Reginald's Corner

We went to school today. Was everything back to normal? No way. Basically, there are just trails shoveled around town to walk through and drive on. I think we got about 18” of snow in Riverdale since Monday night.

So, as I was walking into school, I saw poor Svenson – who has been old since, forever – trying to shovel a path between the cafeteria and the science lab. He looked pooped. So, I organized a shovel brigade – about 50 guys who volunteered to help Svenson between classes and during study hall. He was so happy. Warmed my heart.

Did I actually shovel? Nooooo, I organized; that’s important too. Besides, shoveling is a poor use of my skill set.

Reg

Greetings, adoring fans.

I know, I haven’t posted in a few days. I’ve been busy doing a good deed for an injured friend. Pop Tate’s Cousin got hurt and so several of us pitched in to help him this weekend. If you’ve never offered to help someone in their hour of need, I encourage you to do so. It will warm your heart.

(Also, girls love the Easter Bunny. You cannot believe how many babes want to have their picture taken with a fuzzy white rabbit! Unbelievable! I haven’t gotten this many phone numbers since that time I borrowed a puppy from my neighbor and carried it around at the fair!)

So, get well Pop’s Cousin – whatever your name is. We’re there for ya!

The Reg

We all know that Veronica's birthday is next Wednesday. Well, apparently I am the LAST person at Riverdale High to find out she's going to spend it in New York - NOT Riverdale. That kinda ruined my birthday surprise, so I'll have to go with Plan B.

What is Plan B? I'll let you know when I figure it out.

The Reg

Patty, your Fairy Blogmother here. I told Reggie I’d put a post on his blog letting you know what he’s up to. Reggie, Archie and Jughead left this morning for NYC.

Apparently, Reggie planned to go by himself, but Mr. Mantle said he couldn’t. Reg didn’t look too happy about his traveling companions; you should have seen them! Archie was changing tunes every 2 seconds and Jughead was eating chips – and getting them all over the back seat of Reggie’s car! LOL

I have NO idea what Betty and Veronica will think when they show up unannounced… but I bet it’ll be fun.

Stay tuned –

Patty

That’s the title of my new autobiography. Like it? It came to me an instant after Ms. G gave us our assignment. I’m sure you’ve heard about our big book assignment. Well, if I have to take the time to write a book, it might as well be on a subject I love… a subject that is near and dear to my heart… a subject I can’t possibly get bored writing about… ME!

And there is a humanitarian aspect to my book, too. I mean, think of all the kids I’ll be helping who read my book. Why, I’ll be a role model for generations to come! You know, I may just win an award for this.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta get started. The muse is calling.

The One, The Only –

Reg