Reginald's Corner

You guys crack me up. If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to insult me. But, alas, I DO know my fans – and you LOVE ME! It’s okay, you can admit it. Now, how many copies of my new book would you like? Remember, you’ll need to order enough for your family and friends – gotta share the joy that IS ME!!!

Now, about the RP. I gotta tell ya, I DO NOT KNOW WHO IT IS. I have snooped, questioned and sneaked my way all over Riverdale trying to catch the culprit red-handed, but the RP is always one step ahead of me.

I actually built a spreadsheet, entered each prank and its victim and tracked the position of everyone else at the time of the incident. In every single case, EVERYONE had an alibi! The April Fool’s computer hacking incident leads me to believe that the RP must be techno-savvy, so I have narrowed my list down to 2 primary suspects:

1. Dilton and

2. Patty, our Beloved Fairy Blogmother

This isn’t the first time their names have come up. So, assuming it IS one OR BOTH of them, how do I go about proving it?

Reg

I've been gettin' some great Fan Mail on the AC website. (My fans write to me EVERYWHERE!) Thought you might like to read it. Click here. The One, The Only REG

The Bee crashed the party. And I was really hoping we’d have a food fight today. The Bee acted just like a principal and said we had to put all the hurt feelings behind us because we’re supposed to be concentrating on tests this week.

But you know what I think? I think The Bee has forgotten what it’s like to be young. Too bad.

Oh well – there’s always tomorrow.

The Reg

P.S. Girls ARE dumb.

Oooh, I’m scared. LOL

You’re GIRLS! It’ll take you 3 months to decide what to do!

I’ll be waitin’.

Reg

Today was a long day at school. I was nice to everybody – mostly of the female persuasion. My fingers are still sore from all the rose thorns; why doesn’t somebody make thornless roses?

Anyway, looks like the old Mantle charm worked its magic on another damsel. Veronica passed me in the hall today and gave me a funny look. I said “hi” but she just hurried on by. Then I caught her staring at me during Professor Flutesnoot’s class. And she watched me all through lunch too.

Finally, she’s seen the light. Good-bye Archie. Hello Reg! I think I’ll ask her out.

Reg