The BIGGEST LOOSER in Riverdale strikes again! I mean, what is up with this guy? Just because he can’t get it together doesn’t mean he has to ruin it for everyone else (specifically me.)
I was running a tad late for Ron’s party; I had to stop by the carwash to give my new car the once over. So I got there about the time Archie showed up in his aged jalopy.
He cut me off and pulled in the drive ahead of me. I have to tell you all the fumes from that old thing about made me sick. So I shut my sunroof and passed the fool to get away from the stink.
After we both parked, he then raced me to the house on foot. I had to run! The reputation of the football team was on the line. How would it look to have a member of the cross country team beat the Star Running-Back?
We got to the patio with Red-On-The-Head just a bit ahead of me, he THEN tripped right into Ronnie… and they both went into the pool.
Needless to say she was not at all happy and I, like everyone else, got caught in the crossfire. The party ended with a splash not a bang.
The good news for all the Riverdale chicks is Mr. Mantle will be going to the first dance of the year STAG. So, without a ball and chain around my neck I can dance with them all.
Reg
Comments (30)
you fell in?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!
i always said you were "all washed up!YAH HAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW HOOS DA LOOSER?!?!?!DAT IS DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DOOFUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jugheadfan
P.S.AH HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.
Posted by jugheadfan | December 20, 2007 7:24 PM
Posted on December 20, 2007 19:24
reg i think archie and betty belong together! ask ronnie! she's got beauty and weath mayby you should marry her!
Posted by madison | September 15, 2007 2:31 PM
Posted on September 15, 2007 14:31
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you are such a loser or shall i spell it...... LOOSER! you are so desperate!
Posted by Nikki | September 9, 2007 9:51 AM
Posted on September 9, 2007 09:51
i think what it means spelling it with 2 o's is to make it sound longer..
like he is such a loooosseerrr :D
but he is not lol!
Posted by shea | September 8, 2007 3:22 PM
Posted on September 8, 2007 15:22
Spellcheck!You spelt loser wrong..unless you actually DO mean Arch is the biggest looser...
Posted by Morgan | September 6, 2007 7:08 PM
Posted on September 6, 2007 19:08
wow! how much more? you can't spell a SIMPLE WORD right! wow!
(psstt.. yay!)
Posted by archielover | September 6, 2007 6:45 PM
Posted on September 6, 2007 18:45
Hey, Suesical Girl!!!''
LOVE YOUR NAME!!
Did you perform it?
phantomfan
Posted by Phantomfan | September 6, 2007 4:54 PM
Posted on September 6, 2007 16:54
Lol Betty's going stag 2! Yeah, sounds like a typical Archie-misadventure!- Amal*f
Posted by Amal F | September 6, 2007 5:07 AM
Posted on September 6, 2007 05:07
Reggie,it is not i want to say you but when are you and archie going to stop all this nosenses??stop acting like a child.if you really wan to dance with ron,then you should touched her with your heart and not to made the party a disater.OMG.
Posted by wendy | September 6, 2007 12:36 AM
Posted on September 6, 2007 00:36
YOU FELL INTO THE POOL?! HAHHAHAHHAHAH! LOL!
Hold on....
HAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Talk about desperate! LOL!
Posted by ComicFan | September 5, 2007 3:57 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 15:57
sounds like everyone's going stag now lol
Posted by Michelle | September 5, 2007 3:03 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 15:03
lol OMG Julia's right you spelt loser wrong.
Posted by Gottapenname | September 5, 2007 2:51 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 14:51
Betty Cooper is the one you should take dance,So please.
Posted by Gottapenname | September 5, 2007 12:23 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 12:23
Please take Betty the dance Reggie.
Posted by Gottapenname | September 5, 2007 12:19 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 12:19
Go the dance with Betty please
Posted by Gottapenname | September 5, 2007 12:17 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 12:17
Take Betty Out
It wil be fun no dout
So pleas hear my shout
Posted by Gottapenname | September 5, 2007 12:13 PM
Posted on September 5, 2007 12:13
Dude did't you read my comments last post. Ask Betty.
Posted by Gottapenname | September 5, 2007 11:36 AM
Posted on September 5, 2007 11:36
haha, this is hilarious, everyone has a different view of how the night went! lol!
Posted by Julia VP | September 5, 2007 9:50 AM
Posted on September 5, 2007 09:50
Reggie
Its extremely not nice to call some one a loser no matter what happened.
Sincerely
Aurora
Posted by Aurora | September 4, 2007 11:30 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 23:30
You spelled loser wrong.
Posted by Julia | September 4, 2007 9:40 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 21:40
i heard the other side of the story reg ronnie said you 2 were going to ask her to the dance you did but of cource not at the right time so don't give us all that really bad excuse"how would it look if the cross whatever beat me cause oh i just have to be perfect for ronnie." ok ok ok ronnie likes beacause of who u r not what your car looks like or if you asked her first well gotta go
see ya later
sid
Posted by suesicalgirl | September 4, 2007 9:00 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 21:00
harrypotterfan, that sounds almost just like my day! especially the locker part! by the way, i'm a HUGE harry potter fan, myself.
-inez
Posted by inez | September 4, 2007 6:50 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 18:50
Hiya, Reg. :) Did those fumes happen to ruin your wonderful hair? Hahahaha... just kidding. Jughead's hair looks the best in my opinion. :) Anyway----- I have nothing to say. Hmmm... oh! Wait... no. I just did that for fun. :) Sorry, Reg, I'm speechless right now. I just got back from school. From all that torturing, what can I say? Hahaha... bye.
-Pureheart the Powerful
Posted by Pureheart the Powerful | September 4, 2007 6:49 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 18:49
harrypotterfan,
are you at a new school or going into middle school?
haha thats happend to me sort of the first day but not like that i was just mixed up and they said 2 of my classes where wrong but they where right :O
lol
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reggie,
its so funny reading yours, ron's, betty's, because they all seem to be a tad different :)
and now im going to archies to see what he and jug has to say :)
Posted by shea | September 4, 2007 6:31 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 18:31
why dont u wanna ask someone else, reg?
-inez
Posted by inez | September 4, 2007 5:16 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 17:16
...wow Reg...when I read Archie's blog it sounded like you both goofed...when it was actually Archie. I'm sorry Reggie! Did your car get all wreked (the colour) from his fuses! Aw! I'm sorry! Personaly I WOULD go with you but can't.
Posted by Unnumbered Day | September 4, 2007 4:54 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 16:54
The party thing sounds like it was awful for you. But the stag things sounds cool!
Posted by animalgurl | September 4, 2007 4:52 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 16:52
lots o chasos eh? my day was worse [i think]. heres wat happened: 1st day of middle skool, and it was horrid. we had extended homeroom, and we ran l8, so they gave us our locker combinations, and we had like 5 minutes to get used to it and dump all our stuff in it.i COULD NOT GET MINE OPEN!! so a teacher tried it, but she cudnt open it, so she took me to my homeroom to get the combination to make sure it was the rite one. but the teacher had already turned it in or something, so we had to find the dean, but she couldnt open it, so i left my bookbag in the office and brought my stuff to my 1st block, which was split in two parts: sepetrum and band. it sed spectrum 1st, and wudnt u know it, wen i got there, the teacher sed my scedule was wrong and i had band 1st! so i got lost for a while, and finally found the band room. luck was not my friend today, for there was a note on the door that sed band was in ANOTHER room today. so wen i got lost and then found the room, there were only 3 minutes left of class. luckily it didnt count since im new and its my 1st day! WHEW! but my locker is still not fixed. oh well....i'll deal with it tomarrow.......sigh. my brother's 1st high skool day was today, and HE got lost too. he wasnt l8 tho.
Posted by harrypotterfan | September 4, 2007 4:26 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 16:26
It's great seeing other opinions of this event (Ron's, Betty's) when you look at other blogs, isn't it?
Posted by Angie | September 4, 2007 4:18 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 16:18
lol, I always find it funny to read your interpretation of how things went!! lol ~Superteen
Posted by Superteen | September 4, 2007 4:16 PM
Posted on September 4, 2007 16:16