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GIRL-ZILLA

Archie and Betty stood on the walk up to Betty's house. Betty's arms were draped over Archie's shoulders and they were kissing goodnight. Betty opened her door and went inside dreamily. Archie was love struck. He started to walk to his car, his eyes were glazed over and his mind was still with Betty.
Suddenly a gleaming red sports car pulled up to the curb with a screeching halt. Veronica got out of it slamming the door.
"ARCHIE ANDREWS!" she screeched. This is the last time you stand me up. Someone tipped me off about you dating Betty tonight when you were suposed to pick me up at 8:00. Do you know what time it is? It is 9:30! You can NOT do this to a Lodge!
With that she held up her heavy purse and smacked him on the head. Then she strode back to her car and drove away.
I am sick of always being in hot water with the girls. I can't help it if I love them both, thought Archie.
He got into old Betsy and began to drive home. But then instead of taking a left turn to his house he took a right turn and then another right turn. He pulled up to Dilton's house. He got out of his car and went up to the garage door. He looked inside and saw Dilton with his lab coat and goggles looking at some sort of dirt. Archie knocked on the door and came in.
Dilton jumped and turned to Archie.
"Can I help you Arch?" Dilton asked.
"I hope so!" replied Archie. I always seem to get in so much trouble with the girls. Do you have anything to help me? "I believe I DO have the answer to your delima. I call it the girl-zilla. It's a device that looked deceptively like a cell phone, but will alert you any time it detects negative energy directed at you from people of the female persuasion," said Dilton.
"This is great! See you later Dilt. I'm going to go test this out!" Archie said.

***
NEXT DAY
"Now I'm all ready for my date with Veronica," Archie said with a final tug at his bow tie. All of a sudden there was a ringing sound like a cell phone. Archie searched in his pocket for the thing that could be ringing. Then he found the girl - zilla ringing in his pocket. Archie opened it and turned it on. There he saw 4 links that said VERONICA BETTY CHERYL NEW GIRL. When Archie clicked on the Betty link it showed this, location: pops
mood: content
He then clicked on the Veronica link which told him that she was at her home, angry. Archie sighed contently. He had it made, he decided. Archie decided to pick up some flowers forVeronica to make up for whatever Veronica was mad at him about. He would never get in hot water with the girls again. When he arrived at Veronica's Archie checked his girl-zilla again. It still said that she was content but at pop's. "How could this be! Why is she at pop's when she was supposed to stay at her house and wait to be picked up? Maybe she thought I was going to meet her at Pop's. Archie drove over to Pop's, sure that he was going to be in trouble for being late. He walked inside but all he saw was Betty.
"Hi Betts. Has Ronnie been around lately?"
"If your looking for your date, She was angry when you showed up an hour late and she called me and told me that if I saw you to tell you that she is going to bed early and that she is never going to talk to you again.
Archie groaned. "Well, I guess you'll be seeing her before I do, so, can you give these to her?" Archie asked handing Betty the flowers. Then he walked out of pop's with his shoulders sagging and his hopes drooping. So far this thing hasn't given me a bit of luck, Archie thought.
He checked the girl-zilla. Sure enough Ronnie had never left home: Angry. This thing had not been accurate. He sighed and drove home.
At home Archie's real phone began to ring and the caller I.D. said that it was Veronica. Archie checked the girl-zilla and it said that Veronica was angry. Archie figured she would be angry so he decided not to answer it. The answering machine said this, "ARCHIE ANDREW! I WAS CALLING TO FORGIVE YOU, BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE IGNORING ME SO BE IT. I WONT TALK TO YOU. HMPH.
Archie groaned. Veronica hadn't been angry when she called. This thing was out of whack. He threw the girl-zilla in the garbage. Life is meant to be lived the way it is meant to be lived. If I am going to get in hot water. I may as well do it my way. Archie decided and he fell asleep, dreaming of a world without girl-zillas.

***
POP'S
"Dilton, you mean to tell us that Archie Andrews was tracking us. He knew our moods and exactly where we were?" Veronica screeched.
"ARCHIE ANDREWS!" Betty screeched
"You are in big trouble!" Betty and Veronica said together.

When do v find out who the week 9 judge is? I can't wait 2 find out.- Amal*F

Girl-Zilla

Archie came running to his house with a shoe hurtling after him. He ran to his house as quick as he could. “ARCHIE! You left your muddy shoes on! The carpet JUST got professionally cleaned! It cost me bundles of money to have it cleaned so clean! HONESTY! NOW I’LL HAVE TO CALL HIM AGAIN! MORE MONEY DOWN THE TUBES! BE MORE CAREFUL!” Archie’s mom growled. The door bell rang.
“Hey Arch.”
“Hey Jug.”
“ ‘Saw you getting beaned by Betty and Veronica.”
“Yeah, There ALWAYS angry at me.”
“I talked to Dilton about you’re problem….He said to come over tomorrow.”
“Thanks a million!”

Next-day

“Hey Dilton!”
“Hello Archie, here for you’re gadget I presume? Do you like it? It’s disguised as a cell phone. It will beep when a girl is angry at you and ring when girls are in love with you!”
“Thanks Dilton! Thank you so much!”
“No problem! Anything for a friend.”
Archie took Girl-zilla and went to Pops.
“Hey Arch! Sit with me!” Jughead yelled as he slurped his shake at the counter.
“Nice cell phone! New?”
“No, that’s the thing Dilton designed for me! Its made to look like a cell phone!”
“Cool!”
“Uh…I gotta use the restroom. Look after my gadget!”
Jughead yawned and accidentally knocked over the shake, all over Girl-zilla! “OH NO! Archie’s going to be so mad!” Jughead gasped as he took napkins to wipe it off.
“I hope I didn’t ruin it!” Jughead shrieked.
“Well, I have a date with Veronica, I need to go. Bye Jughead.” Archie said politly and took girl-zilla.
“G-g-g-g’buh-buh-“ Jughead stammered.
When he went towards the door at Veronica’s mansion, Girl-Zilla went off beeping. “Ulp!” Archie thought.
“She’s still mad? I better get her some flowers.”
When he came back, it started beeping again. He nervously rang the doorbell. “Oh hello Archie! You’re just on time and-oh! Are those flowers for me? Oh Archie! You’re so sweet! Er-whats that beeping noise?’ Veronica asked.
The machine was beeping as fast as it could. “WOW!” Archie thought.
“She must be really angry at me! This is probably just an act! I better call off the date so she doesn’t bean me again!”
“Err… Love bug? I have to call off the date. There’s a….family reunion! Bye!” Archie said quickly and he hustled out the mansion gate.
“Archie was lying! I can tell! He must be going out with another girl!” Veronica fumed.
Archie went over to Betty’s house. When Betty came out it started beeping more than it ever beeped! “Oohh Archiekins! So nice of you to drop by! Come in! I made some cake just for you!” Betty cooed.
“Umm…I have to go on a date with Veronica. Just stopped to say hello!” Archie said
and ran as quickly as he could. Just then, Betty got a call. “YOU PHONY! ARCHIE BROKE HIS DATE WITH ME! AND IT WAS PROBABLY JUST TO GO OUT WITH YOU!” It was Veronica.
“Veronica! He just told me he was going over to go on you’re date! THAT LIER!”
“GRR! WHO’S HE GOING OUT WITH?”
“HOW DARE HE LIE TO US! HOW DARE HE!”
“GRRR!!!! LET’S CALL ALL THE GIRLS AT SCHOOL! SEE IF THEY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS.” First they called Cheryl.
“Did Archie stop over?” asked Veronica.
“Yes, he did. What’s it to you?” Cheryl snapped.
“WELL, he said to me he was going out with you.”
“OH HE DID, DID HE? CHERYL HE’S LYING!”
“He’s lying? I’ll going to call the girls he’s been dating! So we can find what’s going going on!”
“Next they called the sisters. Mari, Mary, Marie, Anna, Ann, Annie, Annabel, Anna-Marie and Mary-Anna.
“Yes he did stop over and said he was going to Veronica’s.”
“Anna-Marie, he’s lying! He’s been lying to EVERY girl!”
“WHAT? WE’LL GET THAT CASSINOVA! We’ll help you spread the word!” Now poor Archie didn’t know where to go! He couldn’t understand why all the girls in Riverdale were angry at him! The gadget started to ring. Archie smiled and heard. “THERE HE IS!”
He turned around and he saw girls, not the happy kind! “IT’S PAY BACK TIME, ARCHIE ANDREWS!!!” Cheryl yelled.
They chased Archie right out of town! It was getting dark, so he sneaked back home. He finally got home, slammed the door shut and ran to he’s room. “There must be something wrong with this thing!” The gadget started to ring like crazy! It rang more than it ever did before!
“AAAAARRRCHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Ringing is supposed to be the sign of love! Now I know this things gone haywire!”
He’s mom yelled with such fury, it made him shiver. He looked down the stars, to see he’s muddy, grimy sneaker tracks, ALL OVER THE NEW CARPET.

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“Girl-zilla”

Tired of getting in hot water all the time with Betty, Veronica… and girls in general, Archie went to Riverdale’s chief science geek, Dilton, for help.

Dilton invented “Girl-zilla” – a device that looked deceptively like a cell phone, but would alert Archie any time it detected negative energy directed at him from people of the female persuasion.

Great idea… but, of course, it didn’t work. In fact, it failed spectacularly! What happened?

"Arrghh!" shouted Archie! It was 7 o'clock on a Friday night, and Archie was at Pop Tate's with Jughead and Dilton. " What seems to be the matter, Archie?" asked Dilton. "What's the matter!?! Ronnie, Ronnie's the matter!!!" was his reply. "Were supposed to have a date tonight. I go to pick her up, and she goes ballistic! Why, I don't know! She started yelling at me and throwing things at me! I can't understand it!" he said angrily. " Did you go there empty handed?" asked Jughead. "Well...yeah, but what's that got to do with it?" Archie said, confusion on his face. "Archie, listen. Ronnie is spoiled rotten, and you know it. You don't show up at her house empty handed. Flowers, candy, you've got to give her something!" said Jughead. "The last time I brang her flowers, she said she was allergic, I brought her candy, she said I was trying to fatten her up. I didn't bring anything, and now she's mad at me for that? I don't know Jug. Sometimes, she just gets into these moods. I wish there was some way I could tell when girls are happy or sad!" said Archie sadly. "Maybe there is!" said Dilton. "I have to go now. Archie, stop by my lab tomorrow, I have a surprise for you." said Dilton, and with that, he was off.

(The next day)
Archie goes to Dilton's lab:

"Hey Dilt!" said Archie, as he arrived at the lab. "Greetings Archie!" was Dilton's reply. "Archie, I have had you come here today, to show you a new type of technology. I present, the Girl-Zilla!!!" Dilton said as he held out to Archie an object that looked strangely, like a cell phone."Bring this with you on every date. Pretend it's a cell phone. When the line on the screen goes red, the girl your with feels negative towards you. When it turns green, she feels positive towards you. This will help you know what kind of mood your girlfriend is in!" said Dilton, proudly. "Hey, thanks Dilt!" Said Archie, and with that, he ran over to Betty's house, because they had a lunch date together. He Arrived at Betty's house, and knocked at the door. Betty answered the door, and as she did, Archie pulled out the girl-zilla, and careful not to show Betty, looked at it. The line was a bright green colour. "Archiekins!" said Betty. "You're here!" She then took his hand and lead her inside, where she had set up the dining room table for lunch for two. Archie took a seat at one end of the table, while Betty went in the kitchen and brought out a big bowl of beef stew. "Oh no!" thought Archie to himself!"I hate beef stew!" Betty took Archie's plate, and scooped a big spoon of beef stew onto it. "Try my beef stew" said Betty. "I've been marinating it since yesterday." Archie put his spoon into the stew on his plate, and scooped it into his mouth. He chewed it slowly, and tried to look like he liked it, but it was so disgusting, he spit it all back out. Betty did'nt look happy. He pulled out the girl-zilla, and he was right. The line was red. He got up and ran, before Betty could even open her mouth. He ran home, where he saw Veronica talking to Archie's mother. He walked towards the door, where Ronnie ran up to him and hugged him." Hi Archie! Guess what! I got tickets to a ballet tomorrow, and since Reggie's down with the flu, you'll be my escort." She then kissed him on the cheek, and left, leaving Archie there stunned, and confused.

(The next day, at Ronnie's house:)

"Hi Veronica!" said Archie, as she opened the door. This time he brought flowers. "Ready to go?" he asked, and she nodded and went along. They got in Archie's car. He checked the Girl-zilla hidden in his pocket. The line was half and half, probably because of the condition of Archie's car. Just then, Ronnie peeked over. "Archie, you got a cell phone!! oh, let me see it!!!" she shrieked, and grabbed it out of his hand. She looked at the cell phone, then noticed, there were no numbers. She then realized it wasn't a cell phone. She started to feel mad at Archie, and then noticed the line turned red. She turned to Archie. "Speak" she said. "Well...uh, ummm, you see it's a....um, well. It's called a girl zilla. Dilton made it for me. It tells me if you're happy or sad." he confessed. She didn't look to pleased. "See, last time I came to see you, you went ballistic for no apparrent reason. I just wanted to know what kind of a mood your in, so I know if I have to be careful about what I say around you." said Archie. "ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M MOODY!!??!" she shouted at the top of her lungs! "I got mad at you last time because you were to cheap to even buy me flowers! How dare you show at my house empty handed?" she yelled. "I..I..umm" started Archie. "Forget it. Never call me again. I'll be informing Betty and all of my other friends about this little "girl zilla" object. it'l be a cold day in July before you go on another date in this town!" She screamed, and got out of his car. She went back into her house and slammed the door. Archie took the Girl zilla and threw it out the window. "..because I didn't bring her flowers." said Archie to him self. "Next time, I just talk to Jughead. He seems to know how to make girls happy." Little did Archie know, that Jughead's advice was right this time. Next time, his advice might not be as good as this advice...but that's a different story, and the End of this one.

THE END

Somethings wrong with my computer......i try to post a comment normally but it gives an error....THANK GOODNESS IT COMES HERE!!

“Girl-zilla” By Amal Farooqui, week 9

Tired of getting in hot water all the time with Betty, Veronica… and girls in general, Archie went to Riverdale’s chief science geek, Dilton, for help.
Dilton invented “Girl-zilla” – a device that looked deceptively like a cell phone, but would alert Archie any time it detected negative energy directed at him from people of the female persuasion.
“This has to be your greatest invention yet!” Archie said excitedly. “I can’t wait to try it out. It’s just what I need, especially with my limited knowledge of the teenage girl’s mind.” “I agree with you there, Arch! Remember the license plates you got Ron?” Dilton started. “Gee, how was I supposed to know she wouldn’t like them? She said she wanted something shiny.” Archie blushed. “Well, then, how about the time you took Betty to that terrific concert?” Dilton continued. “But it was awesome! We had first row seats and it was our favorite band.” Archie argued. “Yeah, but you also invited Cheryl and Ronnie without the three of them knowing it. That’s a no-no.” Dilton explained. “Okay, so I goofed a few times.” Archie admitted. “A few?” Dilton grinned. “Now all that’s going to change, thanks to this baby!” Archie held the Girl-zilla like it was the most astounding and amazing invention of the century and to Archie it was. “I’m going to give this a test run. See ya’ later, Dilt! And thanks again, you’re a great pal!” Archie ran out of Dilton’s lab excitedly to meet Betty and Veronica at the mall. “You’re welcome, Archie! Bye.” Dilton smiled.
“There you are, Archie! You’re five minutes late.” Veronica said, almost shouting. Whoa! Archie grinned as he felt the girl-zilla vibrate. It works! “Archie Andrews! Why are you smiling?” Veronica demanded to know. “Oh! Umm, sorry about that, Ron! I wasn’t thinking. I’m late because I was helping Dilton out with another one of his crazy experiments.” Archie explained. “Of course you weren’t thinking, when do you ever?” Veronica insulted Archie. “Aww, come on, Ronnie. Cut Archie some slack. It’s not like you haven’t been a few minutes or hours late for an appointment before!” Betty reminded Veronica. “Well, Betty, at least I was always fashionably late, unlike some people who don’t have any fashion-sense!” Ronnie shot back. “I’d rather save the world than put on mascara. Infact, I’m glad that I’m going to end up as a naturally beautiful person ageing gracefully, not some Hollywood-has-been who’s had plastic surgery every other day!” Betty replied. “Now look at what you started, Archie!” Veronica scowled. Archie could hear the girl-zilla beeping and could fell it vibrating like crazy. “Hey, look there’s a sale on Lacy’s!” Archie blurted, diverting Betty and Veronica’s attention so they could stop arguing. “Eeeeeeee! Let’s go!” Betty and Veronica shrieked in unison. Whew! That was quick thinking! Archie thought as he watched the girls paw through clothes racks. “Archie, who’s dress is better?” Veronica asked Archie. “Mine or Betty’s?” “Ummm…well…” Archie stuttered, trying to think of a perfect answer while Betty and Veronica showed off two polka-dotted dresses with stripes. The truth was that both dresses were ugly. “Well?’’ Betty raised her eye brows. “I can’t lie to you two; I think those dresses just aren’t you.” Archie replied, hoping that he said the right thing. “Thanks for being honest, Archie.” Betty smiled. “I guess you’re right.” Ronnie admitted.
“I don’t know about you girls, but right now, I could eat a horse!” Archie’s tummy rumbled. “You’ll have to settle for a burger, fries, and milkshakes.” Betty giggled. “Let’s hit the food court!” Veronica suggested. With that, Betty, Veronica, and Archie left the shop and found themselves a table in the food court. They ate their food. “Archie, while you finish your milkshake, Betty and I will go shopping again.” “Okay, go ahead,” Archie said. When the girls left, Archie slurped the last of his strawberry and vanilla milkshake. Now I’ll throw this in the trash. Archie thought. Archie walked off to the trash can, leaving the girl-zilla on the table. Nearby, a little girl and her mother were walking around when a drop of the little girl’s ice-cream fell. The little girl did not notice and slipped on it, sliding forward with her cherry soda. “Eeeek!” She shrieked. “What are you doing?” The mother screamed. The little girl managed to stop herself from falling down, but could not do the same for her soda. The soda’s contents spilled all over the floor, but worst of all, some of it landed onto the girl-zilla! Archie came to his table and picked up Dilton’s invention, not knowing what had happened to it. He went back to the shop Betty and Veronica were in and started looking for them. He had just entered the place when who did he bump into? Cheryl Blossom, that’s who!
“Oh! Hi, Cheryl. What are you doing?” “Hi Archie! I was shopping. Are you here with any one?” Cheryl asked. Betty and Veronica saw Archie And Cheryl together and hurried over to where they were. “Archie Andrews! You have some nerve!” Veronica scolded. “Yeah!” Betty agreed. “You were supposed to be here with us!” “But…I was…I….” Archie stuttered. “You cad! You didn’t tell me you were here with any one else!” Cheryl added in her two cents. Waitaminute! Archie gasped. The girl-zilla isn’t beeping or anything! He realized. “Look, girls, I’m really sorry this happened, I just came in and saw Cheryl, and so I said hi. I was going to Betty and Ronnie, and Cheryl, I was about to tell you that. I’m sorry that I made you all upset.’ Archie apologized. “Hmm… well, in that case…apology accepted!” Betty smiled, along with Cheryl and Ronnie. “Gee, thanks for forgiving me, girls, I…” Archie was interrupted by the girl-zilla which was disturbing everyone by making sounds that Moose would make if he played the cello. “Archie, is this some kind of a twisted prank?!!” Ron asked. “No, it’s this thing, its gone crazy!!!” Archie replied. “Find a way to stop it before the shopkeepers throw us out and ban us for life!” Cheryl shrieked while she, and everyone else, covered their ears. The Shop’s window broke and Archie franticly examined the girl-zilla. He had no idea that it was acting that way because some one spilled soda on it. “I think I found the off button!” Archie informed everyone. “Then hurry up and press it!” Veronica ordered Archie. Archie pressed the button…only to have the girl-zilla explode into a million pieces! Betty, Veronica, Cheryl, and Archie were covered with ashes and metal parts and the fire alarm immediately went off. “Sorry to cause this mess, but I’ve gotta’ go!” Archie told any one that was listening and the shop keeper. Archie and the girls ran out of the shop and the mall before any one could say anything, leaving the surprised and annoyed people behind. “Archie Andrews, if you think you can just run away and that we’ll forget everything that just happened, you’re wrong!” Ron screamed as she, Cheryl, and Betty chased him, swinging their heavy purses high in the air. “Wait ‘till I get my hands on you…!”Cheryl threatened. ‘You’ll have to wait for when I’m done with him!” Betty grumbled. Archie headed towards the safety of Dilton’s lab.
“What on earth happened to you, Archie?’ Dilton gasped as Archie limped into his lab with bruises, torn clothes, and a frown. Archie answered, “Well, at first your girl-zilla device was really useful, but then I ran into the real girl-zilla… in fact, three of them!”
The End!

GIRL-ZILLA

"I AM SO TIRED OF THIS THING!" Archie Andrews screamed, walking into POP TATES it had been two weeks scince Archie got his GIRL-ZILLA from Dilton Doliey the town genius. "Whats the matter Archie, maybe I can help." Pops asked "okay, well heres the story...

BEEP-BEEP. (busy again what is he doing, he better answer this phone soon or I swear...) RING-RING. "Hello?" "Betty, do you know where Archie is, we had a date tonight." Veronica Lodge said " I kept calling him but his phone is busy, I thought he was talking to you. Betty Cooper replied. " well were gonna find out, grab your jacket, I will be there in a flash.

HONK-HONK. Betty grabbed her jacket and ran outside,. "Lets get a move on Betty, where gonna bust him if hes talking to you no who." " Lets not even think about it Ron."

SCREECH! " Lets go find out whats up." Veronica said, now steamed up. DING-DONG "Hello, oh hi Betty Veronica come on in Archie's in his room. "thaks Mrs.Andrews." Betty said politetly. They both ran up the stairs. they knocked on the door. "Hold on Cheryl someones at my door." Betty and Veronica completly blew up at his words.

"Archie what happened next." POP TATE said. Well..

Betty ,Ronnie, H-h-how are y-y-you.

Pops all I can say now is there was a lot of yelling and screaming. so...

(I am such a doofus.) Archie thought on his way to Dilton Doliey's lab. Once he got there "Hi Archie." Dilton said. "Dilt I need you to invent something to keep me out of hot water with the girls." "okay, I will take a minute." He did only take a minute. Dilton deepened his voice and said : "PRESENTING THE GIRL-ZILLA!" "WOW! what does it do?"

After an hour of explaining. Archie finally got it.

BEEP-BEEP
Veronica
BEEP-BEEP
Betty
BEEP-BEEP
Veronica

And thats how it happened Pops. I don't now what I'm gonna do.

I have an idea whisper whisper Ha-halets do it

Veronica's house 1:00 am
BEEP
Archie?
Betty's house 2:00am
BEEP Archie?

Later that day.. The love triangle talked about something.

YAHOO! YOUR IDEA WORKED POPS YOUR THE BEST!!!
thats what I'm here for.
(*wink*)

And thats how it happened.

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Girl-zilla

"oh on" exclaimed Archie "I was suppose to be at Ronnie`s 10 minutes ago, I`ll swear I set my alarm for 8:00 .... MOM!"
"Be quite Archie Andrews," said Mary Andrews "your father, need I remind you, got in late last night, stressed from overworking
"Mom did you turn my alarm off ?" "oh well," she says
"I guess I did now that you mention it, I didn`t want the sound to wake Fred, why ?" But Archie was already out the door and halfway down the block by the time his Mom finished *wheeze* *puff* *pant* "hey Ron.Im sorry Im late but..."
"I have no time for your poor explinatinos Archie.Might I remined you that proper ladies need proper care and the does not mean showing up at 8:15 dressed in a pajama shirt that says i love Betty!"
SLAM
"Ronnie,lambypie,sweettums just let me explain." Archie moned from the porch steps
"Dont let it get you down Arch,hey look at the bright side maby she passed out from overheating."
"Jug," says Archie "I don't really think that is important right now."
"You have to much stress pal.Your trying to juggle Ronnie is like juggling a hot patato.Oh and by the way did you know your whereing a pink PJ shirt that says i love betty."
"oh this shirt,its just part of the problem."He took off the shirt and threw it on the ground "this is the third time i have been late for Ronnie i can't belive i did it again and...Jug are you listening to me?
Archie looked around Jug was nowhere to be seen the he noticed Pops just across the street "tipical" he said "just tipical"
Archie was right there was Jug ordering something as aways.
"oh my good pal" he exclaimed "you are just in time to share with me"
Pop put the plate in front of them and Jug began to eat
"Hey i thought we were going to share"
"oh we are i'll supply the teeth you supply the cash"
Archie rolled his eyes Pop just laughed.Then siddenly something broke the sound of jugheads chewing."Wah,oh Archie," it was Betty cluching the pink PJ shirt."I cant belive you did this."
"Did what?"
"I made this for you" she said tears welling up "and now i find it on the side of the road in the mud.Boys are so clueless!!"
"thats the second one" said Archie "i may as well go home."
"You could always hibernate for the rest of the year" said Jughead unhelpfully. Archie left Pops and went home to be alone but when he got there Dilton was sitting on the Andrews home`s front steps "Archie, my good man, I thought.." Dilton started "Dilton, I just want to be ALONE" said Archie with great frustration "now Archie," said Dilton "if it`s girls you`re have thouble with then I`ve got the answer"
"you do ?" asked Archie eagerly "yes I do" said Dilton "here!" he handed Archie a Navy Blue cell phone "what`s this" asked Archie as if he didn't think a cell phone would do him much good."This said Dilton "is my newest invention,the Girl-Zilla!"
" the Girl-whata" said Archie " the Girl-zilla! it rings whenever a female is projecting negative energy at you." "GREAT" said Archie "I`ve got a movie date with Ron, oh no I`m going to be late again"
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"Hi Ron, ready to go ?" said Archie cheerfuly "of course" said Ron cooly, apparently she hadn`t forgoten this mornings incident, as they arrived at the movie theater they had little thouble parking, they finlly went in. "Archiekins, you get us some popcorn and soda while I find seats" said Ronnie "okay lambypie..".
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"Archie, the movie`s already started where have you been. I hope you weren`t getting the phone number from the girl passing out sodas" said Ron
"no way, Ron" said Archie but just then a slip of paper fell out of his pocket, Ron caught it "so this is it" she said then the Girl-zilla started going off, RING RING
"Archie, turn off your cell phone" RING RING RING RING "Archie TURN IT OFF" RING RING RING RING the people in front of them turned around and "SSSHHHH"
"Archie you humiliating me!"said Ron in a very mad tone,"lets go!"Ron grabed Archie by the wrist and pulled him out of the theater."Your taking me home, Archibald." to make things worse for Archie it was raining outside. As soon as they got to the lodge Archie said "Ronniekins, look, I was tried of you being mad so Dilton gave me the Girl-zilla. That ringing was you being mad at me" "YOU CAD, HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE WITH MY PERSONAL FEELINGS" yelled Ron after she had gone into the house Archie headed for Betty`s house
=*=
"Betty can I have my PJ shirt back" said Archie to Betty as she opened the door "no" she said cooly "no you can`t" RING RING RINGRING " aww, Bet "Archie what was that ?!?" she cut him off "ThAt......thatwas my...Girl-z zila" "what`s a Girl-zilla" asked Betty firmly "it.....r rings when you`re..m mad at me"
"ARCHIE, that`s RUDE, JUST RUDE" and with that she shut the door.
=*=*=
"DILTON, MY GOOD MAN" Archie said as he stormed into Dilton`s lab "what is it Archie" said Dilton
"you know very well what IT is, HERE" said Archie and he handed Dilton back the Girl-zilla. "what, didn`t it work ?" asked Dilton "yes it WORKED PREFECTLY, THAT`S THE PROBLEM" and with that he marched out of Dilton`s lab hopeing the girl would feel that they treated him to harshly.
THE END

Archie walks into pops and see's that betty and veronica isn't there.
whew.says archie.
whats wrong? pop asks when he see's archie looking glum.
It's just that i planned a date with both betty and veronica..and i totally forgot about the date with betty..and went to the date with ron instead.
well I toke ron to a resteraunt, betty called ron all upset, saying that I stood her up.
I then new ron would be mad at me. ron sayed escuse me one second and went to the bathroom.
she then came back soon afterward and her face was as red as her dress.
ARCHIE ANDREWS YOU PIG!!
what!! Archies crys.
you made a date with ME and BETTY!!!!
hey im sorry! but i did go out with you instead of betty..so its all good right my cookie lambs?
veronica lifts up her purse and hits him with it..im threw with this Archie Andrews!!!! and she storms off.
pop's looks up from cleaning one of his glasses. archie its just a girl, you to will be back together in no time. well..says archie. I'm tired of all of this happening..i mean it really it happens alot. and im alway's in hot water.That's when Dilton came into pops. Hey archie how are you doing? says Dilton. Not good...wait a second..and archie looks at Dilton with a smile. what...? says Dilton. have you made any inventions that could help me? says archie. Well I did just come from creating my invention called girl-zilla. says Dilton. well how does it work? asks Archie. well its a device that resembles a cellphone but actually it notify's you when people of the female persuasion, detects negitve energy from them. awesome that is exactly what i need! exclams Archie. ok here you go. says Dilton. oh and about a couple of weeks come to my lab and tell me how it went. he says. ok i'll do that. says Archie.

The next day..

Archie is walking to Dilton's lab.
hey Archie what are you doing here...and why are you wet? asks Dilton.
it's a long story...and here is your girl-zilla device. says Archie. well what happened? says Dilton.
well ron wouldnt forgive me so i went to betty's house. Archie started.
and betty forgave me but she said i had to treat her to a date. so i agreed. i took her to the fair and we went on a ride called the love boat..we went threw a tunnel and everything and before we came out.. go on! says Dilton.it starts beeping. but it didnt show anything on the screen. so i thought it just made a mistake..then we came out... who else would be there but reggie AND veronica! archie says shaking his head. it turns out reggie and ron where heading to go to a roller coaster and they passed by there. ARCHIE ANDREWS!!! screams veronica. you come and appoligize to me then you go ask betty!?!
archie and betty get out of the boat.
haha you messed up this time carrot top. says reggie with a sneaky grin.
but ron..! says Archie. you mean you tried to appoligize to her first!! when you hurt me not her!! crys betty. then ron and betty pick up some cola and dump it on him. so thats how it happened. says Archie.
but i still have no clue how come that could have happened!! says Dilton in shock. i dont no but the next time you have a new invention...dont let me have it. says Archie. i was going to let you have you but a different one. says Dilton. why a different one? says Archie.
well because that was a test run. says Dilton!

how do i write a story ?

sincerly.lorena

Sorry guys i had 2 repost, they only put on the secomd half of my story
-lilli

Pop handed a sad looking Archie a chocolate milkshake as Dilton Doily
walked into the malt shop.
"Hi Arch. Why the long face?" Dilton asked sitting down on the chair next
to him.
"Betty and Veronica are angry at me. I forgot that I had made a date with
Betty for last night, so I made another date with Ronnie at the same time
which I also forgot, and then I went out with Cheryl," Archie replied
glumly.
"Didn't you explain?" Dilton asked.
"Yes, and I thought they'd be happy that'd I'd told the truth, but Ronnie
had Smithers throw me out, and Betty stomped my foot." Archie rubbed his
throbbing toes.
"Girls are so hard to figure out sometimes! Like this girl in my history
class, Jill Kennedy! I have a huge crush on her, but I can't tell if she
likes me, she's so shy she doesn't talk to anyone but her friends, and none
of them will tell me if she likes me too! Dilton, do you have any ideas in
that big brain of yours to help me?"
"Well Archie, I just so happen to have recently invented a machine to read
people"s minds." Dilton smiled with pride.
"I couldn't do that Dilton, that's an invasion of privacy!" Archie
exclaimed.
"Well it's just an old cell phone that I modified and the keypad still
works, so you type in key words in her thoughts you want to hear and it
searches her thoughts!" Dilton explained, and pulled the cell phone from
his pocket.
"I can call it girl-zilla." He beamed with pride.
" So it displays her thoughts on the screen?" Archie had grabbed the device
from Dilton's hands and was fiddling with it.
"Yes, I have to get home now, but I'll see you at school tomorrow, with the
girl-zilla I'm sure."
"Later Dilton!" Archie called, filled with excitement.

"Hey Jill," Archie held back a giggle as he sat in the desk next to her.
"Oh hi Archie," Jill mumbled. Archie was rapidly typing in key words:
Archie, cute, date, nice, funny, great, restaurant, dinner, and fun.
" So, Jill what do you like to do?"
" I dunno," Jill answered. Words flashed from the phone Archie held under
his desk: In-line skating and hiking is fun.
"I know I like to go in-line skating and I love to hike." Archie smiled as
he tried to get Jill to think they had a lot in common. Jill looked at
Archie.
"Really" Those are my all time favorite activities!"
"You don"t say" What"s your favorite food?" Archie continued to probe
Jill"s mind.
"I'm not sure." More letters flashed across the small screen: My favorite
dinner is probably spaghetti and meatballs.
"I positively adore spaghetti and meatballs." Archie was slowly winning
Jill with his lies.
"What? That's my favorite!" Archie grinned as the final message flashed
across the tiny screen: Wow, Archie is great! He"s cute and nice and the
girls all say he"s funny too, I hope he asks me out on a date.
"So Jill, how would you like to go out for some spaghetti tonight?" Archie
asked.
"Yes! I'd love to!" Jill answered.
"What"s your favorite restaurant?"
"Surprise me!" More words shone one the screen. "That's her favorite
restaurant?" Archie thought, suddenly very confused. " Oh well, as long as
Jill"s happy with me."

"Why am I blindfolded Archie?" Jill asked as Archie led her down the
sidewalk.
"You told me to surprise you, and I know you"ll love this place!"
"Here we are!" Archie removed the blindfold from Jill"s eyes, her smile
huge, anticipating her favorite restaurant. But it quickly faded as she saw
where she was.
"Archie, why are we at Dan E Spaghetti"s Pasta Palace?"
"Isn't this your favorite place to eat?" Archie asked very confused.
"Archie I'm sorry, but I think that this place is the worst place to eat
ever!"
"But the Girl-zilla said you loved it here!"
"What said what?" Now Jill was confused.
"Nothing, nothing. I reserved a table so can you eat here just this once?"
"Fine Archie, fine."

"What will you cute lil' kids have to eat?" asked the waiter dressed in a
rat costume.
"I'll have the-"
"it's okay Jill I'll order for you." Archie punched in his new key words on
the Girl-zilla: Eat, food and yummy.
"I'll have spaghetti and my girlfriend here will have?"Archie looked down
at the phone.
"She'll have a pizza with extra cheese."
"Archie That's it!" I hate cheese, I hate this place and I hate that stupid
rat!" Jill rushed out of the restaurant, leaving Archie alone to stare at
the Girl-zilla.

"Dilton! Your device didn'twork! It worked at first but then it told me
the opposite of what she thought!"
"Oh, well its accuracy depends on how many minutes it has left and I had
lost it.."
"And?"
"I found it with Veronica."

Girl-zilla

By alyscia

archie was at pop's when veronica came stroming in. "ARCHIE ANDEWS WE HAD A DATE TONIGHT"! she screamed. "that was tonight"? he said "YES IT WAS TONIGHT"! she yelled "sorry veronica I forgot". huph she said walked out archie was about to head home when he saw dilton. maybe he can help thought archie. "hey dilton" he said. "oh hey archie" said dilton what's up? archie told him what happened. "I think I can help you archie". dilton said the headed for diltons house when they got there dilton gave archie a cellphone. "uh dilton what do I need a cellphone for"? "it's not a cellphone it's girl-zilla whenever a girl is getting mad at you it will alert you". dilton said "how will it alert me"? archie asked "you'll see". dilton said. the next day archie went over to veronica's house when she came down she said "what do you want"? "look veronica I'm sorry I forgot our date how about we go to pop's tonight". archie said ok archie just don't forget. veronica said she started to hug him but then girl-zilla shocked him OUCH!

Girl-Zilla
Part 2
He looked around but instead of seeing Betty he saw Veronica walking up to him with a sour expression on her face. He gulped. He turned around to find Angela standing beside him. SHe looked angry too.
"Uh-Oh I didn't tell them the day did I?" Archie thought.
He looked up and saw Moose and Midge standing there. Midge was crying and pulling Moose away but he wasn't listening.
"Maybe Betty and Ashley won't show up." He thought hopefully.
But he saw Betty and Ashley standing a few steps away chatting.
He backed away slowly. They hadn't noticed him yet.
"This is the time to get ready for Betty, Veronica, Midge, Ashley, Angela's date!" The phone spoke.
He glared at the phone as he walked to the bathroom away from the girls.
He turned the phone over to find a small antena sticking out.
"So this is a walkie-talkie. Someone's been playing with my brain. It completely slipped my head that I forgot to tell them the dates. They must have thought it was today." He thought angrily, "I would have normally have asked each girl out on a different day. Dumb Girl-Zilla."
"There must be some way to get out of this." He thought, "Maybe if I could just slip to Dilton's house."
He quickly stepped out and ran to the back door. He crashed into Reggie.
"Hey!" Archie cried as he fell back.
Reggie looked surprised and quickly put something away.
"What are YOU doing here?" Reggie asked annoyed.
"Nothing." Archie ran past him to Dilton's house.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
AT DILTON"S HOUSE

"What's up, Archie?" Dilton asked as he came out of his lab.
"Dilton what did you do to the Girl-Zilla?" Archie asked.
"What do you mean?" Dilton asked surprised.
Archie handed him the Girl-Zilla.
Dilton took a quick look at it.
"I'm sorry Arch! But I didn't do that." Dilton replied.
Archie thought of Reggie putting something away.
"Must be another walkie-talkie." He thought angrily.
He ran back to the restaurant as fast as he could. By then Reggie had heard what had happened at Dilton's house and was now half way home.
Archie ran straight into the crowd waiting for him. Reggie had let them on. He had spilt the beans!!
"Archie Andrews! Not only did you ask all of us out on the same day but you arrived late too." Betty screamed.
He looked around. Ahley was almost in tears and Midge was carming her down.
Archie gulped.
"I wish I was a girl. They can easily cry without any fuss!" Archie thought as he looked at Ashley, "Even a kid can say it wasn't my fault but now I have to face the music."
He gulped.
"Guys I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to do this. I asked you all out on seperate days but somehow we got here together." Archie said closing his eyes, "Look here's what happened I asked Dilton to help me with my girl problem and he did creating a Gir-. Creating a kinda device that tells the emotion a girl is feeling and avoiding them. But someone fiddled with that. Someone that is Reggie took my machine and replaced it with a walkie-talkie. From there he controlled my dates and so on...."
Archie opened his eyes.
No one had listened to him! They had all surrounded Ashley.
Tears stung his eyes.
"I can't believe this. I won't cry now and here." He thought wiping his eyes quickly.
He walked away with his hands in his pockets.
In the group of girls.
"Did you see him?" Betty whispered.
"Yeah! He was crying." Angela replied.
Midge and Moose walked away.
"We have to do something." Veronica said, "We know he is telling the truth. Reggie is the culpret."
"I know!" Ashley cried.
"SSSSSSSS" Ashley lowered her voice.
"Great idea!." Betty cried.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
THE NEXT DAY

The day before Archie had gone home and crashed (Not an accident but to sleep!).
He got up finding his mother shaking him hard.
"Get dressed you are invited to Veronica's house." She shook him.
He got up and changed.
He RAN all the way to Veronica's house.
"Awesome! Maybe they forgave me!" Archie thought cheerfully as he entered her house.
Wehen he entered the next room he found himself face to face with Reggie. But unfortunately for Reggie, he was hanging on the chandler (You know the thing put up on the ceiling for decoration.)
"Archie! There you are." Veronica cried, "Hope you like our new decoration piece! I chose it out." Veronica smiled.
THe rest of the girls came out.
"We are treating you to all the icecreams you want Archie-" Betty said.
"For being nasty to you." Angela completed.
Archie smiled.
The girl-zilla didn't work but he won anyway!

The End
Ps. Bad story I KNOW!!

Archie is getting ready for a movie date with Veronica when Betty calls! "Archie would you like to go to the disco after our date?" she asked.
"What date!!??"Archie exclaimed baffled. "our date tonight at 7:50 tonight!" Betty said. "Uhh no Betty." Archie said. He was in trouble. He had a date to go to the movies at 7:50 with Veronica!! He met Veronica at the movies and said " here's some money. Please go buy the tickets." Veronica went to buy the tickets. Betty arrived. "Betty go buy the snacks and here's your ticket.He handed her some money and the tickets and walked away. He then escorted Veronica in the theater and asked her to sit on the left side of the theater. But too late! Betty walked in as Veronica was sitting down.
"Archie what is Veronica doing here? We're on a date!" Betty exclaimed. " Archie WE are supposed to be on a date!" Veronica said furious. " Come on Betty lets go see if Reggie and George are busy tonight." Veronica said.
"Goodbye Archie" Betty said dryly. Betty and Veronica stalked out of the theater.Oh oh Archie thought as he walked home.
On the way he stopped at Dilton's house."Dilton do you have soething to get me on the good side of the girls?" he asked. "What a coincedence!" Dilton exclaimed. "I just in vented "Girl-Zilla" my greatest invention." Dilton said. He took a silver cellphone like thing from his pocket. "Girl-zilla will beep when there is negative energy coming from a chick." Dilton explained. "WOW! Thanks Dilton."Archie thanked Dilton. "Now who should I try it on?" he mused. 'I know i'll start with Veronica and then Betty." he said aloud. He walked up to Veronica but before he could say anything she said" Go away you creep I never want to see you again!!" she shouted. So Archie walked up to Betty and said" Betty would you like to go out with me?" Betty had cooled down and since she loved Archie she said "Okay Archie!" Archie said" I want to make it up to you so I'm going to take you to that new Japaneese restauraunt you wanted to go to.Pick you up at 7:00" when they got to the restauraunt Archie went to the bathroom. But a waiter carrying a pitcher of water ran in to him and Archie got wet. He got back from the bathroom and sat down. But Reggie and Veronica had arrived and sat at the table next to them. Betty and Archie were holding hands when the girl-zilla started beeping but there was nothing on the screen so he ignored it. But after the dinner Betty was getting picked up by her father so he gave her a goodnight kiss at their table. Just like that with no beep Veronica threw her glass of water at Archie and said" You are such a creep!You try to ask me out and then you ask Betty out just to bother me!" Betty suddenly stamped on Archie's foot. "That is so rude!" she exclaimed. Betty,Veronica and Reggie left the restaurant. Archie furious stalked of to Dilton's house. "What;s wrong?" Dilton asked." Your stupid machine dosen't work!" Archie shouted."Well let's see what's wrong" Dilton said as he started opening the girl-zilla. SPLOOSH! Water started spilling out of the god-zilla. "Arch did you spill water on the girl-zilla?" Dilton asked.
"No but a waiter did." Archie replied." That's why it dosen't work Archie it's not waterproof!" Dilton explained.

part 1

Archie had a rough encounter with betty and veronica last night and was upset over it, when dilton asked him about the incident archie said "betty and ron both showed up at the same time when he was out with his pal regina, they did not even let him exlain that it was'nt a date".
Although betty and veronica were over with the incident Archie was'nt, he was quite embarrassed in front of Regina last night.
Seeing Archie all tensed Dilton took archie to his locker and handed him a device which appeared to be a cellphone, archie did not seem impressed at first and asked dilton, "how is a cellphone going to help me", dilton replied "it is not a simple cellphone its a GIRL-ZILLA, archie seemed confused yet interested, dilton explained "this is my latest invention and it will help you detect any negative vibes that a gal gives to you" archie scraching his head was still not clear about the device and said " i still cant get it, how is this thing going to help me out!!"...dilton said "whenever this thing beeps stop fooling around, sort of a red alert for you.......

part two
Later that night archie was taking betty out on an elegant date and somehow had'nt informed veronica knowing that she was supposed to be out with reggie......
Archie went to betty's sharp on time and gave her some flowers and a box of candies, they went to a nice restaurant.
Knowing that he had his GIRL-ZILLA in his pocket he was relaxed...but troubles had not started for archie yet.
Meanwhile in the restaurant the device had encountered a problem and started beeping while archie was kissing betty, this took archie by surprise he backed to attend his device...this happened several times which made archie nervous cause betty seemed in good mood and veronica was nowhere to be seen.
After beeping suddenly five or six times GIRL-ZILLA was at rest and Archie felt relaxed, just then ron walked in with reggie and seeing archie mingling with betty went completly jealous, she walked over to archie and in a bad tone said, "hi archie you seem busy" this time the device never beeped and archie remained calm and went on being all mushy with betty cause he did not want to ignore betty in front of ron, and said "yes i wanted to make up with betty for last night" not realising that ron was getting furious [as the GIRL-ZILLA had'nt beeped this time] archie went on to kissing betty in front of ron, this made veronica mad and she splashed icecream soda over archie.
Archie ended up having another embarrassing night...this time Thanks to GIRL-ZILLA.
The next day at school archie was seen chasing dilton around with GIRL-ZILLA in his hands beeping loudly.

Archie had a date with Veronica and Betty on the same night. He also was going to the baseball game with Jughead.
He really, really wanted to go to the baseball game with Jughead because he asked first and it was because it was the first play off game of the season. You know Archie he is a sucker for girls.
Dilton and Archie we're walking down the street heading to Pop Tates.
" Jeesh Dilt, what am I going to do? I have two dates and I'm going to the baseball game with Jughead."
" Well, why dont you pick the one you want and tell the other two im sorry but i cant."
" Dilton I cant do that Betty and Veronica will be really mad at me."
" ok well I dont know what to do for you then."
" well do you have a gadget."
"Bygolly i think i can make one."
So they rushed back to Dilts lab. Archie watched as Dilton made the gadget.
It was finisehed. I call it the girl-zilla."
" What does it do?"
" It alerts you anytime a girl has a negative attitude towards you."
" o, sweet."
Archie took the gadget then set it down to help Dilton clean up. After they were done cleaning up. He graved the gadget that was suppost to help.
That night he called Betty and told her he wasnt feeling alright.
" Betty, 'cough' Im not feeling that well.
" O I'm sorry to here that well I hope you feel better."
He said the same thing to Veronica.
He called Jug and told him he will be there at 6:00.
That night Betty called Veronica and asked if she would like to go to the baseball game at 6:00.
" I dont like baseball games but it will get us a chance to hang out."
As Archie and Jughead went to the game the gadget started going off.
" O no someone is mad at me."
" Ive got to hide."
He hid but no one came so they just started walking.
Betty and Veronica got there and saw a certain redheaded boy.
They sat there looking mad.
" ARCHIE ANDREWS YOU LIED TO ME." they both said at the exact time.
they looked at each other then noticed they both said the same thing. They got even madder.
They got two things of pop that they squirted on Archie.
Later that day he went to Diltons lab.
"Dilton this gadget doesnt work."
Dilton looked at it then realized."
"Archie thats my cellphone."

After a day of chores Archie was verry tierd and went strait to bed fergetting that he had a date with Veronica. Wen she had arived at Archie's house she rang the dorbell
and wokeup Archie, he came
down the stairs and opend the dor ron saw Archie all dirdy and stinky she was furius and started screaming at Archie. Wen she left (archie was all brused and...)he said to himself that he should get away from the girls for a bit so he went to see Dilton..................

wELL THIS IS MY STORY-
Girl-Zilla
"Woah! That was the best movie ever made! Hey Arch...Remember when Godzilla snatched that girl away! That was so funny!" Jughead laughed as he remembered, "Hey Arch are you even listening to me?"
"Huh?!" Archie looked up, "I'm sorry Jug...I've got so many things on my mind lately I can't get myself to concentrate."
"What's the problem Arch?" Jughead asked curiously.
"Betty and Veronica." Archie groaned, "They've been fighting so much now days."
"It's not your problem." Jughead said as he opened a candybar.
"They have been fighting over ME, Jug." Archie moaned.
"Hey why not ask Dilly for help? I mean he is a genius for problems after all." Jughead smiled,"Hey there's Dilly right now!"
Dilton walked towards them.
"Hey guys! You saw Godzilla?" Dilton asked.
"Yeah!" Archie sighed.
"What's wrong Archie?" Dilton asked concerned.
"Hey Dilton could you do me a favour?" Archie asked.
"Sure but what?" Dilton asked.
"I have a small problem with my luck with the girls." Archie said as he started to walk again.
"Arch...That's it! I've been thinking of something throughout the movie but I couldn't get mind on it properly." Dilton laughed, "I know how to solve your problem."
"Really? Thanks a lot Dilly!" Archie perked up.
"Uh-oh! Here comes Betty and Veronica!" Jughead said looking at the 2 girls.
"Dilly, could you make that a rush job?" Archie asked gulping as he saw the expressions on the girls faces.
"Sure Arch! I'll get right to work." Dilton said.
He walked away.
"Archie! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" Veronica screamed.
"SHE's RIGHT WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN?" Betty cried.
"Umamamama.....With Jug here." Archie stammered.
"Don't pull me into this, Dude!" Jughead said turning away.
"You said you'd take me to a romantic spot on the beach." Betty screamed.
"You told ME that you'd take me to that new restaurant Lez' Royale!" Veronica shreiched.
"I'm sorry girls it slipped out of my mind." Archie gulped.
"On top of that you made a date with this low-life freak." Veronica cried.
"Low-life freak? Try a Rich-spoilt BRAT!" Betty said looking at Veronica with disgust.
Archie took this chance and slipped away. He ran to his house as fast as he could.
~*~*~*~*~*~*
THE NEXT DAY

Archie ran to Dilton's house hoping that he wouldn't be seen by the girls. He finally reached there out of breath.
"Hey Arch!" Dilton shouted out to Archie, "Come around to the back."
Archie followed the instruction and ran to the back.
"Good! How did you like my controlled voice speaker out infront? I made it with so many stuff! I don't know when to begin!" Dilton said scratching his head.
"What about that machine you were going to make for me?" Archie asked reminding Dilton.
"Yeah Yeah!" Dilton said takin out a mobile phone.
"This is no time to make phone calls Dilton!" Archie cried.
"Archie Cool it! This is the machine I was talking about when I called you over." Dilton said, "Here's how it works it tells the emotion of the Girl like when she's sad, happy, angry. I named it the Girl - Zilla."
"COOL!" Archie cried.
"I made it different from your mobile phone because you might get confused. Oh and the Girl - Zilla also tells you when to make a date and when to break it. And reminds you to get ready for a date."
Archie grabbed it.
"Thanks Dil." Archie cried.
"That's it i guess." He said as he turned away, "Once your done with it for the day I would like to know how it went."
Archie nodded then ran off to find the girls.
First he went to Veronica's.
"You have some nerve showing up here asking for a date, Archie." Veronica cried.
"I'm sorry Veronica but please I won't do anything to embaress you." Archie told her.
Veronica sighed.
"Oh alright Archie but if you mess this up you're DEAD!" Veronica replied, "8:00 pm at the new restaurant."
Archie walked out of the house smiling to hinself.
"Now to Betty's." He thought.
~*~*~*~*~*~
AT BETTY"S HOUSE
"Archie! What are you doing here?" Betty asked still sore about the day before, "You had some nerve sneaking away yesterday."
Archie giggled nervously.
"Please come with me tomorrow to the new restaurant." Archie said pulling at his collar.
"Oh ok Archiekins." Betty sighed,
"8:00 pm at the new restaurant"
Archie ran out of the house jumoing with joy.
Suddenly, the Girl - Zilla mobile started beeping.
Archie picked it up.
"Now is the right time to make a date with Veronica."
"I already did that." Archie said smiling.
After a few minutes.
"This is the right time to make a date with Betty."
He smiled again.
~*~*~*~*~*~
AT THE CHOKOLAT SHOP

"This is the right time to ask Midge out."
"Cool!" Archie got up and walked to Midge but he saw Moose sitting next to her.
"This is the right time to ask Angela out."
Archie shrugged and asked Angela to go out with him to the new restaurant at 8:00 pm.
He quickly ordered a soda. Soon Ashley (the NEW girl) joined him.
"This is the right time to ask Ashley out."
He did so. 8:00 pm at the new re
Ashley left with a smile on her face.
"This is the right time to ask Midge out."
Archie looked at Midge again. This time Moose wasn't there.
Taking this chance he asked Midge out to the new restaurant.
~*~*~*~*~*~
AT 8:00 pm AT THE NEW RESTAURANT.

Archie waited out side the restaurant.
He was booked for the week with enough money for gifts and dates.
He now had a gift for Betty. A bracelet with her name on it.
Archie smiled to himself. He looked around and saw.....

TO BE CONTINUED.
I WILL FINISH MY STORY TOMORROW!

"You don"t say" What"s your favorite food?" Archie continued to probe Jill"s mind.
"I"m not sure." More letters flashed across the small screen: My favorite dinner is probably spaghetti and meatballs.
"I positively adore spaghetti and meatballs." Archie was slowly winning Jill with his lies.
"What" That"s my favorite!" Archie grinned as the final message flashed across the tiny screen: Wow, Archie is great! He"s cute and nice and the girls all say he"s funny too, I hope he asks me out on a date.
"So Jill, how would you like to go out for some spaghetti tonight?" Archie asked.
"Yes! I"d love to!" Jill answered.
"What"s your favorite restaurant?"
"Surprise me!" More words shone one the screen. "That"s her favorite restaurant?" Archie thought, suddenly very confused. " Oh well, as long as Jill"s happy with me."

"Why am I blindfolded Archie?" Jill asked as Archie led her down the sidewalk.
"You told me to surprise you, and I know you"ll love this place!"
"Here we are!" Archie removed the blindfold from Jill"s eyes, her smile huge, anticipating her favorite restaurant. But it quickly faded as she saw where she was.
"Archie, why are we at Dan E Spaghetti"s Pasta Palace?"
"Isn"t this your favorite place to eat?" Archie asked very confused.
"Archie I"m sorry, but I think that this place is the worst place to eat ever!"
"But the Girl-zilla said you loved it here!"
"What said what?" Now Jill was confused.
"Nothing, nothing. I reserved a table so can you eat here just this once?"
"Fine Archie, fine."

"What will you cute lil" kids have to eat?" asked the waiter dressed in a rat costume.
"I"ll have the-"
"It"s okay Jill I"ll order for you." Archie punched in his new key words on the Girl-zilla: Eat, food and yummy.
"I"ll have spaghetti and my girlfriend here will have?"Archie looked down at the phone.
"She"ll have a pizza with extra cheese."
"Archie that"s it!" I hate cheese, I hate this place and I hate that stupid rat!" Jill rushed out of the restaurant, leaving Archie alone to stare at the Girl-zilla.

"Dilton! Your device didn"t work! It worked at first but then it told me the opposite of what she thought!"
"Oh, well its accuracy depends on how many minutes it has left and I had lost it.."
"And?"
"I found it with Veronica."

Girl-Zilla!

"Archie!Why we're you out with betty friday night?We were suppose to go to the movies to see dream pearls!" Veronica said.
"Um well i uh." said archie.
"Look Archie!I'm just as important as Betty Cooper but you treat me like nothing!I don't ever want to talk to you again!" Yelled Veronica.
(A day later)
"Archie!We were suppose to go to pop tate's yesterday night!What happened?"Yelled Betty.
"Well something came up!"explained Archie.
"You mean Veronica?"Yelled Betty."Archie I'm tired of you blowing me off for Veronica Lodge!1 day you're gonna have to choose!"
(an hour later)
"I'm tired of getting in hot water with the girls!I wish there was some way to just stop it all!Hey!I'll go see my pal Dilton!"
(At Dilton's Lab)
"Hiya Arch!Just wait there.I'm working on my latest invention!"Exclaimed Dilton.
"Really?It looks just like a cell-pphone"Laughed Archie.
"Oh!That's where your wrong my good man!This little device is known as girl-zilla!"Said Dilton.
"Really?What does it do?"Asked Arch.
"Are you ready?This little thing alerts you anytime negative energy comes on from the female kind!"Dilton said.
"DILT MY GOOD MAN!This might be just what I'm looking for!"Exclaimed Archie."I'm tired of getting in hot water with the girls.Will this device help?"
"Percisely.But it won't only work for Ronnie and ol' Bets!"Said Dilton.
"I'll take it!"Yelled Archie.
"Ok Archie!I'll test it with you!"Dilton Said.
"Bye Dilt!"Said Archie as he left.
( 1 Week Later)
"Beep! Beep! Beep!"Beeped the cell phone.
"Eeep!Trouble lurking!Who is it?Bets?Rons?"
"Hey,Carrot Top!I'd like a word with you!"Screamed Reggie.
"Wait!It was suppose to beep when it was female danger!"Thought Archie.
"I don't like the way you put a clown for my face in your newspaper!"Yelled Reggie.
"Uh heya Reg!:Gulp:uh sorry about that!I can change it!I hope."Whispered Archie.
"Well you're gonna need it!Say your prayers carrot top!"Yelled Reggie as he punched Archie.
(After)
"Well I'll be!Maybe it mistaked Reggie for a girl!Haha ha!A cell phone has jokes!Here comes ronnie and it's not beeping!I guess this means i don't have to go and hide!"Exclaimed Archie.
"Archie Andrews I'll be!How could you take advantage of me and Betty like that?"Yelled Veronica as Betty walked up.
"Yea!I can't believe he blew us off for one another"screamed Betty.
"Oh no!Maybe another Malfunction?I hope no soda got on it at pop's!"Thought Archie.
"Archie Is the one we should be mad at!Not each other!I can't believe the nerve of some people!'Yelled Veronica.
"Veronnie Pie!Betty butter cup!It was a misunderstanding!My schedual is unorganized!"said Archie.
"Well Archiekeins.....THAT'S A LAME EXCUSE!Come on ron!Together we'll fight off creeps like a Archie!"Yelled Betty then they left.
"Ok!That was a bust.Maybe another mistake.One more and it's back to the lab!"thought Arch.
"Beep!Beep!BEEP!"Beeped the phone.
"Trouble!Please be a girl please be a girl!"said Archie.
"Duh who said you could study with my midge?"screamed Moose.
"Oh my man moose you got it all worng!I don't like your girl!Actually no one does!You just beat people up so they can't explain it!"yelled Archie.
"Duh you made a big mistake!"Said Moose.
"And why is that?"Asked Archie.
(Moose punched arch in the eye)
"That's why!"Answered moose.
"Ok back to the lab with you!"Thought archie"
(Back at Dilton's lab)
"Wow Archie.I didn't think it would beep when a male came!That was quite a story!Well i guess my girl-zilla device isn't ready for the world yet"Cried Dilton.
"Yeah Dilt!Thanks anyway.THROW THAT THING AWAY!"Yelled Archie.
(Archie walked away outside from dilton's lab)
"Ok.Archie notes!Never ever borrow inventions from dilton again!"thought archie.

The End!

Girl-Zilla

it was a satrday and Archie Andrews slumped on his living room couch with his video game on plause when Jughead slammed the door to the Andrews home and yelled "ARCH", "inhere" mumbled Archie, "oh" said Jughead as he walked into the room " and whats put you down in the dumps" "GIRLS" Archie yelled with frustration and with that he jumped up grabbed Jughead`s wrist stomped out the door "wait"said jughead pulling his wrist out of Archie hold "wait, by girls I suppose you mean betty and ronnie" "of course" said Archie " now lets go to pops" "fine!!" said Jughead. Now he was pulling Archie.
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Jughead pushed open door pops and the first he and Arch saw was Dilton, "hey" said Arch as if he had bean struck by something "thats my answer" "what" said Jughead " food or Dilton" "Dilton. of course""what about me"said Dilton
"Dilly, you`ve just got to help m.." "if its betty and veronica you need help with I`ve got the answer"said Dilton as he pulled out a cell phone "who are you calling" asked Arch " nobody, this is for you" said Dilton as he hand Archie the cell phone
"I call it girl-zilla, it rings whenever negative energy directed at you from a female but.."
"great" said Arch as he ran out of pops and
got into his car.
he headed
to
the lodge mansion with Girl-zilla in his pocket. " master Archibald to see you miss lodge" reported smithers to veronica as she came dowm the sairs "very well" said ron "Archiekins, lets go" "do we have to"
" of course we do, don`t you want to see the movie"
"no" " well then I`ll just get Reggie to take" said Ron as she picked up the phone "NO,RON thats not what i ment" Archie was very frustrated, right then his Girl-zilla started
ringing, " all right Archiekins" said veronica in a very loving way and so they headed for the Movies." you can find us seats while I get popcorn"said Arch "O.K." said ron. as he was coming back with the popcorn betty came up to him and said "I`m ready for our date " "what`s she doing" yelled ron"i was just come out to see if you were coming and it looks like you`re not " with you`re here with her, but i called you but you didn`t answer so i left you a text message
about meeting you at the movies" they both stomped away in a huff. "Archie, ARCHIE"cried Dilton as he ran up to Archie and grabbed the Girl-zilla.opening it up and flicking a swich " you have to flick that swich or the girl- zilla is just a cell phone

THE END

After Dilton had given Archie the Girl-zilla, Archie went walking around Riverdale, trying out his new gadget. Suddenly he remembered he
had promised a date with Betty that night, but also asked Cheryl Blossom out that night to the same restaurant. "At least my Girl-Zilla
will help me keep out of trouble." Archie thought to himself. Later that night, Archie sat at a table with Betty. He rubbed his hands together nervously as he waited for Cheryl to show up.
"Archie," Betty said curiously, "Are you okay? You seem troubled." As these words came out of Betty's lips, Cheryl Blossom stormed over to Archie's
table and planted her hands on her hips. "Archie Andrews! What is this blondie doing here!?" Cheryl bellowed. Archie waited for his Girl-zilla
to ring, but it remained silent. "Archie, what is Cheryl doing here??!!" Betty said, glaring at the helpless Archie. Both girls glowered at him. Suddenly,
Archie heard a ring, but it wasn't his Girl-Zilla. It was his regular cell phone. The call was from Veronica. "H-hello?" Archie said into the cell phone.
"ARCHIE ANDREWS! YOU ARE SO LATE! WHERE ARE YOU!?YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP HALF AN HOUR AGO!" Veronica screamed.
"Wrong number!!" Archie said into the phone, making his voice sound chirpy and high. Then he shut the phone. How could he forget about his movie date with Ronnie.
He still waited for his Girl-Zilla to ring, but it didn't. Archie looked up into the angry faces of Betty and Cheryl Blossom. "I um..I..." he stammered. Cheryl grabbed the bowl of chicken soup
in front of her and dumped on Archie. "Was the chicken soup hot? Here is something to cool you off!" Betty then threw her ice cream at Archie.
Later, Archie stormed into Dilton's lab.
"Dilton!!"
"Yes?"
"This Girl-Zilla doesn't work at all!" Archie yelled.
Dilton took the Girl-Zilla and looked it over.
"Um, Arch, you didn't turn it on!" Dilton said, but Archie had already went home to wash off the chicken soup and ice cream on him.

Archie was having his usual problems with girls. After having just been thrown out of Veronica's house, Archie decided to go to Dilton for help. "Hey Arch, what's up?" Dilton asked when Archie showed up at his lab. "I was wondering if you have anything that could help me with my girl problems, Dilt." Archie said. "In fact, I just completed an invention I call the Girl-Zilla. It looks like a cell phone, but will alert you any time a girl directs negative energy at you. I was going to ask you if you'd take it for a test drive." Dilton explained to Archie. "Hey, cool! I'd love to take it for a spin!" Archie exclaimed. So Archie went to Pop's with the Girl-Zilla. Soon, Veronica stormed in and the Girl-Zilla beeped. But Veronica started shouting at Reggie. That doesn't make sense, Archie thought, and whipped out the Girl-Zilla. Words started appearing on the screen. This planet appears interesting, read Archie. "Huh?" Archie said to himself. Just then Raj came in and sat down next to Archie. "Hey, what kind of phone is that, Arch?" he asked. "A negativity device that appears to be malfunctioning." Archie replied. "Oh," Raj said. "I don't know if this is real, but those words look like transmissions on alien ships." Prepare for landing in Riverdale, said the Girl-Zilla. "Yikes! Let's go outside!" shouted Archie. Outside, Archie and the gang watched as a bleeping UFO landed in Picken's Park. It was followed by smaller ships. Dilton ran up to Archie. "Hey Arch, my alien transmission reciever has been getting no readings. So I looked inside and I discovered that I wired it to detect girls coming. Yours got wired to detect alien transmissions. Sorry. Anyways, I'm going to interview the aliens. Bye!"

Everyone, ignore some of the question marks in my story. They're supposed to be replaced with ...'s or !'s, etc.
-Pureheart the Powerful

Girl-Zilla
By: Pureheart the Powerful

Archie was at Pop's with Veronica, when all of a sudden, Betty slammed the doors open and marched towards the both of them.
"Archie Andrews! You had a date with me!" Betty shouted waving her arms around.
Veronica was so furious that her hair literally started to catch on fire.
"Stay away you frumpy blonde!" Veronica yelled.
"Why don't you? You spoiled brat?!" screamed Betty glaring at Veronica.
"In your dreams!" she yelled back.
Archie got up and tried to stop them, but they shoved him aside angrily.
"Stop it you two! I'm sick of you girls fighting with each-other!" Archie shouted.
"Then dump her!" both Ron and Bets demanded.
Archie had nothing to say. But before anything could get worse, Archie walked out of Pop Tate's and bumped into Jug.
"Oh, hey, Jug" Archie said gloomily.
"Did something happen with Betty and Veronica?" Jug asked.
"Yeah, how'd you know?" Archie replied.
"I thought I heard a volcanic eruption, but it was Betty and Veronica yelling," Jughead laughed, "That's one big fight they're having!"
"Tell me about it!" Archie sighed, "I had a date with Betty and Veronica at the same time and same place- it's so hard to say no to them."
Jughead looked around and said, "I got a solution to all your problems, pal."
"If it's food, then I CAN easily say no to that, Jug," Archie said.
"Dilton," he said, "He can make some sort of crazy invention for you!" Jughead explained.
"Hey, Jug, that's a great idea!" Archie smiled as he jumped with joy, "Come on! Let's go to him right now!"
But before Archie could run from the two explosive girls, Betty and Veronica grabbed his arm.
"Oh, no you don't!" Betty said angrily. "And where are you off too?"
Archie panicked and tried to think of an excuse.
"Er, uhh, I forgot to do my homework!" Archie stuttered.
"Archie, it's summer vacation you nut!" Veronica said stomping her foot down. "Let me make it clear: Where are you off to?"
"Umm, I'm getting presents for you guys!" Archie said forcing a smile.
"Ooh! Presents! What kind?" Veronica and Betty asked curiously.
"Er, It's a surprise?" Archie continued.
"Well, if that's what you're getting, then run along," Betty giggled. As soon as Betty finished talking, the two girls scurried off.
"Boy, am I glad that's over!" Jughead gasped. "Let's leave now!"
"Okay, and to Dilton's Lab we'll go!" Archie said running.
Archie and Jughead arrived at Dilton's Lab and Archie knocked on his door.
"Gee, where is he? Do you think he left?" Archie asked.
"I doubt it. He never leaves his Bunsen burners." Jughead yawned.
Jughead knocked on Ditlon's Lab door twenty times non-stop.
"We'll knock on his door so many times that it'll knock him over!" Archie laughed.
Jughead, who was not amused by Archie's corny joke, was about to knock on his door again. But before he knocked on the door, Dilton opened it.
"Hey, Archie and Jughead! What brings you two here?" Dilton asked while adjusting his glasses.
"I need your help, Dilton. I need you to invent something for me!" Archie explained.
"Okay, sure. Come on in." Dilton replied.
Archie and Jughead walked into Dilton's Lab and looked around.
"So, what's the thing you want me to invent, Archie??" Dilton asked.
"Well, I'm not exactly sure. But I need you to help me." Archie said, " I'm tired of Betty and Veronica getting mad at me wherever I go. On a date, to the movies, at school -------you get the point! It's driving me nuts!"
"Let me think for a second" Dilton said.
Dilton sat down and began to write his thoughts down onto a piece of paper.
"Archie, may I see your cell-phone please?" Dilton asked.
"Sure, no problem." Archie replied handing his cell-phone to Dilton.
Dilton examined his cell-phone and continued writing. Then, he began to create his invention. He created another cell-phone, just like Archie's, and put it aside next to his sheet of paper. A few minutes later, Dilton jumped up and said, "I got it, Archie! I created my new invention!" Then, he walked away from his desk and said, "It's finished!"
"Really? What is it? Let me see it!" Archie asked in excitement.
"Okay, let me go get it" Dilton replied. Dilton walked to his desk and grabbed the cell-phone.
"I call it: 'Girl-Zilla!" Dilton said raising his finger up.
"That's Veronica's middle name," Jughead laughed.
Archie scratched his head, "That's just a cell-phone, Dilton.."
"Ah, yes. But not like any other ordinary cell-phone! Dilton explained. "This cell-phone can detect any negative energy directed at you from people of the female persuasion."
"So, how does it alert me?" Archie asked.
"Simple, you just choose a ring-tone for it and it'll ring whenever it detects any negative energy! And I also made it unable to receive any calls so that you won't get confused if it's detecting the negative energy or not! " answered Dilton.
"Groovy! Thanks, Dilton!" thanked Archie. Archie grabbed the cell-phone and ran towards the door.
"No, problem. Just tell me if there's any confusion going on with the device!" Dilton said. "Oh, you almost forgot your original cell-phone, Archie!"
"That's okay, Dilton! I'll pick it up later, I gotta' go find the girls!" (Archie)
Archie and Jughead ran out of his lab then Jughead said, "Hey, Archie. What are the presents that you're going to get them?"
"Golly! I forgot!" Archie gasped. "What should I do?"
"That's your problem, and you can keep it, buddy!" Jughead replied.
"Thanks a bunch," Archie said sarcastically.
Then a light-bulb appeared on top of Archie's head.
Archie smiled, "I got an idea! I'll be the present! Me, myself and I!"
Archie ran off to find Betty and Veronica leaving Jughead behind.
"Groan and me, myself, and I are hungry!" Jughead said walking along.
Archie ran to the Lodge mansion first.
Smithers opened the door and said, "Miss. Veronica Lodge, the nut of yours has arrived."
Veronica ran down stairs to Archie.
"Ooh, is this about the present?" Veronica asked.
"Yeah! I brought you the most handsome guy that anyone could find!" Archie replied.
"Oooh, Where is he?" Veronica asked.
Archie slapped his fore-head. "It's me! And I wanted to ask you if you wanted to go out on a date with me at Pop's, 8:00."
Veronica just looked at Archie and his cell-phone began to ring the tune of Sugar Sugar.
"Uh oh," Archie thought, "My cell-phone's detecting negative energy - I'd better run!"
But before Archie could run, Veronica kissed Archie and said, "Oh, Archie! That is SO sweet of you!"
"Huh?" Archie thought. "That's not right - maybe she's hiding her anger inside!"
Veronica continued, "Pick me up at 8:00 ( P.M) sharp, Archiekins. I'll see you until then!"
"Er, okay, Ronnie! Bye!" Archie replied.
"Gee Wiz" Archie thought looking at his cell-phone. "I'd better give her the best time of her life. If this cell-phone says she's angry, then SHE'S angry."
As Archie was getting ready in his room, he looked at his watch.
"7:58!," Archie shouted, "Just a few minutes late, and Ronnie will really explode!"
Archie ran down stairs as fast as he could, as if Jughead would, if he saw food. He jumped into his old jalopy and headed towards the Lodge mansion. As soon as he arrived, he jumped out of his car and ran towards the door.
Archie looked at his watch. "8:01...I'm too late" He rang the glossy doorbell and Veronica opened the door.
"Archie! You are SO late, where were you?" Veronica yelled. "Huh?!"
"I, well, you see, Ronnie. I was getting ready, and-and, uhh?" Archie stuttered.
"Stop stuttering! Let's just leave" Veronica said rolling her eyes.
"Stupid cell-phone - it's supposed to ring!" Archie yelled in his head.
While Archie was driving, he handed Veronica a big-box of chocolates.
"This is for you, Ron," Archie said anxiously.
"Oh, thank you so much, Archie! I'm sorry that I got mad at you!" Veronica replied as she received her gift.
Archie's cell-phone rang again.
"Er, Ronnie?" Archie gulped.
"Yes, Archiekins?" Veronica replied.
"You're not a bit angry at me right? I mean your not hiding any anger towards me, are you?" Archie asked slowly.
"Why, no, Archie. Why do you ask," Veronica asked curiously.
"Oh, nothing" Archie replied.
Soon, they both arrived at Pop's and sat down in the back-booth.
Glancing at the smooth menu, Veronica said, "I'll order a burger with fries as the side-dish, how about you, Archie?"
"Oh, um, I'll get the same," Archie smiled.
Pop's took their order and said, "I'll bring you your dinner soon, I've got other customers waiting"
Then, Archie's cell-phone began to ring again.
"Archie, who keeps on calling you?" Veronica asked.
Archie looked at his cell-phone, "Oh, nobody. It's probab----"
"Here's your food!" Pop's interrupted.
"Thanks, Pop!" Archie said thanking him.
"You're welcome, Archie! Today, I'm giving everyone FREE malts! And here are two malts for you two love-birds!" Pop's continued.
"Thanks again, Pop!" Archie said thanking him again.
"Please turn your cell-phone off before it gets on my nerves, Archie," Veronica sighed.
"Sure." Archie replied.
Archie took a look at his cell-phone and pretended to turn it off.
"Okay, all done," Archie said.
"Much better." Veronica replied. "Well, anyway, I was going shopping and I saw this gorgeous dress---"
RING! RING! Archie's cell-phone rang.
Veronica looked at Archie and continued, "Anyway, it was black and white and I was going----"
RING! RING! His cell-phone rang again.
Veronica glared at Archie and shouted, "ARCHIE! I TOLD YOU TO TURN OFF YOUR STUPID PHONE!"
"Let me check again, sorry!" Archie gasped. "Stupid phone. I'll let Moose break it before it breaks Veronica's temperament !" Archie thought as he (really) turned off his cell-phone.
"Okay, it's all done," Archie replied.
"Finally, geez - why don't you throw it away??!" Veronica sighed.
"Maybe I should 'CELL' it!" Archie laughed. "Get it?"
Veronica rolled her eyes after hearing Archie's joke.
"Yes, Archie, I get it" Veronica replied.
They both ate as Veronica was talking about her shopping-madness. As soon as they were done, Veronica said, "We had such a lovely time, Archie."
"Yeah, I know," replied Archie. "We had a great time."
"Well, it's getting late, I'd better go," Veronica said.
Archie looked at his wallet.
"Are you looking at those beautiful pictures of ME that you put in there, Archie?" Veronica asked.
"Gulp! No! I'm looking at how empty it is!" Archie panicked.
"WHAT!?" Veronica shouted.
"I'm sorry, Ronnie! But it's empty!" Archie gasped.
"YEAH, AND IT'S AS EMPTY AS YOUR HEAD!" Veronica yelled.
Then, to make the situation worse, Betty slammed the doors open again.
"Oh, no - it's just like a replay" Archie sighed.
"Archie, I was about to forgive you, until now!" Betty yelled.
Archie rubbed his neck, "I'm sorry, it's just that I had a date with Veronica! I was going---"
"I don't care about your dates!" Betty shouted as she slammed her hand on the table.
"You don't?" Archie asked.
"Well, I do, but not at this minute!" Betty growled.
Archie looked around, "Then why are you so mad at me again?"
Betty grabbed her cell-phone and put it right in front of Archie's face and said, "I called you a million times! And you didn't pick up! Then I called again, and then you turned off your cell-phone!"
Betty shoved her cell-phone back into her purse.
"What are you trying to do?! IGNORE me? Why don't you want to talk to me anymore?!"
Archie immediately said, "I do want to talk, I'm really----"
"Archie, why are you so mean to US!?" Veronica and Betty both yelled interrupting him.
But before Archie could say another word, they both dumped the two malts on him and stomped their way out of Pop Tate's.
By the time Archie got up, Dilton, walked into Pop Tate's for a malt.
"Archie! I'm glad you're here! I brought you your cell-phone!" (Dilton)
"No, that's the Girl-Zilla cell-phone, and keep it! -----You handed me my original cell-phone!" A