You guys crack me up. If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to insult me. But, alas, I DO know my fans – and you LOVE ME! It’s okay, you can admit it. Now, how many copies of my new book would you like? Remember, you’ll need to order enough for your family and friends – gotta share the joy that IS ME!!!
Now, about the RP. I gotta tell ya, I DO NOT KNOW WHO IT IS. I have snooped, questioned and sneaked my way all over Riverdale trying to catch the culprit red-handed, but the RP is always one step ahead of me.
I actually built a spreadsheet, entered each prank and its victim and tracked the position of everyone else at the time of the incident. In every single case, EVERYONE had an alibi! The April Fool’s computer hacking incident leads me to believe that the RP must be techno-savvy, so I have narrowed my list down to 2 primary suspects:
Dilton and
Patty, our Beloved Fairy Blogmother
This isn’t the first time their names have come up. So, assuming it IS one OR BOTH of them, how do I go about proving it?
Reg
Comments (27)
k omigosh mystery girl that was sooo rude to what you said to fan. Just because he/she is new doesn't give you the right to be a bully.
Posted by Blackcat | April 26, 2008 10:07 AM
Posted on April 26, 2008 10:07
Reggie you are in LOVE with.... Yourself! Idon't think Patty did it,Reggie. P.S. To whoever name's "FAN", you are new to this website right? or are you in LOVE with Dilton?
Posted by Mystery Girl | April 11, 2008 8:10 PM
Posted on April 11, 2008 20:10
THE RP IS PATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by fan | April 8, 2008 11:24 AM
Posted on April 8, 2008 11:24
You can do better than that.
Where are the comic books that star YOU? How about digest books with YOUR name as the title?
No, wait. Your head will get so fat it'll need to go on diet, even though we fans will always love you.^_^
Posted by Becca | April 7, 2008 12:40 PM
Posted on April 7, 2008 12:40
Hey Reg,
You're so full of yourself, you make the comic book fun. And by the way, Dil's the computer geek so it has to be him, I mean, you would be angry if you don't get off with girls as well as you, but Archie is STILL!!! better.
Posted by Snooper | April 6, 2008 10:28 PM
Posted on April 6, 2008 22:28
Ok reg usually i dont post in your blog but I think it is neccassary to tell you how rude it is to accuse patty!!!!! She works so hard to post our comments and to get all of these blogs going! Shame on you!
Luv,
Cinnamon Apple:)
Posted by Cinnamon Apple | April 6, 2008 8:14 AM
Posted on April 6, 2008 08:14
Recalling last time that yopu said Dilton did not do anything. As for Patty, why would she make a mess of herself?
Posted by zachlee | April 5, 2008 10:13 PM
Posted on April 5, 2008 22:13
I'm sorry that I offended you,rockstar,but,I just know that Patty is,well,not exactly Reggie's biggest fan,if you catch my drift.
Posted by animalgurl | April 5, 2008 1:39 PM
Posted on April 5, 2008 13:39
reggie dilton frankly is too sweet to do it, i don't know much about patty. but i'm relivly certain a few teachers could do it check there alibi. ps i don't want to read any book thats all about a guy looking in mirrors and playing mean pranks on nice people. switch your attide around mr.ego-tripper!
Posted by Rachel | April 5, 2008 12:04 PM
Posted on April 5, 2008 12:04
No, they are both too nice to be the riverdale prankster! Its probably none of them.
Posted by ArchieComicz | April 5, 2008 2:13 AM
Posted on April 5, 2008 02:13
I don't think its patty, i think its dilton, or maybe sabrina, i mean, she has pulled a couple pranks on you, but i'm thinking more towards dilton.
Posted by Julia VP | April 4, 2008 7:55 PM
Posted on April 4, 2008 19:55
How can you accuse Patty? That's so unfair! She MADE this blog for you, and now you're using it accuse her of something she would never do. I think you owe Patty a HUGE apology.
*Rockstar*
Posted by *Rockstar* | April 4, 2008 7:23 PM
Posted on April 4, 2008 19:23
No offense Patty,but,I think it is you...
Posted by animalgurl | April 4, 2008 4:44 PM
Posted on April 4, 2008 16:44
I do not think that Patty would do that, but to catch the RP you should set up the prefect prank then secretly be hiding somewhere there and then take a picture of the person and cach them in the act.
Love, Crystal
Posted by Crystal | April 4, 2008 4:00 PM
Posted on April 4, 2008 16:00
Reggie, I really don`t think Patty would do something that unethical. And what would Dilton and Patty have to gain from pranking everyone?
I think I present a very interesting point if I do say so myself!
Aurora
Posted by Aurora | April 4, 2008 3:15 PM
Posted on April 4, 2008 15:15
Thanks Dalton!! I'm glad you believe in me. :)
Patty - Your Fairy Blogmother
Posted by Patty | April 4, 2008 2:31 PM
Posted on April 4, 2008 14:31
Blackcat really ? I just
loooooove to read Nancy Drew
books , but you solved a
mystery ? WoW !!
Bailey Rose
Posted by Bailey Rose | April 4, 2008 2:30 PM
Posted on April 4, 2008 14:30
Dilton would not do something
like that ! Patty mite do
something like that !
Well Reg I hope you find
who did it :) ~ Bailey Rose
2??2?
Posted by Bailey Rose | April 4, 2008 2:28 PM
Posted on April 4, 2008 14:28
Boy Reg,I don't think Patty would ever do that to us.And don't think you can't get off so easy like that because you pull pranks on EVERYBODY.So your also a suspect.I think it was Dilten or you Reg.Sorry but,it's just bussines.
~Dalton~
Posted by Dalton | April 4, 2008 10:22 AM
Posted on April 4, 2008 10:22
It's brilliant Reggiekins! You're so smart and logical! And yes I DO LOVE YOU! I would like 5 copies of your book please.
Posted by animalgurl | April 4, 2008 10:04 AM
Posted on April 4, 2008 10:04
IT CAN'T BE EITHER OF THEM!!!
Posted by PHEMY | April 4, 2008 4:32 AM
Posted on April 4, 2008 04:32
I agree with bluethetenth. IT's probably a teacher trying to sort you guys out, or maybe it's an innocent person who just keeps messing up by accident... hehe, doubt it, but that's still a possibility!
Posted by Lee | April 4, 2008 12:58 AM
Posted on April 4, 2008 00:58
i would read your book reg! :)
hmmm...as for the trp, did you ever think of the possibility of more than 1 person, like maybe a few ppl are pranking so you can't track them down. in fact, one (or more) of the victims could be involved in the prank to throw you off. (i wouldn't be surprised). as for your two suspects, i kind of agree. sorry patty, it's always the one you least suspect...which is another reason why i keep thinking betty might be.
unless...GASP it IS you and your just playing a really big trick on everyone and acting "innocent"
lol...jk reg. i don't think it's you...but still.
Posted by Michelle | April 3, 2008 9:47 PM
Posted on April 3, 2008 21:47
Gee, I can't believe Patty would do it. Dilton might be looking for attention...Heeeey, are there any new kids in school! Please tell me on your blog!! Maybe one of them it the culprit!
Posted by Noodle | April 3, 2008 5:59 PM
Posted on April 3, 2008 17:59
you can't. patty could close your blog, and diltion has sabreana- hey! sabreana could! sh'es a wich and shes probally still mad at you, for that incident, i forget what... maby it's her!!!! or her and diltion!
Posted by LG | April 3, 2008 5:03 PM
Posted on April 3, 2008 17:03
Ok, you are just a LITTLE full of yourself. (sarcasm) No, not everyone likes you. Have you thought of a teacher? They would know computers. Duh! they could SO be the Riverdale Prankster.
Posted by Bluethetenth | April 3, 2008 4:21 PM
Posted on April 3, 2008 16:21
Reggie. Remember Nancy Drew? Try finding a book that shows you how to lift fingerprints. Then go track down the computer and use your fingerprint lifting skills. I should know. I solved a mystery here in Canada that had to do about my school. It did work. give it a try.
Posted by Blackcat | April 3, 2008 11:41 AM
Posted on April 3, 2008 11:41