helene was inside a large room on the second floor of Zen. She and her camera crew were watching some footage of her earlier encounter with Miss Lodge.
“This is brilliant!” Helene said to her crew. “ I can’t believe our luck of getting Veronica Lodge for the premier of our new show “Celeb’s to the Extreme”. It’s great for two things; first she’s the Celeb for our Riverdale location; second my son’s going to be ecstatic because Veronica Lodge broke my son Erik’s heart awhile back. This will be great revenge.” Helene told her crew gleefully.
“Ok, we got to get organized people. Barry, I need you to print up a VIP invitation addressed to Miss Lodge. As fancy as possible, the more special this spoiled brat thinks she is the easier it will be to fool her. Naomi and Lauren, I need you to go get the supplies for our spa treatments. Think fancy on the outside so Veronica will be fooled easily and you know what in the inside” Helene said with a grin. “Andrew, Max and Derrick, I need you to continue working on the spa. The rest of you, lets start filming the first part!”

The crew set up quickly as Helene got ready before the camera.
“Ok everyone,” said Ryan the director. “In 3,2,1 ACTION!”

“Hello, viewers of channel 10. My name is Helene Milne and I’ll be your host. Thank-you so much for watching the premier of our new TV show “Celeb’s to the Extreme”- Where famous celebrities from all over our pranked to the extreme. Now, for this episode we are shooting in a little town called Riverdale where a certain famous celebrity lives. Her father owns a billion dollar company. She is a broadly known fashion icon. And on top of all of that she is also a well-known socialite. On today’s episode of “Celeb’s to the Extreme” we bring you Veronica Lodge!”

1week later…

As Veronica walked in through the broad white doors of Zen, the sight took her breath away. Zen was large and white. The atmosphere was very white, clean, fresh and modern and there even was a small fountain in the middle of the room. Helene and her staff were already waiting for her by the front desk dressed in a flowing white top and pants. The top’s neckline was embroidered with gold thread.
“Hello Miss Lodge, welcome to Zen!” said Helene with a pleasant smile.
“Hi Helene, I’m so excited, I didn’t get any sleep at all last night” Veronica said cheerfully.
“Oh you poor dear. Don’t worry my staff and I will take great care of you,” Helene said glancing at her staff with a strange look. “Now here is your schedule, slippers, robe, and a towel. Take a look at the schedule and change into your robes please. I’ll meet you in the gym.”

“ Thanks so much Helene!” Veronica said as she walked off to the dressing rooms. After Veronica changed into her robe and slippers, with her towel in hand Veronica looked at the schedule.

Zen Schedule
Name: Veronica Lodge

10am- Work out in gym
11am- Scented Hot Bath
11:30am-Cucumer Facial
12:30pm-Lunch
1:30pm-Hot stone massage and facial
2:30pm-Waxing of legs and eyebrows
3:30pm-Aromatherapy time
3:45pm-Makeup and hair

“Oh wow, wonderful! This looks great” Veronica said as she started to walk towards the gym. As she reached the gym, there was a large tall man standing there next to many expensive exercise machines and a pool.
“Hello Veronica” the man said, “My name is Andrew”.
“Hi Andrew, nice to mee…” Veronica started to say but Mark cut her off.
“Ok Veronica lets go. Start on the treadmill, then lift some weights and finally do some laps in the pool. You only have 1 hour so we have to go quick, quick, quick. GO!” Andrew yelled as Veronica scrambled off to the treadmill. Poor Veronica, all of that exercise and no sleep last night exhausted her, so after the one hour she really could use a nap. But, Veronica had the hot scented bath on her schedule next so she couldn’t take a nap. As she stepped into the large bathtub, she couldn’t help notice how pretty it looked with so many rose petals on top and the scent of jasmine in the air. The bath helped her wake up for the moment so she tilted her head back and closed her eyes to relax. All of a sudden there was a loud splash. Veronica’s eyes snapped open as she stared into the water but all she could she see were rose petals. Suddenly bubbles appeared on the surface and out popped a frog that landed on Ron’s head.
“Eeeeeeeeek!” screamed Veronica as she jumped out of the bath and grabbed a towel. She ran out of the room and saw Helene arranging some flowers.
“Helene!” Veronica yelled, “There was a frog in the bathtub!”
“A frog?” Helene asked, “Why that’s most unusual, I’ll speak to my staff about it. In the meantime, my most sincere apologies Miss Lodge, these things do happen ”.
“Well, all right. It is a new spa and everything so there are bound to be a few kinks” Veronica said as she walked over to the Quiet Room for her cucumber facial. In the Quiet room there was a woman waiting for her.
“Hi Veronica! Nice to meet you, my name is Naomi,” the woman said.
“Hi Naomi” Veronica said.
“ Well let’s get started, lie down and relax” Naomi instructed Veronica.
As Veronica lay down, Naomi got out two cucumbers and a creamy mix. She placed the cucumbers over Veronica’s eyes and pasted on the creamy mask. When Naomi was done, she left the room to let Veronica rest and wait for the mask to set. After awhile, Naomi came back.
“Ok Veronica time for the mask to come off” Naomi said as she started to peel it off. “Oh no um, Veronica the mask won’t come off” Naomi said.
“What!” yelled Veronica, “ What did you put on my face!?!? I can not walk around like this!”
“I know, hmm, I got it!” yelled Naomi as she pulled out a small hammer and chisel “I’ll chisel it off!”
“WHAT! Are you crazy?!? Do not put that chisel near my face! You’ll wreck my skin!” Veronica screamed as she ran towards the door. But when she yanked the door open, a large bucket of water fell on top of her.
“ARGH! That’s it! That is the last straw, I’m leaving!” Veronica yelled.
“But Veronica!” Naomi said, “Look the water washed the mask off”
“Oh” Veronica said as she touched her face.
“Look Veronica, I’m really sorry, I’m very new at this. Please stay! There are so many more treatments left.” Naomi pleaded.
“Well, all right” Veronica said as she walked towards restaurant. “What else could possibly go wrong?” she thought. But unfortunately for Veronica, many many many things went wrong. When she went for lunch, there were bugs in her tea and food. Luckily her hot stone massage, facial and waxing were fine…or so she thought. After the massage she relaxed in a small room with many vents so the delicious scents of lavender, honey and jasmine could come through into the room. Unfortunately, those nice smells did come into the room but somehow a mix of rotten eggs and Limburger cheese also became part of the mixture. Veronica was gagging all the way as she ran out of the room.

“What is with this spa?” Veronica thought to herself as she headed to the makeup and hair room. “I would have been long gone from this crazy place, but the people are so charming and they do have a point, these things do happen,” she thought. “At least there’s only makeup and hair left, then I can get my picture taken and go home”

“Surprisingly, makeup and hair went quite well” Veronica thought after her makeup and hair was done, “She couldn’t see herself yet though because they took the mirror into the next room for the big unveil and the pictures”.
Helene was waiting patiently for Veronica by the door leading into the next room. As they both walked through the door, camera’s flashed and a whole camera crew was standing there filming. In the background there was a giant screen showing the footage of Veronica and Betty meeting Helene outside Zen.
“What is this?!?!” Veronica said.
Suddenly Helene walked out with a mirror and turned it to face Veronica, she screamed. Her face was had big black ink spots which Veronica realized must have been from the hot stone massage. Her hair was spiky and standing on end and her makeup was all blotchy. But worst of all she had no eyebrows!
“EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!” Veronica screamed, “WHAT’S HAPPENED TO ME AND WHAT’S GOING ON?!?”
“Veronica” Helene said maliciously, “You’ve been pranked on the new TV show “Celeb’s to the Extreme”. All day long hidden cameras have been filming you and those accident’s that happened were on purpose. Smile for the camera!”
At first Veronica was too shocked to speak but then she screamed “ SHUT OFF THE CAMERAS NOW!!!” She screamed so loud that everyone did shut off the cameras.
“Ok Missy” Veronica said poking Helene in the chest, “ I don’t know who you think you are, but no one, and I mean no one, messes with Veronica Lodge! Now listen up! You and your funny little crew are going to pay for the damages that you did to my perfect face and body. If you ever air this on TV, I will sue you, your crew and the TV show for every single penny that you have!” At first Helene was speechless from shock and fear, but she quickly recovered.
“But um Veronica, were fine for paying for the damages that we did, but if we don’t air this episode what are we going to do about the premier of the show on such short notice?” Helene asked cautiously. At that Veronica smiled.
“Let’s sit down Helene darling and negotiate” Veronica said with smile.

At the Lodge mansion the next day…

“Oh Betty, I’m so sorry! You were right about Helene and the spa. It turns out that the spa was a fake and they were secretly filming me for their new TV show “Celeb’s to the Extreme”. Can you forgive me Betty?” Veronica asked Betty in her room. The two girls were sitting on Ron’s bed while Ron retold everything that happened.
“Of course Ronnie! Especially after what you went through. Um no offense or anything but apart from the missing eyebrows (which are bad of course) what else happened about your looks?”
“Betty dear, you can’t expect me to walk out of the spa looking like that. I looked like a freak! Oh yes, I forgot to tell you about my negotiations. Well, their not airing the episode that they shot of me and I made them give me a proper makeover” Veronica said with a laugh.
“Oh thank goodness for that. That would have been so embarrassing! What happened to the show?” Betty said.
“ Oh the show” Veronica said with a gleam in her eye, “Well for the premier I gave them a substitute Celeb instead of me. She’s not as great as me of course, but she’ll do” Veronica said as she whispered the name in Betty’s ear. Betty started to snort with laughter and soon Veronica joined in as well.

Meanwhile…

Dear Ms Cheryl Blossom,
We are pleased to inform you of an exclusive VIP invitation to…

THE END

The phone rang loudly at Betty's house as Veronica anxiously awaited her to answer the phone. Betty, preparing food on the stove, quickly answered. "Hey Ronnie, what's up?" Ron, who was jumping from excitement, shrieked " I got a VIP invite to the new Riverdale Day Spa! Can you believe it? All expenses paid!" Betty smiled as she turned off the stove. "That's great Ron. When do you go?" Veronica squealed in excitement, "Tomorrow!".
"That's great Ron, but I have to go, I'm cooking right now."
"As always." muttered Veronica sarcastically. The next day, Veronica left early in the morning to begin her day of pampered bliss. She felt as though she was being renewed. Meanwhile, a camera focused on her as she was being pampered about. As the day ended, A burly man with a dark beard came out of the door marked office. "VERONICA LODGE! You've been TRICKED UP!" Ron jumped up, as the masseuse shot back. "What do you mean? And who are you?" Ron shouted haughtily. "I'm Steve," replied the man, "And you've been tricked out by your friend Betty Cooper!" Ron gasped while Steve droaned on. "While you've been here getting spoiled, your best friend has been having the dream date. She and her friend Archie have been taken to a day of whimsical merriment." Veronica glowed a deep shade of red. "Let's see how their day was." A movie clip was played of Betty and Archie, sitting having a picnic with all the food made the day before. Betty waved to the camera and said, "Hope you liked the spa trip!" Ron let out a horrible scream. The best day of her life, ruined! It had all been a joke, and she was the unknowing victim. "This has been another episode of Tricked Up! Watch us next week as we trick..." went on Steve, as the wheels in Ron's head turned. Two weeks later, Betty got a surprise of her own. In the mail, was a letter saying she had won the short story contest in the newspaper. The prize was a week in Paris. Happily she went on the plane for the trip of her life! She saw the Eiffel tower, went to the best Parisian shops, and visited many more landmarks. When she arrived home, she got another surprise. It was an envelope filled with pics of Archie and Ron, kissing on the beach while she sat in Paris. Revenge had been paid, with interest. In one shot, was a picture of Ron with the 'winning' envelope, and a credit card, and the words 'It pays to be rich' scrawled on the bottom. Betty let out a ferocious yell, as it was surely the end.

Veronica got sooo mad she went straight home and told her daddykins that she wants that spa ripped down and changed into her own personal movie theatre,that only her friends may enter!And she wants those people who tricked her sent to Alaska in swimsuits!But in secret Mr.Lodge knew ecxactly who had tricked her!Now archie comic creators if you wanna know who tricked them send me your e-mail address i'll mail it to you!

Does the week include Thursday? Or is it up to Thursday?

"Where is everyone?" Veronica thought as she looked around the small building she had stepped into. "Well, this is a bit of a letdown." She thought bitterly.
Just then a woman in a purple coat walked up. "Oh, you must be Miss Lodge! Come in and get settled. Our specialists will be with you shortly." the woman said and with that, she turned and began inspecting every inch of the room.
" Everything seems to be in order!" she thought. "Silly Celebrity Stunts will soon be the hottest reality show ever!"
Meanwhile, Veronica sat in her complimentary room, wearing her complimentary robe, while eating complimentary food. "What is taking so long? I'm ready to be pampered!" Veronica screeched as the woman in the coat walked in.
"Hi! I'm Emily. Welcome to the S.C.S. spa! First on our list is your free facial! At the same time our hair stylist Rick will wash and style your hair! Does that sound alright?" Emily asked.
"Perfect! Leet the pampering begin!" Veronica yelled with delight.
Veronica followed Emily down a long corridor until they reached a large room with a chair, a sink, a few cabinets, and some paintings on the walls. Veronicca sat down and got comfortable before the staff began.
"I will start with your mud-pack." said Emily as she put cucumbers over Veronica's eyes. A half an hour past and Veronica noticed her mud-pack was hardening. Her hair was giving off a faint odor, but she couldn't recognize what it was.
"Done!" Emily cried as she turned Veronica to face the mirrors.
" EEEEEEEEEEEK!" Veronica screeched. "What have you done to me?"
" Veronica Lodge, smile! You're on Silly Celebrity Stunts! As you can probably tell, the mud-pack is real mud and we washed your hair in mayonnaise!" Emily said, grinning all the time. Veronica screamed again and ran to her limo. When she arrived home she went upstairs to wash off. After her she rinsed off the mud, she noticed something peculiar.
"My skin has never looked better!" She gasped,"And my hair has never been softer! Hmmmm....."
A few days later, Betty walked into Veronica's room.
She stared at Veronica, who was in the process of putting mayonnaise in her hair.
"Ron! What are you doing?" Betty exclaimed.
"Well, Miss Cooper! You can make yourself pretty your way, and I'll make can myself pretty with mine!" Veronica replied. As betty left, she thought to herself, "Pretty? Has she looked in a mirror?"

Ronnie’s Worst Nightmare

‘O.k. I sent my contest form to the spa.’ Said 16-year-old Veronica Lodge. As she drove away in her brand new convertible from her birth day. Beep bob beep, went her brand new phone also. ‘Betty, guess who just entered the spa contest at a new spa!’ said Veronica. ‘Let me guess you’, said Betty Cooper in a grumbly voice. Beep!!! Went the phone as Veronica hung up. SLAM! Went the door as Veronica walked into her house. ‘What is wrong my dear’, Mrs. Lodge said. ‘Betty is jealous of me just because I am rich and beautiful.’ said Veronica.

2 weeks later…

MOTHER! FATHER! I WON!!! I have a vip pass!!! Said Veronica. ‘ Good for you dear’, said Mrs. Lodge. ‘I leave tomorrow. I am going to stay with my friend Venus Bilton. Fifi! Come pack! Smithers! My water with a sliced lemon! NOW!’ ‘Yes miss. Lodge. Sighed the maids’. ‘Archie’ said Veronica. ‘Yes’, said her 17-year-old boyfriend. ‘I am leaving for the weekend so I will not be home so don’t call me tell I get back.’ Said veronica. ‘ O.k.’ said Archie Andrews.

The weekend…

Chow! Said veronica lodge as she got on the air plain to France. ‘Welcome to France’, said the plain director. ‘Venus I have not seen you in so long! Well I am of to the spa!’ HEH, HEH, HEH, said Venus with a smirk on her face. Are you sure this is 2125 Sentence Lane. Said veronica?. ‘Yes, now pay up’, said the cab driver. It is so beat up and run down, thought veronica. ‘Hello’, said a strange voice. ‘For the weekend you will stay here over night and live here said the same strange voice. Follow the lights to your room. She followed the lights to her scary room the whole place was scary!!! You may not leave until Sunday morning at 8:00. Yah right thought veronica. It is time for dinner said the voice. come with me to get there said a girl who was in the door way. Help thought veronica. As she went to the dinning hall. ‘We will have chicken, salad, and beans today.’ Said the girl.

Saturday night…

I have to sleep here said veronica!!! Yes now good night said the voice. finally said veronica it is 7:00 a.m. I can go home at 8:00 a.m. ‘Veronica’, said Betty cooper. ‘Betty why are you here to show you this. Betty took veronica into a room and there was her friends and family!!! And a TV. Crew!!! Watch this honey you are on live TV you always were this is a new TV show called ‘how humiliating’ you are the first one to be on their TV show.!!!

In Riverdale…

Well since you were so good on that TV show you can go to a real spa. Said Mr. Lodge. AHHH!!! Yelled Veronica as she ran away to her room!!!

THE END

Ron's Worst Nightmare

by Jayanna

"I can't beleive YOU get to go to the spa!" Betty complained. Her best friend, Veronica Lodge, had been mailed a VIP invitation to come to a new Day Spa opening the next week.
"Sorry, but it is only for the famous and wealthy." Veronica explained.
"I'll say!" Her father exclaimed. "These bills for your 'Mercury Spa' are through the roof!"
"Oh, Daddykins, it's the price I pay for being beautiful."
"The price YOU pay????" Mr. Lodge questioned. Betty giggled. Veronica didn't think it was very funny at all.
"Well, I guess YOU help a little too." Betty rolled her eyes.
'Life with Ronnie sure is never boring.' She thought.

The next week, Veronica went to her Day Spa after bragging about it to practically everyone.
"They chose me because they know who is REALLY important in this town." And then, with a flip of her hair, she would say, "No offense, of course." After she had left, for some reason everyone started laughing. Betty had NO IDEA why.
"What's so funny?" She asked.
"Well," Nancy began, but then burst into giggles. "Reggie entered Ron in this drawing for this new TV prank show called "Mercury Spa". It's where they do weird stuff to unexpecting people at the spa... like Ronnie!!!!" Then everyone... including Betty... laughed so hard they fell down on the floor.
"Hey! I just mopped that!" Pop grumbled, which just made everyone laugh harder.

Well, while this festivity was going on, Veronica was on her way to the spa. She couldn't wait to get into a relaxing hot tub while people pedicured and manicured her feet and toes. When she got there, the owner, a Mr. Alonso Mercury welcomed her.
"Welcome to our out-of-this-galaxy spa." He told her. "The first stop is the steam room." So he dropped Ronnie off at the Steam Room, which was very relaxing, but once she got out, she looked in the mirror. Her hair was spiky and sticking straight up... like a mohawk!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH she screamed.
"WHAT, MISS VERONICA????" Mr. Mercury came running.
"M-m-m-my HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed again.
"Ah, uh, yes, sorry about that, here's ten dollars off the hot tub w/ mani pedi." He said, fighting back a chuckle, while handing her a coupon, which seemed to make everything better.
Veronica sniffed, then walked over to the bubble room.
"Enjoy!" He told her. So Veronica did. She took a bubble bath while eating ice cream while someone was doing her toes, and then they did her fingers. But, as Veronica was not paying attention to what they were doing, she stepped out of the hot tub to find out the painted... not just her fingerNAILS and toeNAILS, they painted her fingers and toes, too! And she STILL had a mohawk!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Poor Ronnie screamed.
Mr. Mercury walked up, then saw her.
"Sorry, dear, but that's ok. Here's a coupon to take $1000 off your entire spa trip." Once again, coupons made everything better. Then they went to the facial room. Ronnie lad down, then someone gave her a facial. A spritz here, a cream or two there, cucumber slices on her eyes, and she was done. They had used Misuchi products... the ones in the red and blue bottles... or so they told veronica. What they REALLY used was mixed up cherries and blueberries! The only thing that was real was the cucumbers. So when Ronnie was done, her face was COVERED with red and blue residue. That was the last stop at the spa. Then, she was brought out and pointed at a camera. And they announced they had been filming her the entire time... from the mohawk, to the patriotic facial. Ron started crying. All across the world, people saw her. Now, she was wearing her swimsuit, with purple fingers and toes, a mohawk, and a blue and red face. But then Alonso Mercury said something that made her infuriated.
"Well, Reggie Mantle, you certainly got Veronica Lodge VERY good."
"Reggie Mantle?" Ron asked.
"Yes, he is the one who volunteered you for this."
"OH!"
"And here's ALL your money back." When Ron came back to Riverdale, there was a sight for everyone to see. Ron was chasing Reggie ALL OVER TOWN!

But, in the end, when she caught him, Reggie was too tired to move, and Ron was too tired to do anything to him. So he just laughed and laughed about her hair, fingers and toes, (which after a vicious scrubbing, the polish STILL wouldn't come out!) and face. But Ron was too tired to do anything about it. So she laughed too. Reggie had taped it... and when they watched it, Ron had to admit she did look ridiculous. And Ron learned something VERY important. That beuaty is only skin deep, but when you have good friends and family, that makes you the most lovely person on earth.

Ronnie’s Worst Nightmare: Embarrassment

It was a fresh new morning and Veronica was awoken by her alarm clock which was showing 9:00 AM. She turned her head on her pillow and slept for another 5 minutes or so. For some strange reason, she felt lethargic and fatigued, and in her mind she found herself telling herself 5 more minutes, 5 more minutes even though she had already thought that same thing some 20 minutes earlier. Maybe it was because of the school schedule for today (Math, Science and some other boring subject), or it could be because of the long night she had spent last night trying to finish her science report. Either way, she didn’t want to wake up and prepare for school. She wanted to lay there and enjoy the cool breeze of the morning instead.

But she heard a loud shout coming from her kitchen, a loud shout which belonged to his father, and at that she awoke almost instantaneously. Ronnie knew how persuasive her father could be and she certainly didn’t want any of those things to start the day off with. So she woke up and trudged towards her bathroom.

Passing by her window, she looked out her window and saw how beautiful the day was, the sun was shining just right and the leaves in the trees were rustling in the cool breeze. The day was on its way up and she felt lifted up in her spirit.

After another 30 minutes had passed, her father started shouting up into her room again. “Why are you taking such a long time up there, hurry up, we don’t have all day, princess!”

“Don’t you understand I got so many decisions to make? I got to choose what dress and what makeup…..”

Another half an hour, she walked down the stairs.

Her father was sitting at the kitchen table reading the day's Riverdale times. It was his daily morning routine and he would feel uncomfortable if he didn’t at least have his dose of daily happenings that day. And to her surprise, he didn’t look at all angry towards her for taking so long to get dressed. Instead he handed a small postcard-like thing, and in the front were the large bold letters FINE MANICURES. Reading it, she found out she was invited for a free tryout of this new shop, situated in Riverdale shopping mall, which does manicures, pedicures, skin facials and even has a large spa.

“WOW!!! Daddy, look at this!” She showed him the card.

“Free manicures! Wasn’t that what you’ve always wanted?”

“Yeah! Imagine the free skin facials and not to mention, the spas….” Veronica was smiling from end to end.

Her father smiled back at her, “yeah, I can already imagine all of those things.” He paused for a moment and handed the card back to her. “The appointment’s tomorrow, just after school, you can make it there on time?”

“Of course I can, Daddy!”

“Then have a good time, ok?” Veronica’s father entered his car.

“I will.” She entered the car as well.

And off the car went, down Riverdale road.

At school, Veronica told everyone about it, everyone! She told her closest friends, Mr.Weatherbee and the staff at Riverdale High, and she even told all the football guys!

Betty said, “How I wish I could receive invitations like you, I could use a manicure myself…”

Veronica replied, “Maybe we should go shopping one day, they always have promotions like this down at the malls…”

Betty replied, “Yeah, maybe we should…” She paused and continued, “Anyway, have a good time there, ok, Ronnie?”

Veronica giggled, “I will, and I will certainly be thinking of you when I’m there.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, my little princess.”

Both of them giggled and walked to the canteen together.

After the last bell rang, Veronica waved goodbyes to her friends and walked out to the sidewalk. It would only be a matter of walking around the right corner of the junction about 300 meters down the road and walking another 300 meters down another road. The Riverdale mall wasn’t very far from the school and she often went there with her friends.

Her face was displaying a gleeful smile to everyone as she walked past, and she even whistled. In her mind, she had it all planned. She would do a quick manicure and pedicure, then she would do the facial. And no spa, she reasoned that she didn’t fancy spas very much, and that to her was perfectly fine.

Reaching the store, she told the attendant exactly what she wanted, which was the manicure, the pedicure and the facial. The attendant nodded and then pointed her to a vacant seat next to the long, wide window looking through the front of the store. Veronica smiled and went to her seat.

“So, shall we start with the manicure?” The attendant asked.

“Yes, please.” Veronica replied.

The attendant showed her a palette of colors to choose from, and Veronica opted to do her fingernails in a nice pinkish blend with a rose pattern on every single one of them, and her feet in a similar fashion to what she wanted her fingers to be. The attendant said “Okay” and went to work on them.

It took her just an hour to finish the job.

“Wow, you sure can do some really good manicures….These look absolutely amazing!” She rotated her hands and displayed them to the attendant. “Thank you.” Veronica said to her with a satisfied smile.

“You’re welcome….eh…if you will…we will move on the facial, Miss?”

“Yes, of course.”

The attendant brought her to a long, horizontal chair and instructed her to lie down.

“Lie down there?”

“Yes, Miss, lie down. And close your eyes.”

Lying on the chair and closing her eyes, she actually felt good lying there for some strange reason, it was almost too comfortable and she felt like sleeping.

She could feel the attendant going to work. She could feel every single cold smear of oil on her face and every stroke and every touch. It was a long time since she had last done a facial and she felt good having it for free this time around.

After what seemed to her like 20 minutes, she heard the attendant’s voice telling her to keep her eyes closed, that the facial was taking effect and that she had to wait at least 10 minutes before she could open her eyes. Veronica nodded upwards in agreement, put her head back down against the warm leather and started dozing off.

In her dream, she dreamed that everyone at school was staring at her and in that dream; she was walking along the corridor in her usual confident stride and swagger. Letting the attention wash over her, she saw how all the boys from every class in the school was rushing out the classrooms and staring at her. It all seemed surreal and unreal at the same time. She felt confident her beauty was the attracting factor.

But soon, she could hear laughter. All the boys started to burst out in rueful laughter.

Why are they all laughing? She thought. It was then that she caught a glimpse of her face which now looked like what a clown’s face should be. Her cheeks had large, red dots on them and her whole face was a straight white. She grimaced and screamed out with all the power in her lungs “NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

“HAHAHAHAHA!”

She opened her eyes and saw a group of teenagers giggling while pointing index fingers at her. She heard something about how her face looked, or something along those lines. Without hesitation, she felt for her face with her hands and rubbed it.

All she saw shocked her to her core, her hand were red and white paint. She knew the same color paints a clown uses and these were the exact same types.

At that, she screamed, screamed just like she did earlier in her dream. The scream was to her surprise a wide, echoing scream.

Sitting up and looking around told her why; she was in the middle of Riverdale mall’s ground floor! In fact, she saw that she was in front of a giant supermarket and that some shoppers, including some of the workers of the supermarket, were staring at her with puzzled eyes.

Even worse, children were laughing at her and making her the joke of the day. She felt embarrassed and stunned at the same time. Her mind was blank for that moment and she was probably trying to determine the reality of the situation at hand and doing little else. She wasn’t going to be running about the mall like this of course. But what could I do? She thought.

She saw an increasing number of people staring at her while walking by, and there were now small crowds forming here and there. Oh….No! Oh...No!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! That was all was running through her mind, the embarrassment and the awkwardness of being in the center of a mall with a face painted like that. All she did now was to cover her face with the towel the attendant had covered her face with in the first place. Oh, please don’t stare at me; go on with your shopping, wasn’t that why you guys came here for? Oh, please….she begged in her heart.

Then, from the corner of her eye, she saw the store attendant walking towards her from the left. At that sight, she fumed and boiled with anger. She was surely going to give that lady a good ticking for embarrassing her like this. Then something struck her. There must be a reason they were doing this to her, she thought. And what’s even funnier was the smile on the attendant’s face. Why would she be smiling like that?

“Don’t tell me….I ….”

The attendant started shaking her hand, and Veronica looked at her with a confused look. She then pointed to the ceiling at a 45 degree angle. It was then that the stark realization of being a victim of a TV show who delights in playing practical jokes on unsuspecting people hit her. She felt numb at that thought. Was she really on a TV prank show? She thought.

“I’m on Just for Laughs?”

“That’s right! Smile at the camera!”

“Are you kidding? With a face like this,?! You must be crazy!”

“Oh, come on, it’s just a light hearted joke….Smile!”

When the attendant looked back at her, Veronica was already off to the nearest restroom. She couldn’t stand it any longer, she had to get rid of whatever paint was on her face. The sooner she got it off, the better. In her heart, she wished she had never awoken that day, she should've stayed on her bed enjoying the cool breeze.

The next day, she told Betty the entire story and told her how, for once, she was lucky not to have received an invitation for a free session from a great nail FINE MANICURES. Veronica twisted her mouth at that.

Archie tried to look sympathetic but Veronica knew he was trying to bottle in the laughter. She told him and it wasn’t pretty. Oh no, it wasn’t.

There was one thing she never failed to mention to them both; she had refused to have her part aired. And rightly so, she had learned an important lesson: there is never such a thing as a free manicure. And that would be a lesson she would never, ever forget!

THE END

'YAWN' Veronica just got out of bed to a beautiful day.
"Veronica, dear," calls Mr. Lodge her father, "you have got a letter in the mail." "Ohh, I wonder what it could be?" she ponders before opening it. Veronica's eyes open wide as she is suddenly wide awake.
"What is it darling?" asks Mr. Lodge, " another bank bill? Remember what i told you, budget your money, veronica dear-
"no daddy!" Veronica cuts him off, "it's a letter inviting me to the new luxurious day spa."
"Oh congratulations dear," says her father.
"I've got to tell Betty!" Veronica quickly dials Betty's phone number to tell her the great news.
"Hello?"
"Hi Betty, it's Veronica!"
"Oh hey Ron, what’s-up?" asks Betty
"You will never believe what I just got in the mail!" Ron says ready to burst.
" Is it that cashmere sweater that you got ship down from Paris?" wonders Betty. "No silly?" replies Ronnie," though I wonder when I will get that, anyway, I got invited to the new day spa!"
"That's great Ron, is it the one opening on Preston Street? I hear it's so luxurious even celebrities are trying to book an opening and still get in," says Betty
" I know!" cries Veronica, too excited to hold it in, "I've got to go pick out an outfit, see you soon."
"Okay, tell me all about it tomorrow night," beams Betty.
"Sure will, tootles," Ronnie adds before she hangs up.

At Pop's:

"Don't you love that new prank T.V. show Arch?" asks Jughead, horking down his fifth chilli dog.

"Yeah!" replies Archie, "I can't get enough of it!" "Would you like to come over tomorrow night to watch it? I hear it's going to be the best one yet," says Jughead, "I just restocked my refrigerator!"
"Um, didn't you do that yesterday?" Asks Archie
"Yep!" says Jughead paying Pop," See you at my house at 3:00!"

The next day:

Before the first rooster even crows, Veronica is out of bed double checking her stunning yet casual ensemble for the day.
"Diamond studs, check. Gold charm bracelet, check. Gucci bag, check. Prada shoes, too fancy...."
"Veronica!" Calls her father," the limosine will be here early, be ready in 20 minutes!"
How am I supposed to get ready by then? She wonders as she throws on her new wrap around simple T-shirt with her drop dead gorgeous, should be illegal, way too tight dark jeans.
" I'm all set!" she smiles as she grooms herself in the mirror, "absolutely nothing can go wrong."

At the spa:

"Hmmm, I thought Betty said it was on Preston street," Ron says to herself, "oh well, she's just jealous."
As Veronica is being escorted to the door she can't help but notice camera crew coming out of a roofing van. As she turns to get a better look they just disappear. Strange, she thinks. The man escorting her can't help but notice the funny look on her face,
" Oh, they are just there to film the workers fixing the roof," he quickly covers up. As she comes into the lobby she can't help but be a little suspicious.
"We can take you right away Ms. Lodge, come this way," says the way too perky receptionist, "here is your complementary tea."
The receptionist hands Ron a teacups.
"Ahhhhhhh!" Shrieks Ronnie, " There's a spider in my tea!"
"Oh, I am so sorry miss, I'll go fetch you another one."
"I'm quiet all right," Snaps Ron, " thanks."

Later on in the day:

"I can not wait to get into that mud bath," says Veronica after she came back from getting her nails done. The lady doing them 'accidentally' spilt the whole entire bottle of nail polish remover on her. And while trying to clean it up, spilt nail polish all over her new fabulous shirt! Which Ron cannot believe.

As she settles down into the mud bath she hears a croak.
"Ahhhhh!"
A frog jumped onto her head! She didn't think it was a real ‘mud’ bath!
"I am so sorry, didn't we tell you?" says the towel lady, "we use real mud here."

After Ronnie cleaned herself up she headed for the showers so she could go swimming, though they never mentioned that they had a pool in the letter. Oh well, she could have her facial later. As she turned on the water green guck came out.
" Ewwww!"
She ran down the hall to go find help. As she gets to the lobby a crowd of people she in her bathing suit covered from head to toe in green gunk. Ron just wanted to cry, nothing was going right. The receptionist brought her to another shower to clean off, funny; she looked awfully like someone Veronica recognized. But it must just be a coincidence.

Veronica was finally ready to have her facial, they were using products she had never seen before, which wasn’t likely.
‘They must be imported,’ she thought.
“All done,” said the young lady doing her make-up, why don’t you go down to the lobby to show it off, I hear there is going to be camera people filming for the news.” Ronnie knew something had to go right; she headed right down there without skipping a beat.

The moment she stepped inside the dimly lit lobby everyone gasped and pointed. Ron did a couple of poses she saw in magazines when she realized they were laughing. The receptionist handed her a mirror. Her face was purple! She was to shocked to move. ‘What is going on? This must be a dream,’ she thought, ‘wake up, wake up! Oh no, that can’t be. That’s the guy from the new prank television show!’
“And wrapping up another hilarious episode, let’s speak to the victim herself, shall we?” the host was saying, “here she is the brave Veronica Lodge! How do you feel darling?”
“How do a feel?!?” Ronnie responded, “ how do you think I feel?”
“ Pretty horrible,” the host laughed, “ ain’t that right Brittany, Brittany Spears is our special guest today!”
The host pointed to the receptionist.
‘I knew she looked familiar,’ thought Ron.
“Thank you for watching folks,” said the host signing off, “and don’t forget, we still don’t have a show for next week and nothing is more fun than pulling a prank on a friend, on national television! Bye!”
The cameras all stopped rolling.
“I’m on national television?” repeated Ron.
“You sure are kid, will you please sign this release form?” He asked.
“Who’s that?” Ron asked as she pointed to the signature at the bottom.
“ Oh, that’s the man who set you up,” replied the host “looks like Reggie someone.”
“Reggie!” Veronica cried, “ say, I think I have the perfect next episode.”

Next week at Archie’s house with the gang:

“D’uh, Reggie really got you good last week Veronica,” said Moose.
“He’s right,” said Jughead.
“Ya,” added Arch, “on national T.V.!”
“Don’t rub it in you guys,” said Veronica sounding annoyed, “ I just got the purple out of my face.”
“ Quiet guys!” said Betty, “ the show is starting.”
“ And for this weeks practical joke victim, Reggie….” You could hear the announcer from the television, “Let’s see what happens when his hot date turns into a monster!”
“ Ha, Ha, Ha,” Laughs filled Archie’s house. Reggie’s finally getting what he deserves.

At the show:

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Reggie screamed while running out of the building.
“Reggie wait!” called the host, “ it’s not real! It’s a PRANK! REGGIE!”

the end

"Ronnie’s Worst Nightmare"

By Hilda

“Hello, all you lucky readers! It is an honor that you have all stopped by to visit Moi, Riverdale’s wealthiest and gorgeous princess.

You might have already read Betty’s article on the school paper called ‘Ronnie’s Worst Nightmare’. Just between you and me, Betty did a good job writing that article, but it is not perfect. She left out a lot of things, especially the ending, which is the best part.

It’s about my weekend at a new day spa. I had scheduled for a whole day of pampering and rejuvenation with Betty, but it was suppose to be for next month. Last Thursday, I had received a ‘special VIP invitation’. I was surprised to have received it, so naturally, I thought I was going to be pampered sooner than scheduled. Boy, was I wrong!

I opened the white envelope with a silver border printed on it and pulled out the card. It read,
‘We cordially invite Riverdale’s Prestige resident, Miss Veronica Lodge, to the Grand Opening of Florence’s Luxury Day Spa in Riverdale on Saturday at 10:00 a.m.’

I was thrilled! I phoned Betty to come right away and told her the news. I thought she would be disappointed that she couldn’t go with me, but instead, she was acting kinda weird. She told me she could wait for when we both go next month and blurted ‘good-night’ before she ran off to the front door. I brushed it aside since I was too excited until that day came.

Before my chauffeur took me to the spa, I called to confirm my invitation. I was so happy to have heard I was going to get the works--manicure, pedicure, facials, scalp treatment--you name it!

By the time I arrived and was led to my room, things started to go wrong. My room had no window, there were no towels in the bathroom, and no furniture but a sofa and a table. My key card was slightly damaged and I kept having problems swiping the stupid card on the slot to open the door to my room. The manager was getting annoyed by me because I kept insisting that the card didn’t work. What’s strange is that whenever the manager swiped the card for me, it immediately opened the door without any problems. She would look at me like I was nuts, or so I thought.

Each treatment I got was worse than the previous one. In one case, when I went to get a manicure, the girl (looked more like a guy in a wig and makeup) who did my nails didn’t pay attention to what she was suppose to do. She was dressed sloppy and wasn’t hygienic. It totally grossed me out! Right after she cut my nails short (I didn't tell her to cut them short), I screamed at her while she picked her teeth and reached out to grab the nail filer. After I made her go and wash her hands, someone had walked up behind me and splashed a bucket full of purple slime. Naturally, I screamed.

As you have guessed, I made quite a scene, demanding for the manager to capture the culprit and to provide better services. The manager looked irritated by me but I didn’t care. When the girl came back, she puffed and immediately removed my slippers.

“What are you doing?”

“Pedicure time, dearie,” she replied, in a forced voice.

She tickled my feet and said it was for good luck before sinking my feet into the ‘special cleansers’. My feet were soaked in three different ‘cleansers.’ The first one looked like thick fudge with tiny pebbles on the bottom of the bin. The second was a pink substance that smelled like either sweaty gym socks or moldy bread. And last but not least, the third one was a blue dye. I found THAT out after I washed my feet afterwards.

Strange things kept happening until I couldn’t take it any longer. After complaining to the manager again, I stormed into my room and refused to leave there. It didn’t take long to hear someone banging on my door. In fact, they startled me that I literally jumped up. I opened the door with an angry tone until I saw three huge men. They had their arms crossed and stared back at me with firmness.

One of them said in a heavy accent, “You have to attend your next session!”

“No, I don’t! I am leaving!” I cried back.

“No, you cannot leave until after your massage with Ms. Brigitte!”

“You can’t make me!” They grabbed my arms and carried me away. “Eep!” was all I could say on the way to the masseuse.

They dropped me to my feet and closed the door behind them. It was just me and Brigitte. Nervously, I turned to her and stared at her for a moment. She was a huge, muscular woman with short, red curly hair and very thick eyebrows. Any wider and it could become a unibrow. Eew! Haven’t she heard of plucking? I just stood there quietly and swallowed hard. She looked angry… or maybe that’s the way her face is.

She uncrossed her arms, hit the table with her heavy palm and said in a very thick accent, “I Brigitte. You lie here! Now!” I swallowed hard again and shook my head repeatedly until she stepped forward. “I have not much time for next person!”

I quickly lied down and she massaged my back…very hard. “I will fix muscles.”

‘More like tear them,’ I thought, as I tried not to shout. All of a sudden, I jumped up and chuckled. “No, you must relax or muscles will bunch again!”

“It’s not my fault!” I cried. “You tickled me!”

“I did no such thing!” She then turned around to grab a long towel from a table and said, “I wrap your legs to keep moisturizer….”

That’s all I heard as I ran out of the room and past the three huge guys that were standing guard outside near the door. I tried to outrun them by turning the corner in the hallway when I suddenly stopped. There, stood the girl who gave me the manicure and pedicure, and beside her was a professional cameraman, the director and his crew. Another man came forward from behind the crew and removed his headphones. It was the producer.

The three guys stopped behind me and the girl removed her wig. It really was a guy. He laughed along with the others and told me, “Miss. Veronica Lodge, I’m Henry and you are on the ‘Henry’s Shenani--show!’” I was in complete shock.

Yeah, they were all actors. Even Ms. Brigitte, but she was the only one with the real accent. By the way, she is also a stunt woman.

To make this story shorter, I learned that Betty had arranged this scheme for me. She signed up to have me publicly humiliated in that horrendous show who do nothing but play practical jokes on innocent people. The show was pushed sooner by the producer when he found out I am the daughter of the famous Hiram Lodge.

Anyways, after the producer explained it all to me, I had an idea. I told the producer I would not sue and they could air the tape if they agreed to tape and air my idea. They nodded with agreement.

So… I phoned Betty and cried to her in tears what a horrible day I’ve had that I couldn’t keep talking on the phone and hanged up. Poor predictable Betty. She ran over and the manager led her into my room. As they were coming, the manager told her that I wasn’t told yet that this was a practical joke. Betty looked around and spotted a “Happy Birthday” cake on the table near the sofa and all the balloons around the room.

“Where is she?” she asked.

“She should be here any time now from her massage session. Feel free to stay here. I apologize, but I have business to attend to.”

She left and closed the door behind her and turned to where I was. I was sticking my head out from the corner and then I looked at the crew behind me. “Are you still tapping this?”

“Yes,” said the director. “Remember, the hidden camera is on the bottom of the picture frame near the sofa.”

“Got it!” I signaled and ran off.

I paused in front of the door and breathed in and out before I bolted in in a crying frenzy. “Oh, Betty!”

Betty rushed up to me and hugged me. “I’m so sorry, Veronica! This is all my fault!”

“No, it’s not! You are the best and most wonderful friend in the whole world!”

Betty looked guilty that she clasped her hands behind her back and stared down at her feet. “No. I’m not,” she mumbled.

“Yes, you are!” I sobbed. “You came after I called…” I pretended I just noticed the cake and balloons and walked over to the cake. Betty joined me but said nothing. “A birthday cake?” I asked. “How revolting!”

“What is it?” she asked.

“Just take a look at that between the words ‘Happy’ and ‘Birthday.’ Those tiny letters spell out, ‘To the most deserving girl in Riverdale!’”

Betty drew closer and squinted her eyes to the tiny candy letters on the cake until I quickly shoved her head down and right onto it. The hidden camera got a perfect view of Betty’s face before and after her ‘sweet facial treatment.’

“YOU deserve it, Betty dear,” I grinned.

Hey ppl, bets and veronica.......Betty is the judge of Poor pop who is the judge of Night of the iguana? o and congrats to Julia I couldn't get my comment on the other one

Ronnie’s worst nightmare

Ron: its time! Byeeeeeee Betty!
Betty: bye!

Ronnie had got a V.I.P. invitation for a new day spa. and it included all the things she loved like facials, manicures………..!
So of course she went! She soon reached the spa which was named ‘dr. spa’. Just then a cute guy came.

Cute Guy: Are you Veronica Lodge?
Ron: Yes!
Cute Guy: hello, my name is Marc!
Ron: are you the owner of this spa?
Cute Guy: Yes!
They went inside the spa. Ron went alone where they were having facials. They were hardly any people there usually a new spa is crowded with people. Ron sat on the chair and the women started to do her facial. They put on some kind of brown cream on her face; it did have an awful smell! Ron did not say anything because she had the habit of falling asleep during a facial, manicure or any thing else. Next they washed the cream off her face with an extra dirty cloth. After have an hour they woke Ron up and she found that she had got a very dirty face with a horrifying smell!!! She shouted so much at the women that Marc came and Ron told him what had happened. Marc took her to the manicure stand & again Ron fell asleep during the makeover! The women polished her nails really well ( until Ron was awake ) as soon as she fell asleep they made a mess of her nails! They painted her nails with brown, black, blue, etc. all the shops made her worse and when she looked at herself in a mirror she saw the horrible sight she was in! and then how she screamed and shouted and after giving Marc really nice punches in the stomach she went home. As soon as she reached her house she bathed at least 50 times as she was stinking so much! She told Betty every thing and how Betty tried to control her laughter!

Next day was even worst than yesterday for she found out that it was it had been the work of a TV show which played practical jokes and all her friends who saw the show in which Ron had been the target teased her for a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END

Ronnie's WORST Nightmare
Veronica (thinking): Climbing that rope was just like gym class!
She rubbed her back.
Veronica (thinking): Something tells me to go back but I really need to relax right now.....the only thing I don't need now is Cheryl.
Veronica looked up to see herself face to face with Cheryl.
Veronica: UH-OH!
Cheryl groaned.
Veronica and Cherly at the same time: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN HERE?
Veronica: I got s VIP-
Cheryl: Pass. Me too.
Veronica: If I stay out of your way will you-
Cheryl: I'll stay out of your way don't worry.
Veronica and Cheryl went there seperate ways.
A lady: Your first day will be spent in the mud bath. Your second day your hands and feet and your third day your face and hair.
Veronica: OK OK
Veronica falls flat on her bed.
The lady: Oh and by the way you'll be sharing this room with Cheryl.
Veronica: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!!??
The lady: Yes.
She leaves.
Veronica rushes to the bathroom to change.
Veronica: Cool! Those little moiturizer bottles!
She rubbs some on her arm.
Veronica: Yuckkkkk!
The part of her skin turns green.
Veronica: EEEEEEK!
She rubs some more on her arm. Her whole arm turns green.
She quickly changes into her swim suit and then put another cream on her other arm. It turns blue.
Veronica: OH NOOOO!
Veronica runs out of the room to the MUD BATH. Cheryl is already there.
Cheryl: Nice arms! What did you do?
Veronica: There was some cream in the bath room it was dye!
Cheryl: Yeah right.
Veronica jumps into the mud bath.
Veronica: AAAAAAAAHHH
Cheryl: What is it now?
Veronica: Wo..WORMS!
CHeryl shakes her head and gets into the other.
Cheryl: FIne.
Veronica gets out.
Veronica runs to the counter.
Veronica: THere are worms in the mud bath.
COunter lady: I'm sorry but there isn't look at Miss. Blossom there.
Veronica: Cheryl...cheryl...cheryl does she own this place.
Cheryl: As a matter of fact I do.
Veronica screamed.
Mr. Lodge: Veronica....VERONICA. Wake up you are having a bad dream.
Veronica rubbing her eyes: What time is it?
Mr. Lodge: 11:00 a.m
Veronica sat up sighing with relief.
She glanced around once her father left the room.
A silver envelop left on her desk.
Gulping she opened it.
VIP PASS TO THE NEW SPA OPENING. MISS. LODGE YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE SPA ANYTIME BETWEEN 3:00 O'CLOCK TO 5:00 O'CLOCK.
Veronica: Well I'll check it out.
AT 3:00 o'clock
Veronica enters the building.
Cheryl is leaning against a wall.
"Welcome to Cheryl beats Veronica!" Cheryl smiles.
Mud, cream and green goo fly at her in all directions.
Veronica screams.
Mr. Lodge: You are having a bad dream, honey.
Veronica sits up shaking with fear.
Veronica: Is this real?
Mr. Lodge: You've got mail.
Veronica takes it and opens it.
VIP PASS TO THE SPA......
Veronica screams.
Mr. Lodge: You have to go!
Veronica goes to the Spa and finds herself face to face with Cheryl again......
Mr. Lodge: Wake up Ron!
Got bugged yet?
Well you now turn off the computer after reading my story.....you go down to the living room to find a silver envelope-
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE NEW SPA..........
What are you going to do? Visit it like Ronnie or are you going to chicken out...........
The end.......
THE LAMEST STORY EVER WRITTEN!! I couldn't think of a better way to end it so.......o and happy independence day ppl.....for india of course
AWESOME STORY AMAL F!!

I hope this is where i cut off last.....otherwise it'll make no sense!!
Ronnie's worst Nightmare
CONT.

"Agatha!" Miss. Lilly cried.
Another lady ran in.
Lilly whispered something to Miss. Agatha.
Veronica looked at them curiously.
"This place is weird!" Veronica thought, "But atleast I'm gettinf something! My feet feel so great."
Veronica glanced at her feet.
"Slippers? Must be to protect my feet!" Veronica thought as she slid down in her chair.
"Well Miss. Veronica I am going to do your arms." She said settling down.
"I would request you to bend back and realx!" Miss. Agatha said.
Veronica leaned back her hands held out.
Agatha took her hands and started rubbing them.
AFTER SOMETIME
"Ouchhh! My hands feel all itchy!" Veronica moaned.
She looked at her hands in pain.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HANDS?" She screamed.
"Th...they....are" Veronica spluttered.
Her nails were yellow and looked old and chipped while her hands suffered even more. They had bumps all over them.
"POISON IVY!" Veronica screamed again.
"Natural plant ain't it madam! Poison ivy is supposed to help the skin." Agatha said.
Veronica scratched her arms.
"OUCH! OUCH!" Veronica moaned.
"I'll place your hands in cold water." Agatha said taking a bowl of water.
She placed Veronica's hands in the boiling water!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Veronica screamed in pain.
"Now for your face if you will let us finish." Agatha said wiping Veronica's arms gently.
"Ok but only if you finish my arms later." Veronica said.
Agatha nodded sincerely.
Miss. Lilly walked into the room frowning.
"SSSSSSSSSSS" She whispered to Agatha.
Agatha nodded.
They left the room for a few minuted and brought back another lady.
"Betty?" Veronica asked in surprise.
"No no........um......Ann. Miss. Ann. Nice to meet you Ron...I mean Miss. Veronica!" Ann stammered.
Agatha nudged her forward.
"Pl...please....lean back!" Ann said.
"Are you new at this?" Veronica asked as she leaned back.
"No! She isn't! Of course not!" Agatha and Lilly jumped in.
"No!" Ann said.
She placed two cucumbers on Veronica's eyes.
Ann relaxed a little.
"Here!" Agatha said pushing a bottle into Ann's hands.
Ann opened it. She grinned.
She took out a large gunk of multi colored cream and spread it over Veronica's face.
"Ugh! This smells horrible!" Veronica said scrunching up her nose.
"That's because it's rotten fruits and vegetables mashed together!" Agatha whispered to Ann.
She giggled.
"Can we start on your hair?" Lilly asked.
Veronica nodded.
Ann opened some purple hair dye.
"No natural Bet-Ann remember?" Lilly said.
"Honey!" Agatha whispered.
They took out a jar from the small fridge.
They poured the whole bottle of honey onto Veronica's hair.
They washed of the cream leaving Veronica's face full of blisters and a stinking smell!
Veronica woke up.
"Miss. we are done!" Ann said.
Veronica looked into the mirror.
"My hair.....yuck! My hands....double yuck.....MY FACE!! My feet I can't ake it out of those slippers." Veronica raced around.
"Say CHEESE!" A guy cried coming out of the bushes.
Veronica screamed.
Mr. Lodge walked out along with many other people.
Ann removed her wig.
"BETTY I WILL GET YOU!" Veronica screamed.
She threw the cream onto Betty.
"Ugh!" Betty said as it landed on her hair.
"What am I going to do?" Veronica moaned, "I have to go to school tomorrow!"
"Well so do I!" Betty said turning around and around to see the damage Veronica had caused.
THE NEXT DAY.....
Betty and Veronica walked into school.
Veronica limping and itching her arms and Betty covering her face with a pimple vanisher cream.
Cheryl laughed.
"We say th e whole thing on TV. YOu know that show REVENGE IS SWEET! I can't believe you fell for that! Your daddy waddy pulled a prank on you! HAHAHAHAHA!" Cheryl screamed with laughter.
"I'll get her!" Veronica cried!

Ronnie's Worst Nightmare
Cont.
Ronnie threw on her coat.
"Thank god Daddy didn't ask me what time I was invited to the spa......at 5:00 p.m....it's only 4:00 now so I will make it in time." Veronica thought as she grabbed her VIP pass.
She ran out the door just as Betty ran in.
"Ouch!" Betty moaned as she got up from the floor, "Where are you going?"
"To the Spa finally." Veronica said getting up herself.
"But doesn't it start only in an-" Betty asked.
"Yeah yeah." Veronica said delibrately cutting her off.
"Well do you want me to drop you there?" Betty asked.
"Sure." Veronica said nodding.
Betty ran to her car and brought it around the front entrance.
"Well then hop in." Betty said.
"Ugh! In that tacky car? Veronica? Me? Noway!" Veronica said
Betty sighed.
"Oh alright! As long as no one sees me!" Veronica said getting in the car.
Betty rolled her eyes. She started up the car.
They drove for half an hour.
"You sure you know where you are going?" Veronica asked for the third time.
"Yes! I am sure." Betty said, "Look! There it is!"
"But......it's sooo far from home!" Veronica cried.
"Whatever! I'll pick you up at 8:00 p.m" Betty said. Veronica got out of the car.
Betty drove away.
"Great! There is no one in sight." Veronica sighed.
She turned to the gate.
"How do I open this thing?" Veronica wondered.
"Hey there is a security gaurd sitting there!" Veronica cried as she looked past the gate.
"Sir.....SIR.....SIRRRRRRR!" Veronica screamed.
But he couldn't hear her.
"There must be some speaker here." Veronica said looking around the wall.
"Excuse me Sir!" Veronica tried again.
HALF AN HOUR LATER.......
The security gaurd woke up.
"Miss......who?" The security gaurd asked.
"VERONICA!" Veronica screamed. It was the fourth time he had asked her.
"Miss. Onica?" He asked.
"Verrrronica!" She said.
"Miss. Ver then?" the security gaurd said.
"NO!" Veronica screamed.
A lady quickly walked to the gate.
"I'm sorry but our security gaurd is deaf so you'll have to speak up! You are Miss. Veronica correct?" The lady asked as she opened the gate.
"Yeah...." Veronica sighed with relief.
"Please come in." She said.
Veronica walked in.
"Follow me." The lady said again.
Veronica followed here into a small building.
"Take your seat here." She said.
Veronica sat down.
"Our Spa is fully natural and I am sure you find everything to your liking here!" SHe said, "We'll start with the feet."
"MISS. LILLY!" She cried.
A lady ran in.
Veronica put her feet up.
"I want you to sssssssss" THe lady whispered to Miss. Lilly.
The lady grinned.
Veronica pulled a magazine and started on it.
Miss. Lilly took out a large bottle. SHe opened it quickly.
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!
Veronica glanced down.
Miss. Lilly covered her feet with her hands.
"What was that sound?" Veronica asked.
"Oh nothing." She replied.
Veronica looked at her magazine.
Miss. Lilly had covered Veronica's foot with slimy bugs covered with a sticky liquid.
Natural isn't it!!
She slipped on a pair of slippers onto Veronnica's foot.
"Done!" Miss. Lilly cried.
Veronica nodded with out glancing down.
TO BE CONT.

“HaHaHa! Imagine falling for one of those tricks!” Veronica was lounging on the sofa in the sitting room, laughing at TV.
“Well, see you next time! On The Practical Jokes show!” The smiling man on the screen happily announced, before Veronica turned it off and the screen went black. She stretched her arms haggardly.
“That show is just too funny for words! I can’t believe-” She was interrupted by the doorbell.
“I wonder who it is…” She got up and headed for the door, but then noticed a pile of mail being pushed through the slot. “Oh, the mailman.” Slowly she picked it up and leafed through it.
“Junk mail…Junk mail…(Sigh) Junk mail and…Hey! This looks interesting!” Her bored face instantly lit up at the sight of an invitation for a spa.
“Hmmm… the origins spa. It says here ‘Only for VIPs.’ Strange, I never heard of this spa but does look good! Oooh! Manicures, facials, pedicures, massages…I have to go!” As soon as Veronica put the invitation in her bag she ran up to her room, and emerged ready and raring to go. Though of course it did take some time. A lot of time, actually. Anyway, the driver James made up for all the lost time by arriving at the spa in five minutes.
“Well, here we are miss Veronica.” James said cheerfully as he opened the car door.
“Thanks James! Sorry, I’m in a rush!” She said hurriedly whilst scurrying in her bag for the invitation, and showing it to the doorman before flashing one last apologetic smile at James.
“Huh! Teenagers!” James said shaking his head as he went into the car.
Back to Veronica…
“Hi! I’m here for the VIP spa day.” Veronica said to a smiling receptionist.
“Right this way!” The receptionist led her to a door on the far right.
“ Now, there might be some bright lights in there, but don’t worry, it’s just a very good…um…facial improvement tactic.” She smiled brightly before ushering Veronica into the room.
“Wow! This spa must really know what they’re doing!” Veronica said as the lady closed the door behind her.
“Miss Veronica, what shall we start with?” said a somewhat plump lady.
“I was thinking that we should start on the pedicure.” Veronica looked at her toenails in despair.
“Up on the bed then!” The plump lady began lifting her up.
“Umm…I can get up myself…” Veronica looked unsure as she teetered on the lady’s strong arms.
“Okay, I’m really unsure about this…” Veronica was getting more and more scared as the lady moved at a tortoises pace towards the bed.
“We’re getting there miss Veronica…Oops!” The lady dropped Veronica, but luckily she landed on the bed.
“Aaaaah! Eeeek!” Veronica screamed, and nearly fainted she landed on the bed.
“Well, onto the pedicure.” The lady happily said, oblivious to Veronica’s shock.
“Yes. Of course. Phew.” Veronica said faintly.
“Of course here at origins, we really devote ourselves to finding the origins of some of the cures.” The lady said seriously.
Veronica sat up and looked interested. “You mean like lavender extracts, seaweed extracts…”
“ No no. Like, for example your pedicure comes from pet-cure. So we shall treat you with a pet cure. Lucy! Bring them in!” The lady shouted at a fellow worker before turning back to Veronica with a smile.
“Oh, you mean like-Oh My Gosh.” Veronica gaped at Lucy and the ‘cures’ she brought in, five slobbering golden retrievers.
“Wha-thi-i- this must be a mistake.” Veronica shook her head in disbelief.
She was even more shocked when the dogs started licking her toes!
“No! Don’t you dare-No! Bad dog! Bad dog!” Veronica screamed at the dogs. She frantically scurried to the edge of the bed where she was out of the dogs reach.
“I-I think we’d better move on to manicures.” Veronica said faintly before sinking into the bed.
“Well then. It is my job to explain to you the origins of every cure. The origin of Manicure comes from main-eye-cure. So, Lucy!” The plump lady seemed to know what she was doing, so Veronica didn’t even listen. She just lay there hoping the first incident was an accident.
“So, for your manicures do you use-“Veronica was speechless at the sight of Lucy and the tray she was holding. It was probably not the tray that caused her shock actually, it was the things on it, eyeballs.
“Now, we have to rub these on your hands…” The lady picked one up and squeezed it.
“Eeeeeeek! “ Veronica ran out of the room screaming, all the way to the car park.
“Miss Veronica! Is there anything wrong?” James asked as she approached the car.
“Home, James. NOW!” Veronica shouted at him before jumping into the car at high speed.
When Veronica arrived at home she immediately ran into her fathers study to complain and ask him to do something about it.
“Daddy! You won’t belive-Daddy? Where are you? Sigh, he’s probably still at work.” Veronica shrugged her shoulders and went to relax in the sitting room.
“I hope ‘The Practical Jokes show’ is on. I need to relax.” Veronica said as she flicked on the TV.
“Welcome to ‘The Practical Jokes show’! Today we invited a young lady to our spa, and the results were hilarious! She went through dogs, eyeballs, and ran away before she could experience our comedy massage! Hee hee hee!” The presenter laughed. Veronica laughed back at the screen and said
“How could anyone fall for that?!”

Veronica is preparing to go the Day Spa be held at Riverdale.Betty was saying good bye to Ronnie sadly and burst out with cry.

Archie talk to Betty don't be sad i bring you to the concert that you wish to see ! Betty smile and hug Archie .Veronica then say in proud "Archie i don't love you anymore and Betty you also not my bestfriend anymore you 2 so poor only Reggie can give me what i want .Then, Ronnie left

Then,she arrive there she say "what a day i am going to enjoy at the High Class Spa !

Salewoman:Hi,you must be Miss.Veronica right ?

Veronica:Yup,so can you bring me to enjoy the Spa !

Salewoman:Of course just wait for 5 minutes

Veronica:Why so long she say 5 minutes already 1 hour.What a lousy place that i am going to enjoy my Spa!

Salewoaman:Come in there a mud spa for you to enjoy.

Then,Veronica step in it smell so weird and then Betty come and say "How great you enjoy i and Archie want to go to the concert already enjoy Betty and Archie left .

Salewoman:Now is you rest for alwhile i am going to prepare something .

Reggie come and say "Ronnie why you are here ?

Veronica:Of course, enjoying my Beauty Spa .

Reggie:Here is not a Beauty Spa !

Veronica:You must be kidding right.

Reggie:NO !!!!!!!!!!!

Veronica:Then this is what place?

Reggie :See for yourself Ronnie fool . Hahahah

Then,Ronnie go and ask the salewoman .

Veronica:What is this place tell me NOW !!!!!!

Salewoman:I am sorry Miss.Veronica because the Tv is just playing a pratical joke we pretend this place is a Beauty Spa so you would be sad you be fool .

Veronica:Sob.................

For alwhile Betty and Archie come and see Ronnie.

Archie:How was your Beauty Spa enjoy hahahaha !!!!!

Betty:Serve you right Ronnie can you be proud now hahaha !!!!!!!!!

Veronica:Yes, of course here is a real Beauty Spa really !!!!!

Betty :Think we can be fool not so easy .

Archie:Yeah,throw us aside when you don't need us what a friend i need for.

Betty: She not a royal friend you know Archie !

Archie:Yeah she so selfish just say Reggie can give wahat she want.

Veronica:Of course,Reggie so rich you poor want to see a concert also need to save money .

Betty & Archie:Yeah you so rich but always spent money so much and the credit card also use until your father fainted !!!!

Veronica:So what mind your own business !!!!

So Archie and Betty left because Ronnie so bad to them.

Reggie:You like me because i am rich i been a fool Betty is better than you i am going to ask her for a date she not like you spent so much money !!!!!!!!!!!!

Veronica:Wait Reggie !!!!

Mr.Lodge:You learn a lesson already .

Veronica :What i am not wrong what the problem with you all !!!!

Mr.Lodge:You this girl always cannot admit what you do wrong because of your selfish and proud.

Then, all people left accept Ronnie and the Salewoman .

Salewoman :Miss.Veronica are you ok ?

Veronica:Of course !!!!

Then, the Salewoman left .Veronica go in the weird mud spa .

Suddenly 2 man jump out with camera from the bushes and say Veronica you know you on live TV.

Veronica:Oh my god !How can you all play a prank to me!!!!

Betty:How you feel good hahahaha.

Reggie:How great you look hahaha.

Archie:Serve you right .

Mr.Lodge:Finally,did you learn a lesson.

Veronica:Yes next time i should have ask Betty come with me !!!!!

Mr.Lodge:You should be shame .

Veronica:No daddy .

Veronica:Betty should be shame because she has no money so poor .

Mr.Lodge :Now you go home with me now !!!!

Next day Veronica see newspaper and shout WAH.................help daddykin help i am so ambarrasing go to school !!!!

Mr.Lodge :Good you learn a lesson .

Veronica call Midge and chat with her but Midge did not answer what Ronnie ask Ronnie shout to Midge and she hang up the phone.

Veronica cry why all people so hate Me?

Betty :Because you so proud !

Veronica:How you come in my room ?

Betty:I ask your dad.

Veronica:Betty i am sorry that i treat you so badly i promise to you next time i would be so proud anymore .

Betty :That good !!!!

Veronica:Let go shopping !!!!!

Betty:But i have no money !

Veronica :Never mind i help i buy for you what you want .

Betty :Thank Ronnie very much .

THE END

Ron's Worst Nightmare
Smithers brought the mail in.He saw an envelope marked Veronica."Miss Veronica!You have a letter!"He said to her.
"Coming!"She dashed to the front door.
"Thank you,Smithers!"Ron tore the envelope open.She began to read:
Dear Miss Lodge,
We invite you to the opening of the Day Spa.With this VIP invitation,you will be allowed to go inside.This new spa gives manicures,pedicures,and facials.We will see you then.
The Day Spa
As you might know Ron loves to be pampered."Riverdale Day Spa,here I come!"She said.
"I'd better go buy some gear!You can't go to a spa unprepared!"
Ron got her credit cards ready and zoomed off in her car.
*****************
Later,Ron tried out her new gear for the spa."I will look absolutely darling!"She couldn't wait for tommorow!
Ronnie woke up very early.She put on the cute purple robe she had bought.
"I'm going to be the prettiest girl at the spa!"
She got into her limousine and drove to the spa.
She read the sign and the driver parked the car.
A blond haired lady greeted her."Welcome to the Riverdale Day Spa.I am Maya and I will be giving you your facial"She said.
"Great!"Ron went inside the Day Spa.Little did she know,this was a fake spa!It was really a TV show that played practical jokes on people!
Maya and Ron went inside of the spa.
She saw a black haired man who introduced himself as Sparky."I will be giving you your manicure and pedicure"He told her.
Ron felt pampered already!
She sat down on the seat they offered her.Maya got the cucumbers and mud.
"Here,take these cucumbers and put them on your eyes after I put this mud on you"Maya gave the instructions to Ron.
Ron closed her eyes.Maya dabbed the so-called "mud" onto her face.
"Gross!"Veronica cried.The "mud" was sticky!It was really chocolate sauce!
"You did that on purpose!"She said.
"Come,come,Miss Lodge!It was a slight mishap!"She said.
Veronica got ready for her manicure.She watched as Sparky got out the "nail polish".
I'm ready!"She yelled at Sparky.
"Okay,relax,Miss Lodge.I am sorry but the only color we have right now is white."
"That's okay."
"Good."
Sparky dabbed the white "nail polish"onto Ron's feet.
"It doesn't look like nail polish!I could of sworn it felt sticky!"Veronica said.
"Now,don't be ridiculous!This is a new type of nail polish."
After he did her feet he went onto her fingernails.Ron was sure they were playing jokes on her.She got up.The "nailpolish"flew into the air and landed in her hair!
"Aughhhhhh!This is glue!I should of known that you-"Ron stepped back.There was a hole there!She fell into it.It was filled with mud!She got up and spotted the video cameras on the wall."This is one of those practical joke shows that tricks people!"
The room went silent."Yes it is!You've just been jokified!"
"I"ve watched this show before!It's called Jokified!"Veronica yelled.Her cute robe was ruined!
"Miss Lodge,we haven't gotten off to a good start",Maya and Sparky said together.
"Yes,so let's start over"Veronica told them.She put out her hand."Let's shake hands."
She grabbed each of their hands.When Ron shook their hands it shocked her!They had on electric shockers.
"Heh,heh!Starting now!"They grinned sheepishly.
T
H
E
END

Veronica streched out her arm and yawned. "Being rich is soo boring."
Veronica knew all the shopping malls were closed on Fridays, and she had tried on all her clothes and expected a visit from Archie that afternoon. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. "That's Archie, of course!" Veronica said jumping up to the door dissapointed to find a salesman in a white lab coat encrusted with green goop and mud. "Before you slam the door on me, I am inviting you to a weekend spa retreat at a brand-spanking new spa, Lilly-pad Lakes, where they have the best facial you can imagine and thousands of professional manicurists and pedicurist. You will be the envy of the school owth these make-up jobs."
Veronica stared at the salesman in astonishment.
"I WANT TO GO THERE!" Veronica screamed.
"Just sign right here and you have automatic permission to go."
Veronica scribbled down her name and ran to her room to pack.
"Good day to you too, Madame Lodge..." The salesman snickered, pulling off his golden wig. "Great job, Reggie!" Betty whispered, smacking Reggie's hand. "Yeah, awesome work, Reggie!" Archie chuckled. Reggie buffed his fist with his shirt and said, "Only a Mantle can do that!" "Rick, how is the footage?" Betty asked. Three men suddenly jumped out of the bushes making an excited rustling noise. "Perfect, Veronica will never suspect she's on the hit show, 'Suprise Me' that 'spa' will really fool her!" Rick said, sharing smiles with the other camera men. Betty, Reggie and Archie all gave each other a fabulous high five. "Let's pick up Veronica tomorrow, she'll be ready by then!" Betty giggled.

The next morning...
Veronica had suitcase after suitcase stacked in a huge pile next to her, towering above her.
"Betty had a poor complextion to begin with, mine much better, wait until she sees mine after the spa!" Veronica squealed with delight just as a white limo pulled up to her driveway. The window rolled down. "Ms. Veronica Lodge, I presume?" The chaffuer muttered stiffly. "Yes, that's me." Veronica said, her eyes gleaming with happiness. "Get in, Richie Rich." The chaffuer grumbled. Veronica shoved her suitcase mountain to the side and darted into the car. The chaffuer popped the trunk and hauled Veronica's suitcases in the back. Veronica slurped down a smoothie as he stepped back in the car from the freezer inside the car. "Yummy smoothie!" she said as he started to drive. "Yes, it's papaya and melon flavored." The chaffuer grinned, "My favorite too, Ms. Lodge."
Veronica paused and spit out the smoothie. "I'm allergic to papyas!" Veronica sputtered, as blemishes began to appear on her face. Veronica was spewing tears. "Wah,wah, my gorgeous face!" Veronica cried. "Whatever." The chaffuer groaned. The car suddenly screeched to a stop. "We're here!" The chaffuer smiled. Veronica's tears vanished. "YAH!" Veronica shouted. "Let's get your clothes." The chaffuer said, opening to find nothing in the trunk. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CLOTHES?" Veronica screamed. "Guess the trunk got open on that bumpy road earlier." The chaffuer said, scratching his chin. "AAUGHH!" Veronica shouted and she stomped off to the entrance of the spa. "Welcome to Lily-Pad Lake spa resort! Are you Veronica Lodge?" a woman greeted her as she got there. "YEAH, WHO ELSE DO YOU EXPECT AT THIS CRUMMY SPA!?" Veronica yelled. "Then follow me." The woman said. Veronica, steaming, followed the woman to a room chock full of facial creams and lotions. "Oooo...this is nice." Veronica said satisfyied. "My name is Chloe, and I'll be giving you a facial today." Chloe cried. "Now lay down. Let me cleanse your skin of pimples and bleahs." Chloe whispered, and lulled Veronica to relax. Chloe smeared on a lotion that smelled just like honey and clover, then poured a gritty mixture that was the color of elephant hide on Veronica's face. "Two cucumbers, that should do!" Chloe clapped her hands with delight as she placed the cucumber slices over her eyes. Chloe tied a green scrunchie in Veronica's thick dark hair and skipped to another room. "Relax!" Chloe called from the doorway.
"Relax. Relax." Veronica reapeated until she fell into a deep slumber. Chloe entered the room again and shook Veronica's shoulder. "Wake up, wake up, Veronica!" Chloe hissed urgently. "It's time for your manicure-pedicure!" Veronica snorted and then woke up. "Manicure? Pedicure? Cool!" Veronica gushed. Veronica touched her face. The cream was rock-solid! "YOWZERS! ZOINKS!My face!" Veronica cried, turning into a puddle of sap. "Ooops... seems we made a tiny mistake. That's plaster, Veronica. Scrape of as much as you can with your nails." Chloe giggled. "YIIII... Not the nails...oh no!" Veronica moaned. "To the nail salon!" Chloe said cheerfully. "What color do you want your nails painted?" Chloe asked. "Red." Veronica concluded, starting to settle down. "We'll get the cucumbers off after the nail polish dries." Chloe smirked as she sat Veronica down in a seat. "Mike Matthews will do your nails, Veronica, he's really good at it,too." Chloe informed Veronica. "Okay, Let's start painting!" Mike Matthews cheered. Within a couple of second, Mike Matthews was done with nails. Chole ripped the cucumbers off Veronica's eyes. "Yargh!" Veronica gasped, paralyzed with fear. "There's hair all over my hands," Veronica gulped and shuddered as she looked down, "And feet!" "Red, just like you wanted!" Mike Matthews laughed, as auburn locks sprouted out of her hands and feet. M?ike Matthews stumbled out of the room, with nail polish splattered on his clothes. "She's got a temper, be careful Chloe!" Mike Matthews murmured, wiping off his lips covered in nail polish. Chloe gingerly wlaked in the room, but slipped out, "Let's go to the steam room, very relaxing..." Veronica sprang up. "Fine, if it makes you happy." Veronica bawled, dragging her feet in the direction of the steam room. "Slip into this here bathrobe." Mike Matthews said, tossing the bathrobe in her way. Veronica grumpily tugged the bathrobe over her dirty sleeves, dotted with nail polish and shrugged her shoulders into the steam room. Chloe slammed the door shut, laughing with Mike Matthews. "What's so funny?" Veronica demanded menacingly. Then, the steam came seeping out of a steam machine. Veronica huffily pounded her fists on the door. "Let me out before something..." Veronica stopped dead in her tracks. The steam had tinge of green. "Veronica...Veronica..." An eerie voice called. "Wh-hh-oo-oo's thhh-hhh-er-ee?" Veronica stammered. "It is I, Bettylox." One voice chirped.
"And I, Archaclox."
another said.
"And I, Reggieknox."
a third moaned.
"WE ARE ALIENS!"
And three grass-green colored aliens with spiky attennaes and huge shimmering helmets came into view! "AHHHHHHH! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" Veronica wimpered, shivering in spite of the hot steam. "Ha, ha, ha!" The three aliens pulled off their helmets and reveal themselves to be Betty, Archie and Reggie! "Did you to all of this?" Veronica snarled. "Yeah, and we got you good, because you're on the new hit prank show, 'Suprise Me'!" Archie smirked. Veronica shrieked, "AUGHHH!"
"Yes, that's right America, the richest girl on Earth got pranked!" The host, Ronald Reeves reported, slapping his knee with laughter. Betty said, "Sorry Veronica, you have to admit this is funny. Chill, Archie can get the plaster to peel off with water, the hair comes off with a special shampoo, and the alien gag was hilarious!" Veronica then realized it was okay to laugh and they all giggled and Veronica then ran straight to Reggie Archie and pounded their heads together and then gave them a kiss.
The End.

Veronica was sitting on the couch reading one of her favorite soap opera books. Before long, she grew very tired and fell asleep. Only a couple of hours later, the doorbell rang with a loud RING! RING! "Wha- oh that must be the doorbell. I guess I could get it. I heard Smithers has a terrible headache." yawned Ronnie as she got off the couch and answered the door. "Yes?" asked Ronnie. "Delivery for Miss Lodge." said the delivery man, as he gave Ron the letter. As the delivery man left, Ronnie rapidly tore up the envelope. "EEE! I-It's to good to be true! Manicures, pedicures, salons, oh my! I have to fill daddy in on this!" exclaimed Ronnie as she ran to her father who was gardening at the moment. "Daddy! Daddy! You have to see this!" said Ron excitedly jumping up and down. "Settle down, Veronica, and tell me what this is all about." said Mr. Lodge. Ronnie stopped jumping up and down, and handed him the letter. Mr. Lodge quickly read the letter and then gave it back. "Can I daddy? Please?" asked Ronnie eagerly. "Yes, I don't see why not! I'll get Smithers to get the limo ready." "Oh, you don't need to do that. I can drive myself! See ya later! And thanks again!" said Ronnie as she sped out of the greenhouse. She jumped into her Silver Foxbat 2000 and rode off.
LATER AT THE SPA...
"WOW! What a place! I'm sure everyone would be here if they could!" Ron said as she entered the spa. The place was huge! "Wow, wow, and wow! I'm sure I will be here a lot!" exclaimed Veronica. She went over to the salon and sat down in one of the chairs. Then a worker came out and said, "Hello, Miss Veronica, we've been expecting you. I'm Gracie. What would you like?" "A facial, please." "Of course, Miss Veronica, be right back." Soon, the worker came back... with something black in her hand. That made Ronnie have a little bit of an uneasy feeling. "P-Probably just the can with the stuff in it!" thought Ron. Not too much later, Gracie gave Ronnie the mirror. "Yuck! Why did you put on a fake mustache and beard!?" screeched Ronnie. "(mmph)W-ell You did say you wanted a facial!" said Gracie. "I was expecting a mudpack or something!" "Sorry, Miss Veronica I'll take them off right away!" said Gracie while she took them off. "Hmph! Well, after that mistake I'm not coming back there again!" said Veronica to herself. "I think I'll go to get a manicure." So, she went to the manicure place, and sat down in one of the chairs. Then another worker came into the room. "Hi! My name is Roseita. I'm going to do your nails. What would you like?" "A bright pink color, please, Roseita." Roseita went to get the nail polish. Soon, she came back with the nail polish. "Here you go Miss V-" started Roseita, but she pretended to trip, and the nail polish slipped out of her hands and SPLAT! It got all over Veronica! "You- You clumsy oaf! You just got nail polish all over my new dress!" "(giggle) S-Sorry Miss Veronica!" "Hmph! Good-bye!" huffed Veronica as she trotted off to the restroom to get changed. "Hmmm. Nothing good is happening at this spa. Well, it was only two bad things. How much worse can it get?" Veronica said to herself. She walked over to the make-up and perfume place. She sat in another empty chair as another worker walked in. "Ah, Miss Lodge. Welcome to the make-up stand. I'm Lisa. What would you like?" asked Lisa. "The best make-up and perfume you have!" said Ronnie. "Of course, Miss Veronica. What color?" "Red, please." Lisa quickly went to get the lipstick, and then came back. She was just about to put on the lipstick until... SMOOSH! Lisa smeared lipstick all over Ron's face! "(hee hee)Ohmigoodness! I am so sorry!" said Lisa. "Grrr... never mind that! Just gimme some perfume!" shouted Ronnie, thinking that it was uncanny that a third bad thing had happened. Lisa darted off to get some perfume. When she came back, Ron grabbed the bottle and smelled it. "Eew! This smells like a dirty dog! Take it away, and trade it! NOW! Veronica was losing her temper, just like her father would if she bought too many over-priced items. Lisa quickly disapered into her office to trade in the perfume, while Ron went to wash off all the lipstick off her face. Soon, Ron came back to the make-up stand and sat down. She was just about to take a nap, when she suddenly saw something unusual... cameras! There were cameras everywhere! "Humm. That's odd." thought Ronnie. Soon, she heard a talking noise. Veronica was very suspicious. She followed the noise until she reached a curtain. She peeked under the curtain, and found an addience and someone's shoes. Ronnie stood up and looked behind her, finding a big screen T.V.! Ron gasped and then listened to the noise she heard in the first place. It said: "That's all for today on the show "The Most Embarrassing Moments" - the show where we play practical jokes on the rich and beautiful! Good-bye, and-" "YOU WANT AN EMBARRASSING MOMENT?! I'LL GIVE YOU AN EMBARRASSING MOMENT!" screamed Veronica as she took the microphone pole and smashed it on top of the speaker's head. Ronnie stormed away while the crowd laughed and laughed at the host. He was truly embarrassed. As for Ronnie, she vowed never to go back there again!
LATER AT THE LODGE MANSION...
"Daddy! Daddy! You'll never guess what happened to me! I..."started Ronnie. "...You got totally humiliated because the spa was a fake one." finished Mr. Lodge. "H-How did you know?" asked Ron. "I saw it on T.V. this afternoon while flipping channels. I'm really sorry, dear. Some people just don't know what's right and wrong." "Daddy, how many people saw me?" "I'm pretty sure all of Riverdale." "WHAT?! All of Riverdale?! Betty, Archie, Reggie?!" screeched Ron. "I'm pretty sure." said Mr. Lodge. "That's it! I'm going back there and this time, that speaker is really gonna get it!"
MEANWHILE AT CHERYL BLOSSOMS HOUSE...
"EEE! I got a VIP invatation to a new spa in Riverdale! I'm totally going!"
The End

Ronnie’s Worst Nightmare

"What? This is FAKE?" Ronnie questioned.
"Uhh..yes! Our TV show plays practical jokes on teens!" the TV show director stated.
"Uh..yeah, I noticed. I thought it was a real spa! I love to be pampered, but in the end it was all FAKE!"
"Yup, that's what our show does!"
"I KNOW! I'm really upset. I thought it was a REAL VIP invite to a REAL spa! But no! I've had enough tricks played on me! This is just insanely rude. How does this make you feel? I can't imagine this makes you feel any better about yourself!" Ronnie was really upset now.
"Actually...It was always my life dream to play pranks on people. Well, maybe not my LIFE dream, but it was a dream I had often. I always used to play them on my brothers, since I did have 4. Sometimes we worked together to play them on our parents. April fools day was our definite favorite holiday. I love that day, all you play is pranks, pranks, and more--" The man was interupted. "OK! Enough with the life story. I'm sorry, but I've had my time wasted enough today. I think I'll be heading off now. Thanks for the invite, even though it was to a FAKE spa! Toodles." She waved goodbye, and walked off. She now knew not to accept spa invites, even though she adored being pampered.

I love the idea of having Ron geting tricked into going to a new spa ... which turns out to be a tv show!Here is what I would add.
Well hello Mrs.Lodge. said a vioce said.
why hello. i am here for a spa day.Have we met before?
oh no. the man said nervous.
by the end of the spa day Ron hasen't been able to look in the mirror once!
here we go , you may look now mrs.lodge.said a lady.
ron rushed over the like a wid animal to the mirror.
ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! screamed ron
what did you do to my face its' all splochy and horible!yelled ron.
O well thats what this spa is. said the man.
what! said ron in suprise.
well we turn perfct people into freaks! answerd the man tiring to keep a straight face.
soon archie, jug, betty, reggie and mr.lodge came in to were ron and the man was standing.
daddykins did you know about this? ron asked scared
know about it, i made it! answerd mr.lodge
we all new said betty.
mrs.lodge, said the man you have been the frist person on perfct to freak
our new prank show!O and by the way you do know me. said the man
who are you?asked ron
meet reggie answerd archie

wow lilie i loved your story :)

"Daddy! this is not fair, you cannot deny the wishes of your only heiress" Screamed Veronica Lodge.
"Oh yes I can! and I'am, for a week you have to earn your luxuries all by yourself " shot back angry Mr.Lodge
"Daddy! you would'nt do this to your darling little daughter."
"its high time you respected pennies, you have been soaring too high on dollars.All you get at Lodge mansion this week are basic comforts, and that young lady includes your food, clothing and shelter." Spat out Mr.Lodge in one breath, leaving a confused Ronnie.
Wonder if this flash of Mr.Lodge fuming out chillies and pepper was beacause of the heavy taxes he had to pay or his darling spoilt daughter's credit card bills.

Next morning as the clock striked 8:
"Ronnie baby! where are you?" As he trips on Mr.Lodge's new exquisite Persian mat and breaks his new purchase, a chinese vase from the Chin era. This had to be her Archiekins.
"Egad! what are you doing here early in the morning? You grunt...you cost me a fortune everytime you walk in. Were you born only to increase the liabilities on my balance sheet? wish I would be entitled to a tax exemption everytime you broke something and I'd never have to pay any tax." screamed out Mr.Lodge from the breakfast table.
"Golly...ulp...I'am sorry mr.Lodge! I never do it on purpose Mr.Lodge, and you know that."
"Oh Daddy! get over it! I talked arch into chauferring me around for a week while I cannot use the car" said Ronnie
"hmm...you kids have me tongue tied most of the times, I'am getting late. I might have sounded a little harsh last night but you have to live up to the week's schedule." saying this Mr.Lodge left.
At school:
Betty seemed to have been waiting for Ronnie and when Ronnie came in she screamed out "Hey! you gonna love this ron, there's a new spa in town, how about checkin' it out?"
"Can't Bets! dad wants me to earn my luxuries for a week rememba?" reminded Ron in a low voice.
"Great! No worries, this spa is one where you can avail services for free..."
Ronnie interupted "we Lodges are not used to free stuff, what comes free is never flawless. free stuff is meant for poor folks like yourslef Betty Cooper"
"Oh Crap! I just forgot that the Lodge flavor is not just when they have dollars in their pockets. they are the same rotten folks even when dimeless." snapped Betty Cooper and then added "Now listen! This placelets you have a free first time treatment if you sign the promisory note to use their paid services thrice this month."
"Oh! thanks Bets...lets head right there after the school"

After school, at the spa:
"Oh bets! this is amazing, they believe in 100% natural therapy and use only fruits and veggies" Said Ronnie
"Cheese" screamed out Betty Cooper behind the video camera.
"WHAT ON EARTH does this mean?" screamed out Ronnie
"I grabbed a part time last week on the new TV show 'Get a life ! rich n spoilt' and worked out this scheme with Mr.Lodge who is the main sponsor for this show and assigned us to get you on a show with vegies over your face. hyuk hyuk! ever heard of a massage of veggies curing some tan?" said good 'ol Betty

"Why would daddy do such a thing to me?" said Ronnie
"Simple! so that you learn some beauty measures and save him from paying the bills of your 24x7 french beautician." said smiling Betty
"Oh Daddy! wait till I get myself the supplies of the most expensive Persian perfumes to burn a hole in your pocket." Fumed out Ronnie
"Rich ways of gettin back at Daddy!" chuckled Betty.

Ronnie's Worst Nightmare
By: Katie L.

"Betty! Betty!" Veronica Lodge called as she ran into Pop Tate's one sunny Friday morning.
"What is it?!" Betty Cooper asked from a booth in the corner of the shop.
"Feast your eyes on this!" Veronica said as she slapped a little white card down on the counter. It read: "Dear Miss Lodge, You have been chosen to recieve a special VIP pass to the new Sunshine Day Spa for this Saturday at 11:00 A.M. You will be treated to manicures, pedicures, facials, etc. and given top service. Sincerely, Pamela Brownstein of Sunshine Day Spas Inc."
"Wow Ron," Betty exclaimed, "that's great!"
"It's most definetley due to my social status, they would give anything to have an heiress such as myself at their grand opening." Veronica pointed out as she snatched back the card and tucked it safely in her purse.
"Not a doubt in the world." Betty said sarcastically.
"Now I must be off," Veronica announced as she headed towards the door, "ta-ta Betty dear!"
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Not long after Veronica had left, Archie Andrews entered the chocklit shop to meet Betty.
"Oh Archie!" Betty began, "you wouldn't believe Veronica's luck!"
"Why? What happened?" he replied curiously as he sat down on the stretch of booth across from Betty.
"She just won a VIP from Pamela Brownstein for the grand opening of Sunshine Day Spa's Riverdale location!"
"Huh, that's funny," Archie started, "Sunshine is the name of the new television network that practical joke show I like to watch is on, and Pamela Brownstein is the name of the host."
"Now that you mention it, I don't recall reading anything about a new spa opening in the paper..." Betty said.
"You don't think..." Archie trailed off.
"Oh yes I do think!" Betty replied, "come on! We have to warn Ronnie!"
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"I'm so sorry Betty," Mrs. Lodge said when Archie and Betty arrived at the mansion, "Veronica just left for a dress fitting and she won't be back until late tonight! Why don't you try back tomorrow morning if it's that important."
"Okay Mrs. Lodge," Betty said, "thank you anyway."
"Oh well," Archie said, "I'll call you tomorrow morning and we can head back over."
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"I hope we're not to late!" Betty exclaimed as she and Archie dashed up the Lodge's long winding driveway the next morning.
"I'm really sorry Betty," Archie said, "it's not my fault my alarm clock broke!"
*Ding-dong* the Lodge's doorbell sounded as Betty frantically pressed the bell.
"Hi Smithers!" Archie greeted the butler, " is Veronica home by any chance?"
"I'm terribley sorry Master Andrews, but Miss Lodge just left to attend a social gathering, try to find her at the new day spa in town, I believe she was headed there."
"You know what this means, don't you?" Betty asked dissapointedly.
"Yep," Archie replied, " we're headed to Sunshine Day Spa."
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Archie's little red car puttered into the spa's parking lot to find two limos parked side by side. One was shiny and black, the other... was red.
"Cheryl Blossom's limo!" Betty gasped.
"So this whole thing was her idea!" Archie realized.
Just as the two climbed out of Archie's car, a camera crew turned the corner of the building. The word "Joke'd" was scrawled across the side of each camera in a bubbly multi-color font.
"That's the name of the practical joke show!" Archie told Betty. They opened the doors of the fake spa to find Veronica sitting in a padded chair with cucumbers over her eyes, circled by a large group of cameras.
"Sorry kids, no one gets by widout a pass," a large security gaurd stepped between them and Veronica, "an' no alertin' da Lodge 'gal of what's 'a goin' on or we'll sue."
"I guess all we can do is watch, Archie!" Betty said sadly.

Meanwhile, Veronica was barking orders at the spa worker from her chair.
"Yes, I'll take a french manicure and pedicure... oh, and make sure to put little purple flowers on the left side of each nail."
"Ah..." Veronica thought to herself, "this is the life!" Little did she know.

"Your manicure and pedicure is finished Miss Lodge," the spa employee said, "shall we move on to the facial?"
"Yes, of course," Veronica said, "just let me examine my nails first." She reached for the cucumbers.
"Oh no!" the worker exclaimed, "you must leave them on so as not to ruin the full experience when all of your treatments are done!"
"Oh," Veronica replied, "that seems reasonable I suppose.'
"Wait here I'll be right back."
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From across the room Betty and Archie had spotted Cheryl making pleasant conversation with the show's host, Pamela Brownstein.
"Let's go confront her." Archie decided as he and Betty headed over.
"So Cheryl," Betty began, "fancy meeting you here."
"Why hello Betty... Archie; I see I've been figured out!"
"Why did you do this to her?" Archie asked, gesturing towards Veronica.
"oh, she said I was incredibley uncouth for watching this silly show, so I decided to show her just how uncouth I really am!"
Just then the spa employee walked over to Cheryl and handed her some pictures.
"Oooo!" Cheryl cooed, "I think Veronica would really turn heads in this!"
"What do you mean?" Betty asked.
"Oh you'll see!" Cheryl replied.
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"You're all done!" the spa worker announced, removing the cucumbers, "just let me add some eye makeup................ there!"
"Thank you," Veronica said as she picked up a tiny hand-held mirror, "it was very nice of... EEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!" Her nails were filed into ugly shapes that were glazed a pale yellow, her face had been painted white with little circles where the cucumbers had been, and her eyes were coated to thick in mascara, eyeliner, and a cobalt blue eyeshadow, and her hair was straightened so much it was stringy and lifeless. But the worst was the lips. They were caked in a bright red lipstick and lined with a neon blue lipliner.
"You've just been Joke'd!" the television host announced as she stepped out from behind a wall.
"Oooo! Ronnie! You look simply dashing!" Cheryl's voice was dripping with sarcasm.
"CHERYL!!!!!" Veronica screamed.
"Ronnie! Oh Ronnie!" Betty and Archie ran over and escorted her off the set and handed her a wet washcloth.
"That was a horrible thing she did Ron!" Betty said, balling up her fists.
"Oh, that's okay," Veronica said mysteriously as she turned around, "Oh Cheryl!" she called, "you should be expecting a call from Daddykins' lawyer, and I'm sure your father won't be too happy about that!"
The triumphant grin vanished from Cheryl's face and she turned as white as a sheet.
"I'm assuming she hadn't thought of that!" Archie said as the trio marched towards the door.
"Nope," Veronica said, "I don't believe she did!"
They all burst out laughing.
THE END

Jade here!!

SO WATS UP PPL!!!!!!!
Ronnie's Worst
Nightmare-------
Betty grinned as she saw her best friend walk over to the new spa.
Mr. Lodge appeared next to her.
"Hello Betty!" Mr. Lodge said.
"So where are we going to watch from?" Betty asked eagerly.
"From the control room." He said, "Follow me."
Betty followed him to a small room looking over the spa.
While Veronica was in for the worst time of her life!!
"Lala Get your head around it around it around it lala!" Veronica sang.
"Miss Veronica?" A lady asked as Veronica entered.
"Yup! So whats the scheldule?" Veronica asked.
She took a seat at a black counter.
The lady sat behind it.
"Well it's 10:00 a.m right now so I think we'll start with the feet and move upwards till the hair then you can hit the mud bath!" She said looking carefully at her list.
"Can I see it?" Veronica asked.
"No no no!" The lady said getting up in a hurry.
"Ok ok!" Veronica said.
"Well let's get started." She said.
Veronica sat infront of a mirror.
"Miss Veronica?" A lady dressed in white cargos and a dark blue shirt.
"Yup." Veronica said.
"Miss. Elina" The lady nodded.
Veronica took a magazine.
Elina bent down and took Veronica's feet.
She took a look at Veronica and then took a small bottle.
She poured the liquid from the bottle on to Veronica's feet.
She rubbed the liquid all over her foot and then painted her nails an ugly shade of green.
"You should have asked me the color!" Veronica said after she finished.
"I am very sorry! The next is your facial which is held some where else so please slip these pair of shoes on." Elina told her.
Veronica slipped on the horrible blue feathered slippers.
"Yuck! I wouldn't be caught dead with these shoes on!" Veronica said as she walked to the next room.
"Hello Miss. My name is Nikki." A lady said.
"Whatever!" Veronica said as she took a seat.
"Please lie back." Nikki said.
Veronica nodded.
Nikki placed small cups over Veronica's eyes. Then started on her face. She put green goo on her face.
Spreading it properly she let it there to dry. She then put shampoo on Veronica's hair. She layered it and then washed it off. It turned BRIGHT orange!! The lady giggled to herself.
She worked on her nails next. Chipping and painting them the exact same color as her toe nails.
"Miss. Veronica." Nikki called as she took off the goo.
"Mmmm...." Veronica sighed, "This has been the best facial ever!"
Nikki smiled.
She removed the cups.
Veronica's face was a dull green and there was black circles around her eyes like glasses.
Now for the mud bath.......

TO BE CONT.

Ronnie's worst nightmare

It’s an average Veronica Lodge day nothing’s wrong, nothing’s fun and everything’s boring. Veronica is hanging out at Pop’s and the gang’s hanging out too. Veronica can’t believe that even shopping doesn’t cheer her up and spills it to Betty. Veronica,” Betty I don’t know what’s happening to me, I am really bored, I don’t even like shopping that much, Betty scared,” Oh my! Ron you really need to cheer up, holidays are to enjoy and relax not to be so bored.” Ron grumpily says” Yah but not for me, I mean I think I enjoyed a lot I need to relax so I am going home, I am tired.” Betty,” But you just came, we are going to have fun”, Ronnie depressed,” No betty I am too depressed to have fun, bye.” Ron heads home and takes a nap after her nap when gets up she finds a letter on her dressing table, she asks,” Smithers did some one drop this for me,” Smithers answers, “Yes miss lodge, you were sleeping so I didn’t want to disturb you.” Veronica opens the letter addressed to her and reads the message written in bold,” This is to say that Miss Veronica Lodge of Riverdale is invited to the prestigious opening free one day at the “Day Spa”.” Veronica excitedly attacks the phone and punch’s Betty’s number and says, “Guess what Betty I am going to the Day Spa for one whole day, sorry no one else is invited,” Betty casually,” Oh Ron I’ll live with my misery,” Veronica angrily, “Betty are you teasing me?” Betty softly” Nah! Anyways I don’t even go the spa, so I am not so sad, you have fun”, Veronica,” Yah I will, talk to you when I come back, bye.” Ronnie rushes to her room to figure out what she’ll be wearing to the spa……………………………………..

It’s Ronnie’s trip to the Day Spa and Ronnie is overwhelmingly excited. She arrives in suited style in a dashing white limo and is welcomed by the owner herself, who says,” Welcome miss Lodge let me take you in” Veronica absurd,” You mean you don’t have an
Assistant so much for prestige,” The owner sweetly answers,” Oh! No Miss Lodge there all on leave since you have come, I personally wanted to pamper you en not have those amateurs annoy you.” Ronnie,” I’m impressed so when shall we start?” The owner,” Right now, by the way my name’s Julie Caner.” Ron” So Julie pamper me away” Julie replies” Ok we will start by rubbing this peach soft skin lotion all over your body, next we are going to put tomatoes in your hair, to make it silky.” Ronnie puzzled,” Tomatoes are you sure bout this?” Julie” Oh yes, it’s the new thing, we do it all the time” Julie asks Ronnie to remove her robe and switch to her bikini, Ronnie as though some one’s watching removes her robe and relaxes on the tub with her reddish pink bikini and falls asleep to the soothing sound of music put on by Julie……

Later after an hour or so, something’s tingly on her face and suddenly the tingly gooey liquid falls on her face and she jumps up screaming, “AAA---eWwww!” Veronica is doomed when she sees her self in the mirror, “Oh my Gosh! I am sick of tomato sauce on my head, yuck and I have rashes and ant like thingies all over my body yuck its itchy, it’s icy help ewe I ‘am going to pass out because of this ewwish smell from my hair, oh my beautiful hair all destroyed by body stinks and tomatoes are leaking from my head to all over my face and ohh!!!” And then Julie comes out, Ronnie runs to her and chokes her neck and says, “You—I am going to kill you, look at me, what have you done to me, you –you-youu what can possibly be worse than this!” And boom zoom click clack appear all the flashes, of the cameras and Ronnie goes” Yah this is definitely worse! My social life is gone.” Then comes the real deal the gang walk into the room, and say,” Hey Ronnie had fun” Ron surprised,” What?” Betty replies, “I thought you need some cheering up, so I thought of cheering you up.” Archie smiles en says” Yah so we called up this Prank puling show”, Jughead says,” Aren’t you happy we did this for you?” Veronica furiously says,” Happy do you seriously think I am happy to be poured all over with tomato sauce and being exposed to the media as Tomato girl,” Jug,” Yah I would have paid to be poured all over with tomato sauce, umm!!! Mamma miah!” Ron runs after him and says,” As long as I am alive you don’t need to pay, come here you pesky –err!” Jug,” Oh boy! Arch en Bets tell mom and hot dog that I love them.”
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Next day Ron, at Pop’s with the gang trying to cheer her up, “Come on Ron it was not that bad!” Ron sickly replies,” Yah not bad that’s why the headlines was Tomato girl a serious fashion attempt” Betty says,” Come on Ron, how many people try to set a new trend and you have succeeded to make Tomato girl a hit! See everyone’s walking around with Tomatoes on their head!” Ron,” Yah I see! “

Veronica! her father called. it's time to go! "coming father." she called back. they got in the limo and drove down to the spa. "I'm so exicted to go the grand opening of the spa." veronica said to her father. Whe they got there Veronica said goodbye to her father and went in. She was greated by a woman who told her the scheduale for the day. "First you'll be getting a facial, then a massage and finialy a deluxe mani pedi. Follow me." She led Veronica to a empty room and left her there. "Hello. Anyone there?" Veronica started to get scared. She tried to get out of the room but the door was locked. Then sudddently the light turned on. There she saw Cheryl and Reggie. "Hi Veronica." They both said. "What are you guys doing here? Said Veronica. ' Didn't you hear? We bought the spa. Welcome to spa revenge. Ready for your facial?" Right at that moment Cheryl held up a can of whipped cream and sprayed it in veronica's face. Then she opened the door. "Got you!" she screamed. in the doorway veronica saw a camera crew and her family and friends. one of the guys told her that she was on the show Pranked! She screamed and then sat up. It was only a dream in her history class. Now to get revenge.

Hiya people just came back in from the sick room!! Sadly the story changed soo I have to write this one instead!

Ronnie's Worst Nightmare

Veronica was standing in front of the mirror.
"There is something wrong with this face....." Veronica muttered.
Mr. Lodge knocks on the door.
"Is that you Fifi?" She asked.
"No, this is your father." Mr. Lodge said opening the door.
"Oh hey Daddykins!" Veronica cooed.
"Don't daddykins me! Look at how much money you have been using on those USELESS trips to the spa!" Mr. Lodge cried.
"USELESS? But Daddy don't I look pretty?" Veronica said pouting.
"You look the same to me before and after your trips to the spa!" He replied looking at the bill again.
"Um.....daddy?" Veronica asked.
"Yes, Honey?" Mr. Lodge sighed.
"There's this new spa-" Veronica said.
"NO I SAY NO AND I MEAN NO!" Mr. Lodge cried. His voice shaking with fury.
He marched down the stairs to his study.
"That's JUST like daddy!" said Veronica sitting on her bed.
"What am I going to do?" Veronica moaned.
Betty put her head in the room.
"For what Ronnie?" Betty asked sitting beside her.
"I just HAVE to go to that new spa! My face is in need of a facial and my news are chipped! My hair is not as silky as it used to be." Veronica said falling beck on her bed.
"Why don't you do it yourself? Just put the facial cream on. Shape your nails again and then wash your hair!" Betty said.
"Betty you think I, Veronica Lodge, would stoop as low as you when it comes to Fashion and Looks?" Veronica asked.
Betty groaned.
"Oh VERONICA!" Mr. Lodge screamed from the ground floor.
"oh great!" Veronica sighed as she got up.
She and Betty walked down stairs.
"There was a letter for you in the mail." He said giving her the letter.
Veronica ripped it open.
"COOOL! It's a FREE VIP slip to that new Spa opening." Veronica grinned.
"Oh alright!" Mr. Lodge said nodding, "You can go."
"You always manage to get your way don't you!" Betty said once Mr. Lodge was out of hearing distance.
"But I didn't send this to myself." Veronica said.
"You didn't?" Betty asked surprised.
Veronica shook her head.
"Oh well look at the time! Gotta run." Betty said as she looked at her watch.
"See ya! After my trip to the SPAAAAA!" Veronica added.
Betty ran down the front door steps into the night.
Veronica grinned to herself. Tomorrow was going to be a great day!
Tomorrow also known as Today!!
Fifi splashed some water on Veronica's face.
"Oh Fifi! Breakfast in bed please." Veronica said as she snuggled down again.
"But Miss Veronica! Your father strictly said no-" Fifi tried.
"Please? Otherwise you're fired." Veronica said pulling a pillow on her face.
Fifi rolled her eyes.
"Veronica! Get up this instant!" Mr. Lodge's voice boomed.
"Fifi how DARE you! You are FIRED!" Veronica screamed as she sat up.
Veronica gulped as she saw her father at the entrance.
"Do you like disapointing your father?" Mr. Lodge asked.
"What did I do this time?" Veronica asked meekly.
"What did you do? You cheeky little girl! My largest credit card companu down the drain because of YOU!" Mr. Lodge cried.
"how?" Veronica aksed bilwildered.
"No money! That's why! No money to make any changes!" He screamed, "Now I have to go back and earn it again."
"I'm sorry...." Veronica said.
"Stay in your room till I come back! No SPA!" HE cried leaving the room.
"Great Veronica just great! One chance and you blew it!" Veronica sighed.
"Breakfast, Miss Veronica?" Fifi asked as sje entered the room.
"No! I just lost my apetite." Veronica said taking a new set of clothes.
Later when Mr. Lodge comes back.........
"I am very sorry Veronica! For losing my temper." Mr. Lodge said leaning against the door.
"It is alright." VEronica repied.
"The day is not yet up! You can still go to the spa." Mr. Lodge said.
"Really? Thanks!" Veronica cried jumping to her coat.
Mr. Lodge grinned evilly.
You can guess what happens now!.....like the other people to on this site to be continued.....

"EEEEEEEEEE," Ron screamed in to Betty's ear as she read the mail. "Ron?" cried Betty in surprised pushing veronica a little further."You wound't believe it, I got a special VIP invitation to a brand new Spa,opening in Riverdale," cried Veronica in delight. "That's great Ron! when is it?" Betty asked a little jealous. "tomarrow 8'colck," Ron screamed again. "Did you see a spider dear?" Mr.Lodge asked as he entered. "No, Mr.Lodge Ron got a invitation to a spa," explained Betty. "Not penny will I spare for it," Mr.Lodge confirmed. "Oh,Daddy it's free!," said veronica.
Veronica didn't sleep that night, she was to excited so in the morning when the alarm went of at 6.30am she got up in a trice. As she washed her heart kept on repeating "Spa,Spa........" After she got ready she went outside and got in to the limo her driver took her to the Spa as quickly as he could "Look what you did Jenkins we are a minute late!" cried Veronica angrily. "Sorry Miss.Veronica," said the driver humbly. As veronica got down the Limo she took out her small mirror and checked her make-up. "I look soo beautiful," thought veronica walking towards the big building.
A woman dressed in black greeted her"Miss.Lodge am I not wright," She said bowing low. "Yes, I am Miss.Lodge," Veronica said in her high and mighty tone.
"I am Ms.Black, We've been expecting you," She said" Follow me please,"
As Veronica Followed Ms.Black she felt strange as if it's not wright some where but she brushed it off when they went to a large room.
"This will be the changing aria," Ms.Black said going to a corner of the room there was Black Robes hung .
"You better get in to one," Ms.Black said and went to another corner Ron so beuity products as she dressed a black robe over her bikini.
"These black Robes are awfully uncomfortable," complained Veronica going near Ms.Black.
"Why Dear they massage you're body," said Ms.Black mixing a lotion.
"Sit here, Miss Lodge," ms black said patting a easy chair.Ron sat and for one hour she felt Ms Black doing her nail then putting cucumber's in her eye's she did Ron's face and hair poor Ron dozed off as Ms Black ruined her face and hair.
"Get up," Ms Black shook Ron Violently.
Ron opened her eyes shocked at seeing camera men around her, She sat up still no knowing the mess Ms Black have done and forgetting her black Robe she started to pose her self to the camara men's delight, seeing their happy faces Ron was more encouraged.
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At Archie's house

"Betty let's watch some TV," Archie said as he greeted Betty.
"Sure, Archie," Betty said
"Did you see Ron?" Archie asked clicking the Tv.
As Betty started to Answer she saw Ron in the Tv looking totally ugly but she seemed happy!!
"Archie look!It's Ronnie!" Betty cried out.
"Oh My!! Betty you are wright!!!!!" Archie said his tone surprised.
THE END....

“Miss Veronica,” Smithers called with a handful of mail. “Something came for you in the mail!”
“Coming Smithers!” Veronica shouted from her dressing room in her closet. Before she left she took another quick look in the mirror and thought, “I need a trip to the spa, I can’t believe daddy won’t let me go to any of the spas in town. I keep telling him they’re supposed to be expensive to keep out the poor people like Betty Cooper!” Veronica walked down the stairs to where Smithers was holding a bright pink envelope with Ronnie’s name on it. When she tore it open she screamed with delight.
“A new spa in town is inviting me to critique their spa as a VIP!”
“If it costs me a dime you’re not going,” Mr. Lodge said entering the room.
“No daddy, it’s free!” Veronica groaned at her cheap father. For some reason, he wasn’t looking her in the eyes. Veronica waited out the rest of the day impatiently, but the next morning she sprang into her car and drove to the address from the envelope. A woman in a button down dress that was the same color as the invitation was at the front door to greet her.
“Good day Miss Lodge!” She called.
“I’m Diana McFarland, and I’ll be your stylist this morning!”
“Great! Well, you’d better get started. I haven’t been to a spa in days! I need to be pampered!” Veronica yelled walking inside. Then she quickly poked her head out to say, “You look familiar. And I’m sure I’ve you’re name on T.V. before!”
“Well, McFarland is a very common name and, um, I look like a celebrity I guess.”
“Oh, why should I care? Lets get on with the pampering!” Veronica ordered.
“Yes Miss Lodge,” Diane said as she closed the double doors behind them. After Veronica changed into a bikini and slipped on one of the spa’s complementary robes, she plopped herself into a seat with a tub of water behind it, and a tray full of beauty products.
“First, I’ll wash your hair, and then I’ll do your nails while your hair dries,” Diane explained. Veronica was fingering through the shampoos on the tray. She noticed a bottle of purple liquid and picked it up. The label said “Shampoo” in big black letters on a plain white background, but it looked like there was something underneath. Veronica began picking away at the label when Diane shouted, “Don’t touch that!”
“Why not?” Ron asked.
“Because… I don’t want you hurting your nails, that’s all.” Diane turned and leaned down to the flowers in the corner of the room, and seemed to speak to them. “Must be my imagination,” Veronica thought. After Diane finished Veronica’s nails, she want back to drying her Ronnie’s hair. Ron examined her nails. And then she screamed so loud, some of the extra shampoo bottles cracked.
“What is it Miss Lodge?” Diane asked with very little concern in her voice.
“You destroyed my nails!” Veronica was right. Her nails were chipped and painted completely different colors on each nail.
“I’m sorry Miss Lodge. I’m new at this. I’m finished with your hair!” Diane handed Veronica a plastic hand mirror. Veronica screamed again, this time twice as loud. One shampoo bottle began to leak.
“My hair is purple!”
“I thought it looked cute,” Diane giggled. “Will you still let me do your facial?”
“Fine!” Veronica yelled. “But if you mess up, so help me I’ll…”
“Great!” Diane said excitedly. Veronica stuck her MP3 player’s headphone in her ears while Diane stuck two cucumbers over her eyes and applied the facial goo. Veronica had listened to all of her songs twice when Diane announced she had finished. Veronica cringed as she looked in the mirror.
“Diane, you didn’t remove the goo.” Veronica said.
“Yes I did.” Diane smiled.
“B-b-b-but, my face is, is green!” This time, three shampoo bottles actually shattered.
“And, why are there black circles around my eyes?” Ron screamed.
“The cucumbers must have done that,” Diane said calmly.
“That’s it!” Ron yelled. “I’m going to soak in the mud bath, and then I’m leaving! For good!” She rushed into the room where the baths were located, and slipped off the robe to soak in her bikini. She slid into the nearest mud bath and finally began to relax. But then she felt a tickle on her back.
“Eeeek! Worms!” Diane’s rushed into he room.
“What kind of terrible spa is this?”
“It’s not any spa. Veronica Lodge, you’ve been Bamboozl’d.”
“This is that show where they prank innocent celebrities?” Ron asked. Diane nodded.
“B-but how? Where are the cameras?” Then several men with video cameras jumped out of the enormous flowerpots.
“And we’re live!” One man shouted. After she screamed her head off, Veronica grabbed her robe, ran to her car and drove home at full speed. Her father was in the den watching television, so she decided to complain to him.
“Daddy! Look at me! The spa I went to was terrible! It was really- Daddy what are you watching?” Veronica asked. She looked closer at the T.V.
“EEEK! Daddy! You’re watching the show? Oh no! I hate live television! Why would you watch that willingly?”
“Watch it? I paid for it!” Mr. Lodge said.
“What? Why?” Veronica asked in shock.
“I’m tired of your constant spending and lately you’ve been spending the most money at spas around town.”
“Whatever. I’m gonna go get cleaned up,” Veronica said grumpily.
“Master Lodge!” Smithers called from the front hall the next day. “Something came for you in the mail!”
“Thank you smithers,” Mr. Lodge said taking a letter from Smithers’ hand.
“Wonderful!” Mr. Lodge exclaimed after he had opened it. “My favorite restaurant chain is opening a place up in Riverdale, and they want me to critique their food tonight!” Mr. Lodge hopped into his car and drove to the address on the envelope.
“Welcome Mr. Lodge!” A young lady greeted him at the door. “I’m Diane and I’ll be your server this evening.” She said as she showed him to a table. “I’ll be right back with your menu.” Diane turned and leaned down to the flowers in the corner of the room, and seemed to speak to them. “Must be my imagination,” Mr. Lodge thought…

“EEEEK!!” Veronica jumped up and down on the beige couch, clutching in her hand the reason of her happiness.
“Veronica! Darling! What’s wrong?!” Mr. Lodge came in the living room looking horrified.
“Daddy! Ohmigod you will not believe this! I just got a free VIP invitation to the brand new Day Spa that’s opening up tomorrow!!”
“And that’s something to scream about?! My dear I thought you were in trouble!”
“Oh pooh, Daddy! I just can’t wait to flaunt this in Betty’s face!” Veronica hopped off the couch, envelope still in hand, and raced for the door.

“Ohmigod Ron! You are so lucky!” Betty cried reading the fancy script on the invitation.
“Don’t I know it darling! I’m going first thing tomorrow morning!”
***

Veronica walked down the road towards the new spa. She had chose to wear her bright green camisole and her dark denim jeans paired up with some strappy, silver sandals.
Could this be the place? she thought. It was a rather small building for such a chic status. Plus, there were no cars parked. This was certainly odd. She pushed opened the small, glass door and walked inside it. It was smaller on the inside! It was just one large room with a small desk in one corner and a padded chair on the other, surrounded by many short cabinets.
A middle-aged lady was sitting behind the counter.
“Uh, is this the Day Spa?” Veronica asked the lady, tugging on her cami.
“Yes it is. I’m Nancy and you must be Veronica,” the lady said over her oval-shaped glasses.
“Huh? Oh yes, I am. How do you know?” Veronica was quite perplexed.
“You received a special VIP pass for today I assume? The spa was opened today especially for you.”
“Really?! Oh, well I’m not surprised! I am the one and only socialite of Riverdale,” Veronica said proudly, handing her the VIP invitation.
“Right. Well you will be receiving a facial, manicure and pedicure, and a protein treatment for your hair.” Nancy said while dialing the phone that was on her almost-empty desk (there were a few sheets of paper there too) .
“That’s great!” Veronica took a seat on the padded chair.
After a few minutes, an Asian women came into the room with plastic gloves on her hands.
“Hello. My name is Kisha and I will be pampering you today,” the Asian women said, adjusting the chopsticks on her head , that were holding up her jet black bun.
“Hi Kisha! Normally I start off with my pedicure, then manicure, then my facial, and work it up to my protein treatment.” Veronica swayed her hair back and fourth, commercial style, so the beautician could see her dark, shiny tresses.
“As you wish, Miss Veronica.” Kisha took out a pedicure tub out of one of the cabinets, as well as bottles and tools she would use. Veronica grabbed a gossip magazine off one of the nearby tables and began reading, oblivious to what her beautician was doing.
After about 45 minutes, the beautician towel-dried Ron’s feet and put everything away.
“Brilliant, Kisha! My feet look soft and beautiful!” Veronica examined her size 6 feet.
“Glad you like it,” mumbled Kisha, taking out the equipment for the manicure. After 30 minutes, Ron’s hands sparkled and felt smooth to the touch. Kisha, yet again, stowed the things away in an oak cabinet and then tied Veronica’s hair into a messy bun.
“Now I will start on your facial.” And so the day went on with Veronica sitting in the chair getting pampered, until…
“Uh Kisha…what’s that?” Veronica pointed to a glint of blue between the books on the desk.
“Oh…probably, uh Nancy’s ring! Yes she must have left it here.” Kisha referred to the receptionist who wasn’t sitting at the desk anymore.
“Right…well are you done with my hair yet?” Veronica had her eyes closed the whole time and felt an annoying itch on her hands, feet, and face.
“Oh yes, Miss Veronica!” Kisha unwrapped Ron’s hair and fluffed it out. “You can open you eyes!”
“Finally! I’ve been dy---AAAAGRHHH!!!” Veronica stood up and looked at her horrible self in the full length mirror, that was on the wall. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!?!” Ron stared at the mirror in disbelief and felt her face. She had bright red and frizzy hair, her face was full of pimples and warts, and her hands and feet were a hideous shade of green.
“GOTCHA!!” A dozen cameramen, and crewmen (as well as Nancy AND Betty) came into the room.
“WHAT?! What are you all talking about?!!” Veronica turned her head around and around ‘till she felt dizzy.
“Veronica you’re on a TV show called ‘Practical Jokes With Your Best Friend’,” a tall man, with a microphone in his hand, said.
“W…what? I don’t…understand…and Betty?” Veronica struggled to find the right words but was too shocked.
“You see,” answered the man with the microphone, “Your best friend Betty called us to put you on our show.”
“WHAT?! Betty?! How dare you?!” Veronica started to charge at Betty, hands curled into fists.
“Whoa, hold on there, Ron! It was just good fun! Besides we’re on TV!” Betty pointed at the dozen cameras pointing their way.
“Uh…h…hi America…” Ron waved stupidly at the cameras.
“HA! HA! HA! And that’s our show! Until next time on ‘Practical Jokes With Your Best Friend’ I’m Ja---” the tall man was interrupted by Betty’s high pitched screamed as Veronica smothered bottles and soaps of the stuff Kisha had used on her, on Betty's head and face. In minutes, Betty’s face was blemished, bloated, and turning more red by the second.
“Well what do you know? Looks like I added a twist to the ending! I like to call it ‘Revenge on Your Best Friend Who Plays Practical Jokes On You’!!” Everyone laughed (except Betty) at Veronica’s witty punch line.
“I like it! I like it a lot!” the tall host patted Veronica on the back.
“Well, what can I say? I have a knack for these things!” Veronica smiled.
“Yeah, me too!” Betty lunged at Ron and pasted more of the horrible stuff on Ron’s already disgusting face.
“What? How dare you do it again?!” Veronica and Betty stared at each other and then burst out laughing and hugging.
“You know what?” the host cried above the laughter, “I like that even better.”
The End!

Bye Veronica said betty as veronica went in her limo then Archie arrived to take her on thier date meawhile Veronica was getting her nails done a maid came passing by and poured hot milk on Veronica then ran away oh no I'm leaving NOW! Then when veronica came back to Riverdale Betty told her Archie ask her to Steady and she said yes.Nooooooooooooooooo then Veronica woke up Betty asked her if she wanted to go to the spa Veronica ran away sreaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! The End

Betty gave Veronica a hug goodbye and Veronica went to her limosine. With tears is her eyes she said "G-goodbye Veronica, have f-f-fun". She ran off sobbing.
"Whats wrong my blue-eyed angel?" asked Archie.
"V-Veronica gets to go to the spa for two days while I have to stay here"
Archie put his arm around Betty and said "What goes around, comes around"
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Back at the spa...
A very hot male porter runs up to grab Veronica's bag.
"Thank you very much dear sir" she said with a giggle.
"Well pretty lady, i appreciate your kindness. Would you like to go to dinner with me tonight?"
"That sounds great. See you at 6:30!"

She goes back to her room and sees a giant tub. "Wonderful!" she says and she starts the water and climbs in.
Later, she climbs out...only to she that she is green!!!!
"AGGHHHH!!!! Now what can I do? I'm all alone and i have a hot date! Oh i wish betty was here"
So she toweled off and dressed herself in her designer clothes. A very long shirt with a very long sleeved not low-cut top. all blck. then she wrapped a scarf around her neck to cover the rest of the green. Depressed, she put on her makeup and walked out the door.
"Whoops!" shouted the maid as she dropped a bucket of water all over veronica.
"Thats it!!!" Veronica screamed. "I'm going home!"
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Back home in the choklit shoppe she apoligized to all her friends, including Betty for forgetting them all. Betty smiled and said "It's ok, Archie kept me company. We watched that new show. 'Riched girl gone bad'". Pop tate switched on the tv and there it said 'Riched girl gone bad' and had a picture of Veronica.
Veronica's mouth drops open and everyone laughs

Ron's driver dropped her to the place where the Day Spa was being held. She noticed something very odd - she was the only one there! "Well, might as well enjoy the spa myself before the crowd gets here," she thought. When Veronica dipped her foot in the mud pool, she smelled a wierd odor of chocolate. "Must be someone baking brownies," she said to herself. The deeper she got into the mud pool, the stronger the smell of chocolate got. But Ron didn't let that worry her. She was thinking of how lucky she was to get invited to an Exclusive Day Spa.
A few minutes later, a lady came to her and offered a manicure. Of course Ron said yes to the lady. The smell of candy spread everywhere and Ron's nails started to feel sticky. "What's that you're putting on my nails?" Asked Ron. "It's an exquisite nail polish which came all the way from Paris," replied the lady. Hearing the word 'exquisite', Veronica asked no more questions. Then it was the facial's turn. The facial smelled like dough! "Er... I don't think I want a facial," said Ron. "As you wish, madam," replied the lady.

That evening, when Ron was on her way back home, she ran into Betty. She told Betty all abbout the spa and the strange odors she smelled. Betty insisted to help Ronnie figure out where were the odors were coming from and why. Ron agreed.

The next day, Betty and Ron got up early morning and went to the spa. Betty said, "This mud pool does look quite odd. And it smells odd too." Betty dipped her finger into the mud pool and licked it.

Betty: "WOW! It tastes exactly like chocolate! Infact, It is chocolate!"

Ronnie: "Yuck! You mean I was sitting in a pool full of chocolate?!"

Betty: "I'm afraid, Yes."

Ronnie: "Which means the nailpolish was real candy as well and the facial was real dough! Ewww! Wait till I get my hands on the person who's responsible for this!"

Betty: "But who could do such a thing? I think we should investigate some more!"

Ronnie: "Yeah...Let's start with the invitation I got."

Veronica took Betty to her room and showed her the invitation.

Betty: "Hey! There's no signature on this invitation."

Ronnie: "Which means the person who sent it didn't want us to know his identity."

Betty: "But look! Here's the name of the company who designed this invitation card. It's called 'Magical Calligraphy'."

Ronnie: "Hey...I know that company! It's the one that made the invitations for my cousin's wedding. It's the very best."

Betty: "Great! Then let's go there."

Ronnie: "OK...I'll tell my driver to take us there."

Betty and Veronica arrive at the company.

Betty: "This is it - Magical Calligraphy. Now all we have to do is ask the salesman about this invitation."

Salesman: "Hi there! What kind of invitation do you want us to design for you? You just name it and we'll make it!"

Betty: " No thanks! We're not here to order invtations. We just need to ask you a few questions."

Ronnie: "Could you please tell us who ordered this invitation card from you?"

Salesman: "I'm sorry. But we're not supposed to reveal the identity of our customers. Is there anythig else I can help you with?"

Ronnie: "Here's $200! Now tell us!"

Salesman: "Sorry...but I still can't tell you."

Ronnie: "Don't you know who I am? I'm Veronica Lodge!"

Salesman: "Gulp! Miss Veronica Lodge...Mr. Lodge's daughter? Well...I guess I can tell you just this once. A TV show company called 'Prank Mania' bought this inviitation card from us.

Betty: "Thanks a lot!"

Later...

Betty: " I watch that TV show every weekend. They play practical jokes on people and without them knowing, they record the humiliation of the people and show it all on TV."

Ronnie: "Ohmigosh! I'm gonna be the laughing stock ....of the world!"

Betty: "Not if I can help it!"

Ronnie: "Thanks Betty! You're a real friend!"

Betty: "Don't mention it! Hey Ronnie, doesn't your dad own that News Channel company?"

Ronnie: "Yeah...he does. So how's that gonna help me?"

Betty: "Why don't we ask your dad to broadcast how nasty Prank Mania is?"

Ronnie: "That's a great idea."

Betty: "Then everyone will turn against that TV show. But we'll have to be quick. The broadcast has to be done before this weekend - before Prank Mania humiliates you on TV."

Ronnie: "I'll go tell my dad right away!"

Betty: "You do that."

Next day...

Ronnie: "Well...my dad got the news reporter to do the broadcast."

Betty: "That's wonderful, Ron!"

Ronnie: "And Prank Mania agreed not to play practical jokes on people anymore. Instead, they're gonna hire actors. And instead of playing sneaky practical jokes, they're gonna plan the practical jokes with the actors first before they show it on TV."

Betty: "Cool! Well my work here is done."

Ronnie’s Worst Nightmare By Amal*F

Ron got a special VIP invitation to a brand new Day Spa opening in Riverdale. Their services included manicures, pedicures, and facials… the WORKS! Ron LOVES to be pampered, so of course she went.

What she DIDN’T know was that this wasn’t a real Spa. It was a fake spa - run by a TV show that does practical jokes! Too bad Veronica didn’t know that!
“Where are you going?” Betty Cooper, asked Ron. “Why to the Exclusive Day Spa of Riverdale, of course.” Ron grinned. “Really?”
“Yes!”
“What and where is it?”
“Oh, Betty, it’s a new spa that opened recently in the Oceanside. They invited very few lucky socialites to be pampered for two days and our camp sites, which will be very luxurious I’m sure, are at the beach. I’m so sorry you can’t come, but you know how it is, Betty dear.” Ron flipped her hair.
“I do? Any way, I understand. So, I’ll be going. Have a great time!” Betty good-naturedly said goodbye.
“I’ll see you soon, Betty!”
DING DONG!
“Oh, the chauffeur must be here with the limousine to pick me up! I’ve got to go!”
“Well, bye, Ron.”
With that Betty the house and Ron left for what was possibly the worst adventure of her life!
***
“Are we there yet?” Veronica asked the chauffeur. “As a matter of fact, we are. Look outside the window, ma’am, and you’ll see the spa along with your tents and a wonderful view of the ocean.” “It’s lovely!” Veronica exclaimed as she glanced out the window to see a beautiful wooden cottage decorated with driftwood and white, marble sculptures. “You should consider yourself very lucky for being allowed to come here to experience complete and total bliss, if I you don’t mind my saying so ma’am. People are predicting that by 2008 or so, this very site will be where all the celebrities will visit regularly.” “Wow! That’s pretty impressive.” Veronica smiled. “Indeed.” The chauffeur stopped the limousine. “We’re here now.” Saying so, the chauffeur opened the door for Ron, who exited the limo and took a quick second to take in the charming sight. I think this will be fun, Ron thought as she stepped into the air-conditioned, well-decorated day spa.
Right away a pretty lady wearing a uniform and sporting a Riverdale Day Spa badge greeted Ron. “Welcome to the Riverdale Day Spa! I’m Lucinda, your masseuse, and to my left is Sue Ann, the nail expert. To her left is Belinda, the pedicurist. To my right is Greta, the hair and make-up artist. To her right is Mary Lucy, the cook and diet expert or nutritionist. To her right is…” As Lucinda went on introducing the staff, Veronica thought, This is a dream come true!
Nearby, Leanne and Dean, the makers of the GOTYA’! TV program laughed wildly, while watching Veronica’s every move through their hidden cameras. “She’s falling for it! Hahahaha!” Leanne stated the obvious. “It’s hilarious. This episode has all the potential to be the greatest episode of GOTYA’ ever! She doesn’t recognize this spa set from one of our previous episodes. And imagine the rich little snob’s horror when her least favorite person in the world joins her in the ‘luxurious spa’.” Dean snickered. “You mean….” “Yes! I looked up who the two most well-known and powerful socialites were, and guess what? I found out that Veronica Lodge’s rival is a very powerful socialite from Pembrooke….”
***
Back in Riverdale, Betty was skating in the park. It was a beautiful day. Betty sat on the bench for awhile to enjoy the scenery and relax when Midge skated by.
“Hey, Betty!”
“Hey Midge!”
“I haven’t seen Ron for awhile. Where is she?”
“Didn’t you hear? Ronnie got a VIP pass to visit a spa for two days in a row.”
“Really? That’s awesome! Which one?”
“I think she said…the Riverdale Day Spa.”
Midge’s face turned pale. “Are…are you sure?” She asked.
“Of course I am. Why, is there something wrong?”
“Yes…poor Ron! We have to save her!”
“But why? What’s going on?”
“That isn’t a real spa…look, I brought my portable mini-TV! Check out this re-run!”
A brown-haired Dean said, “Folks, be sure to catch the next show. Leanne, tell them why.” “Two socialites are invited to our RDS and we’ll see what happens when they get our wacky treatments…”
“Oh no! Veronica is one of the socialites they picked!”
“I wonder who the other one is…”
“Hurry! Get into my car. Ron will be so embarrassed and angry when she finds out…”
***
“Hey, where are the other guests?” Veronica asked. “Well, this spa is soon exclusive that we invited just you and another girl.” Lucinda explained. “So who is this other girl?” Veronica peeked into her tent. “In the other tent.” Lucinda grinned.
***
Betty and Midge were on their way to the beach, the one that was very far away and rarely visited, except by the Country Club.
“So, who can the other socialite be?” Midge wondered out loud.
“Hmmmm….knowing the way reality TV shows work, they’ll get some one Ron absolutely hates……”
Betty and Midge gasped, looked at each other, and shouted in unison, “CHERYL BLOSSOM!!!”
***
“Cheryl Blossom!” Veronica could not believe her eyes. “Veronica Lodge!” Cheryl was just as unhappy as Ron was. They stood in Cheryl’s tent, hoping the other girl was just an illusion. “Okay, so you’re here, I’m here, we’re at a spa with VIP passes. Maybe we should try to get along.” Ron suggested. “Good idea. I don’t want to ruin these two days. Who knows, maybe we can be…friends….” Cheryl agreed. “All right, I promise to be nice and not do any thing to sabotage you if you do the same. Deal?” “Deal!” Ron and Cheryl high-fived and went off to the so-called spa…
“What are you putting on now?” Ron was wearing a fuzzy bathrobe with slippers on top of her clothes and wore a towel on her head. “Something special I made myself….” Marge replied, with a sinister grin in on her face that Ron didn’t notice.
A few minutes after the scrub was applied, Ron screamed. “What did you put in this thing?!!!” “I didn’t put those worms in!” Veronica stared at her face in the mirror, which was covered with oozy, slimy worms, with disgust! “Who could have done this if it wasn’t you?” Veronica wondered. “Well, Miss Lodge, I heard that you and Miss Cheryl don’t really get along…maybe….” Marge misled Ronnie. “Ooooh! I have a bone to pick with her!” Ron stormed off.
“Oh, hi Ron!” Cheryl smiled. She was having a pedicure done while munching on strawberries and cream
. “That was low Cheryl!” Ron screeched. “I thought that we really could be friends, but I guess not. Just wait ‘till I get even with you!”
“What on earth are you talking about? I didn’t do anything!”
“Don’t pretend to be innocent!”
“Have you finally cracked?”
“Why you…”
“If you’ll excuse me now, Miss Lodge, I have a pedicure to finish.” Cheryl said coldly.
“All is going according to plan!” Dean smiled evilly. “They’re at each other’s throats!” Leanne noticed.
***
“We’re almost there.” Betty said with relief. “I hope we’re not too late!” Midge added. “Ron was looking so forward to have a relaxing weekend off from…. Whatever work she does I guess.”
***
“Yuck!!!!” Cheryl gagged. She pulled a dead mouse out of her sleeping bag with ten tissues. “Eeek!!!” Veronica turned off the warm shower when she saw the bee in the stuck in the drain. “Yikes!!!” Cheryl’s liquid soap poured all over her nice, new clothes because of a hole in it. “I can’t take any more of this!” Cheryl whined. Ron, who had had her nails ruined because some one replaced the polish with glue, said the same thing. Ron left Cheryl a note saying meet me at the beach’s picnic spot for an urgent meeting. Cheryl decided to go, but was suspicious for it may be a trap.
“That note is bad news! They might suspect some thing. We have to get there pronto!” Dean and Leanne hurried to the GOTYA’ mobile.
***
“Okay, this is the place!” Betty confirmed.
“Should we ring the bell?” Midge asked.
“Yeah we’ll tell them we’re part of the GOTYA’ staff.”
“But wait, we look too young!”
“Then we’ll be interns!”
“Okay!’
Ding Dong!
“Hello! Uh, may I help you?” Lucinda opened the door.
“Yes, I’m.. uh.. Mae Peters and my friend is Janie Craw!” Betty improvised. Both Betty and Midge put on their best ‘happy teenagers’ faces.
“We’re interns at GOTYA’ and we understand that they’re filming an episode here with hidden cameras.”
“Yes.” Lucinda nodded.
“Dean and Leanne sent us here to fix some things so if you don’t mind…” Betty continued.
“Not at all, come right in!’ Lucinda said in a sing-song voice.
“Thank you very much. Don’t worry, we won’t bother you, we’ll just fix up something really quickly.” Betty and Midge entered the ‘spa’. As soon as Lucinda walked away, Betty and Midge ran into every room, looking for Veronica and Cheryl. Finally, they headed for the lounge.
***
“Cheryl, I’m sick and tired of your immature pranks.” Veronica plainly said. “I didn’t sink to that level. I didn’t do anything, unlike YOU who put a DEAD MOUSE in my SLEEPING BAG!” Cheryl shouted.
“Oh, don’t think I’m going to believe that. Besides, I didn’t even put a dead mouse in your sleeping bag, I decided to just forget about you and enjoy the spa!”
“Surrrrrreeeee.” Cheryl sarcastically said while rolling her eyes. “What about the hole in the liquid soap container? That ruined my new designer outfit?”
“What are you talking about? I didn’t pull that prank! You’re crazy!”
“I’m CRAZY!!!!???????????”
‘Yeah!”
“Take that back you phony brunette!”
“NEVER!”
Cheryl and Ron began cat fighting.
***
“This is the last place she could be.” Betty said.
“Well, what are we waiting for?” Midge opened the door…and saw a vicious Ron fighting an-equally tough Cheryl Blossom. “Aagh! What do we do now?” Midge panicked. “Calm down! They don’t notice us because they’re so busy fighting. Ummm, you take Cheryl and I’ll take Ron!” Betty instructed. “Okay!” Midge agreed. “Let me at her!” Cheryl shouted. “Grrr!” Ron wasn’t happy either. Betty said, “Ron! Ron break it up, ‘because Midge and I have to tell you that…” “Tell them what, Blondie?” Dean was in the room now and Leanne was laughing. “What-what’s going on?” Ron was confused. “Hey, I know you two! You’re Dean and Leanne from GOTYA’ TV, the show that has hidden cameras and that video tapes people making them look silly with out them knowing it….hey! You two invited us to this spa, which isn’t real, didn’t you?” Cheryl slowly realized. “It’s true, we got some great footage of Veronica Lodge and Cheryl Blossom, the socialites supreme, looking like nerds and hitting each other!” Leanne grinned. “So the worms in the facial scrub, dead mouse in the sleeping bag, glue nail polish, liquid soap container hole, and bee in the shower pranks were pulled by….” Ron started. “…Our people and not you two!” Dean finished. “So my perfect weekend was ruined by this dumb TV show AND we made fools of ourselves on TV for every body to see thanks to you, Dean and Leanne?!!” Ron turned red. “Uhhh…yeah…” Dean and Leanne saw the look on Veronica’s face which made them nervous. “C’mon, Cheryl, let’s make sure no one ever sees this show!” Veronica cracked her knuckles and Cheryl took a step forward. First Veronica crushed the cameras by throwing them on the floor. Cheryl glared at Dean and Leanne, slowly coming nearer….
Betty, Ron, Cheryl, and Midge were gathered around a table at Pop’s. “You sure showed Dean and Leanne!” Betty giggled. “Cheryl, Ron, you two can sure pack a punch!” Said Midge. “You and Betty sure put them in their place, Midge!” Cheryl smiled. “Hey, Cheryl, I’m sorry I actually thought you would do something so low.” Ron apologized. “It’s okay, Ron, I made the same mistake. If you forgive me, I’ll forgive you.” Cheryl smiled again. “Of course I’ll forgive you, Cheryl. Oh, and Betty and Midge, thanks for trying to warn us!” Ron looked appreciatingly at her friends. “You don’t need to thanks us Ron; it was our job as your friend!’ Betty said. “You guys are the greatest!” Ron grinned.
“Veronica, you’ve got mail!” Mr. Lodge told Veronica. “Hmmm? Oh, I’ll have a look at it. Veronica took an envelope from her dad’s hands. She took out a piece of paper and read it out loud. “Visit our new spa today….” A scream was heard through out the Lodge mansion.
The End

betty: oh wow ron you got
invited i wonder who invited you
veronica: oh darling dont you know every one loves me
betty:(thinking) oh boy does she flatter her self
veronica: i wonder what kind of treatment they give you there?
betty: hey look ron there is something at the back of this envolope
veronica: (flips the envolope) oh what a coincidence its written that the spa is right around the corner boy im lucky
betty: (thinking) as always
betty:so do you mind if i come i mean it says that its fine if you bring someone along why not me
veronica:well.....since i can bring somebody.... why not!
betty: oh thank you ron thank you thank you so when is it?
veronica:it says that its next week on friday!
betty:oh no! i promissed dilton i would go see his new expirament!
veronica: well tough luck (smiling)
betty: oh well i guess im not meant to go there
betty: so see ya i gotta go bye
veronica: toodles
betty: (on her way to archies) i wonder what veronica will do there....... ofcourse silly me shell be veronica a litte spoild princess
betty knocks on archies door
betty: hey archie
archie: well you sure are early for our date?
betty: yea well i was bored
archie: ok come in
betty sits next to archie and tells him the whole thing
archie: well thats alright i mean youll have even more fun with dilton and me
betty: and dont forget reggie
archie: oh yea!

FRIDAY!!!!!

veronica: (inside the spa) oh boy is betty missing alot
waiter: here you go mame oops!!!
veronica: YOU IDIOT YOU DROPPED CAVIIAR ALL OVER MY SWIM SUIT!!
waiter: get a life
veronica: OH REALLY!!! WELL IM OUT OF HERE
waiter: no your not! >:[
veronica: fine
latter some other people drop pies on her push her eat her food and trick her

AT DILTONS:

dilton: hey look at this neet t.v show about people who prank on other people
betty: OH NO!!
archie: what what!!
betty: thats ron look (points at screen)
archie: your right it is her
betty: do you think shes being pranked?
reggie: i think so... but that pie really does match her swim suit hyuck hyuck
archie: ithink we should watch this
betty: thisll be funny
betty: it sure was good i wasnt there
people on the t.v talking to ron: hello mame but do we have a surpries for you
veronica: i could really use something nice right about now
people: are you ready...... here it goes..... (every body screams) YOUVE JUST BEEN PRANCKED!!
veronica: hahahaha ha ha (and she faints)

THE END!

Not only was it a fake spa but it was actually a new rality tv show caled Pranks for the princess! But veronica didn't know that. So she merrily popped into her bikini to began swimming. On her way back from the swimming pool she ran into a Handsome hunk that worked there! So because of natures force she began to flirt with him. Then veronica asked if he wanted to go to pop tates with her. Veronica of course thought she knew the answer. But to her surprise he said sorry I'm just not crazy about redheads!! Readheads veroica screemed and ran to the bathroom to see if it was true! And sure enough her hair was red amd to top things of she looked overweight and ugly!!! Right then the entire crew from the show popped out and yelled gothca!! But this was to much for veronica to take She fainted right then and there! She woke up surrounded by people trying to explain none of it was real but she just passed out again! The next time she awoke she was in her room. It was all a dream she thought to herself Then she looked over to find a small note that read gotcha on tv! she wondered if it rally was a dream? What do you think?

Well, I wonder how Veronica will react unless you already told her before typing it here.........

Ronnie's WORST Nightmare!!

Veronica: Betty! Get out of the pool!
Betty: Aw Come on Veronica. It's really hot.
Veronica: I want to see what came in the mail today.
Betty: Oh alright!
Betty got out of the pool and dried herself.
Veronica dragged her into the living room.
Veronica: For Daddy, For Daddy, For Mom, For Daddy, For Daddy, Hey there's one for me!
She pulled out a silver envelope.
Betty: Ooh! What's in it?
Veronica: Don't rush me!
She opened the evelope and out fell a small white sheet. Betty grabbed it.
Betty: Hey you got a special invite to that new Spa. What was it called again?
Veronica shrugged.
Veronica: YES! I love those Spas! They give manicures, facials. I can have my nails done again!
Betty grinned.
Betty: Tell me about it when you get back.
Veronica: Of course.
Betty: When is it opening?
Veronica looked at the card.
Veronica: Tomorrow at 10 o'clock!
Betty: Have fun!
Veronica: Don't worry I will! All those pedicures and facials.
Betty (thinking): That girl knows how to make me feel jealous.
Veronica: Betty, would you leave? I have to dream about my trip to the spa tomorrow!
Betty: Um....Sure!
Betty walked out of the house and to Pop's.
Archie: Hey Bets!
Betty: Archie, hi!
Archie: What's up! You look green.
Betty: With jealousy!
Archie laughed.
Archie: What's gotten you in that mood.
Betty (taking a seat next to Archie): Ronnie.
Archie: Oh! What she get this time?
Betty: She going on and on about her free trip to tomorrows Spa opening.
Archie: That's lame! IT's not like you to be jealous.
Betty smiled.
Archie: Would it make you feel better if I invite you over to my house tomorrow at 10 o'clock?
Betty: Sure! Same time as Veronica's Spa treatment.
Archie: There's some special on TV. Something about tricking people.
Betty: Cool!
Archie (looking at his watch): Well I've got to get going! I have to pick up ol' Betsy from The Repair.
Betty: The Repair? Watch out! The manager of that shop can charge a LOT.
Archie: Don't worry I've got everything under control.
Betty: Bye then.

TOMORROW 10 O'CLOCK

Veronica: See you soon, Darling!
Betty (coldly): Bye.
Archie: See ya!
Betty: She is SO....
Archie: I know what you're going to say but you don't mean it.
Betty (sighing): I don't.
Archie: Weell...It starts in 5 minutes.
Betty: I'll get out the drinks and popcorn.
Archie: and chocolate cookies!
Betty laughed.
Archie (turning on the TV): Fast, ok, Betty?
Betty: Yup.
Betty (Picking up all the food items): Has it started.
Archie: Yeah! Come fast.
Betty raced to the couch and sat.
Archie: Cool!

Meanwhile............

Veronica parked her car infront of the spa.
Veronica: Today's gonna be GREAT!!
She walked to the gate.
Speaker: Name?
Veronica: Veronica.
Speaker: Name?
Veronica (a little louder): Veronica.
Speaker: Name?
Veronica (louder): Veronica.
Speaker: Name?
Veronica (Annoyed): VERONICA.
Speaker: Name?
Veronica (Steaming!): VERONICA LODGE!
Speaker: Name?
Veronica: Open Seseme!
Speaker: Name?
Veronica: WHAT THE?!
Veronica: My name is Lodge! Veronica Lodge.
Security: I'm sorry! The speaker is not working properly.
Veronica: Then why weren't you standing here?
Security: Look up.
Veronica looked up.
Security: There is a long rope!
Veronica (dryly): Yeah I can see.
Security: Pull it and the gates open.
Veronica: It's too high.
Security: Then you aren't allowed to enter.
(you may think Veronica would just go home but this girl is MAD about all those things they do in Spas!)
Veronica: Don't play with me! Open the gate.
Security: No can do Little Lady.
Veronica (pratically pulling her hair out): COME ON!
Security: NOPE!
Veronica jumps high.
Veronica: TOO HIGH.
Security shrugged
Veronica (Climbing on the gate): What did you put on these gates? Grease?
Security: No butter! Of course grease!
Veronica (struggling to keep herself on the gate): Why is this happening?
Veronica (thinking): Don't worry Veronica! Once you're through with this you can relax in a spa!
Veronica (pulling on the rope): Now can you let me in?
Security: Not until the bell rings!
CLANG CLANG CLANG.
Security: Well done!
Veronica entered the building in a state.

Meanwhile............
Betty: Hey look at this!
Archie: What?
Betty: This girl looks awfully familiar!
Archie: AWWW! They blurred her face!
Betty: She must be famous or rich or something like that.

TO BE CONTINUED......

Veronica gasped in horrer as she laid her eyes on the 'spa'.'Who would do this to me?'she wondered.She imediatly hopped out of the result of her latest shopping spree(a porsche) and marched up the walkway,all the while thinking of people who would dare to play a practical joke on her.Her thoughts came to rest on Cheryl Blossem as she walked into the lobby,and,annoyingly enough,it was Cheryl who was there to greet her.After a less than pleasent exchange,Veronica drove home scheming and fuming all the way.After she explained what had happened,Betty was only too eager to help.Knowing that Cheryl was to be interveiwd on a talk show the next day,they persuaded Ron's father to change the appointment to an animal show.When they watched the show with the gang the next day,everyone had a barrel of laughs at the sight of Cheryl trying to wrestle her purse away from an eagle,and Ron decided one thing-she would rather be fooled by a hundred prank shows than have a monkey try to pick bugs out of her hair(which,by coincidance,is what Cheryl is what Cheryl was going through!).

Ron was dropped off by her limo in front of the spa. When she went threw the door it was a giant room. She put her bag on the floor and Yelled "Hello" Just then a pie dropped from the roof and hit Veronica right in the face. Just then betty came in with towels and a cart for Ronnie's bag."Betty?" Ronnie said looking confused but Betty just dissapperded thouth a door . Veronica followed Betty in to a room full of cameras and people. "SURPRISE" everyone yelled. "WHAT" Veronica screamed "What's going on here". "Your on Prank TV Veronica" Betty said giggling. But Veronica is planning revenge on Betty as we speak. Oh oh

Veronica sped off in such a rush in her special foreighn sports car, that she almost left without checking the address! She was too excited about the new pedicure palace to even focus on driving. When she arrived at the place, she started running so fast to be the first one in, that she almost ruined her new shoes! She got inside though, and it looked like a party! Some clowns then greeted her with some funny looking shoes, a tall hat, and a rubber nose! It was the most terrifying moment of her entire life!

when ron got through the fake spa gate a huge wasp nest dangaling off a tree and she got out and the wasp nest broke and hit ron in the head and her brand new clothes were ruiend and so was her face becuse of wasp stinges. so she got the fashel and insted of puting a face mask on her the poored cement on her face and ron commented my face feels funny what did you put on it and the womman who was doing it saied cement and ron said oh cement and the womman giggled and ro put water on her face AND IT WAOSHED OFF and then she did the manicuer and they put glue on her finger nails and then she put her new mittens on to see if th fit so sh can got to antartica and then the glue dried and she notesed it and then shetried to take them off andthen they would not come off and then sh left and told her dad.

oracticle joke????

Rons busted

Wow, I wonder how Ronnie will react to this?

Oh I'm starting rite now!- Amal*F

Time to write a story... :D
-Pureheart the Powerful