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Brookiey *_*:

Hey there that was awesome! I wish some times I was as good as some of them people out there!!!
*SOME OF THEM WERE WERE LAME BUT MOST OF THEM WERE RAD!!!* ^_^ *_*

PHEMY:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SKELETON THAT IS LAZY?
ANS-LAZYBONES!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BULL WHO ALWAYS DOZES OFF IN HIS WORK?
ANS-BULL-DOZER

Starri:

three almost deaf men were walking on the beach.
1st man said:it sure is windy.
2nd man said:it's not wednesday it's thursday.
3rd man said: i'm thirsty too lets get something to drink.
l.o.l i hope you all like it.:)

duke:


hi reg you are good in jokes


hear 1


Q WHAT DID ARCHIE
DO WHEN HE GOT IN TO POPS
AND HE GOT AN I.O.U TO JUG
5$ FROM A WEEK AGO


A.THE MONEY IS A WEEK OLD AM NOT PAYING YOU JUG.WEEK SEEK YOU ARE PAYING ME OR GET ME AN HOT-DOG

pitbullcrazee:

Jesse: Why did the astronaut find bones on the moon?

Jake: Why?

Jesse: Because the cow didn't make it!!

Hahahahaha ---Pitbullcrazee

Amal F:

Heres another knock knock joke that may or may not be funny...:
kNOCK kNOCK
whos there?
a little old lady
alittleoldladywho?
gee, i didn't know u could yodel!- Amal*F

shea:

haha all of these are really good! :)

Amal F:

K, this might be sorta' lame, but heregoes:
This is a Reggie type joke with a Juggie type answer n every1 probably already knows it:
Kock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome
Handsome who?
Handsome of that pizza 2 me!
- Amal*F

Question: Where did the sick boat go?


Answer: To the Dock-ter!
-Pureheart the Powerful

Amal F:

K, here's another really quick joke:
Why did the bear eat the clock?
He was just killing time!- Amal*F

Natasha:

hey i hve one too

There is this guy writing a test. He finishes the test fast but now he can't submit it cuz' the time is not up yet so he looks around very bored. He puts his hands in his pockets and finds a scratch card. So he works on it. When he is FINALLY done with it he looks up to find everyone gone.
So he goes to the invigilator.
Boy: Here's my paper.
Invigilator: I'm sorry but the time is up.
Boy: Please! I finished my paper before anyone but-
Invigilator: I am sorry but the time is up.
The boy notices the pile of test papers.
Boy: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Invigilator: No....
Boy: Good!
He then puts the paper in the middle of the papers!

OKAY I HAV A JOKE ABOUT BLONDES>>SO PLS DONT GET OFFENDED[BLONDES] CUZ I LIKE DONT WANT NE1 2=]!
HERE GOES: THERE WAS A BLONDE GIRL WHO KEPT ON CHECKING THE MAILBOX & GOING BAK IN2 HER HOUSE CONTINUOUSLY. WELL HER NEIGHBOR GETS SUSPICIOUS & ASKS Y SHE KEEPS DOING THAT. SHE SAYS "WELL MY COMPUTER KEEPS TELLING ME I HAV 'MAIL' SO I KEEP TRYING 2 CHECK MY MAILBOX, BUT I DONT HAV NE WENEVER I CHEK!"

Archie: Hey, Moose!

Moose: Duh, hey, Archie! Where were you?

Archie: I was at Pop Tate's with, Jug!

Moose: Oh, so, what did you want to tell me?

Archie: I got a neat brain-teaser to tell you, do you wanna' hear it?

Moose: Sure, but Reg says that I don't have a brain... so how can you tease it?

END
-Pureheart the Powerful

shea:

AHH i lot of brain teasers
:P

Amal F:

Here's another brainteaser:
Q: There was a mean king who was jealous of a man who worked in his castle because every one enjoyed his company. The man was the cook and was a good and clever person. The evil king figured out a way to have the cook killed. There were two pieces of paper. He would tell the cook to pick a a piece of paper from a hat. He told him that one paper said die and if he got it, he would be killed, but another said live and he would live if he got it. However, the evil king so desperatly wanted the cook gone that he wrote die on each piece of paper so the cook would die either way. The cook suspected this, and he had a plan. How did he end up living, after picking the paper?A big crowd of ppl was watching.

A: He picked up the paper and it said die obviously, so he looked at it with out showing any1 and put it in his pocket. The king asked what he got and he said, "Live." The cook picked up the other piece of paper and it said DIE so every1 assumed the cook got LIVE . - Amal*F

Amal F:

Here's a brain teaser:
Q: A man stole 3 heavy gold balls from a nearby tribe. He had to escape, and the only way 2 do that was 2 cross the bridge. The only problem was, the maximum weight allowed without the bridge collapsing was 180 pounds. The man weighed 170 pounds, each of the gold balls weighed 10 pounds, and obviously the total weight would 200 pounds. How did the man safely get across the bridge?


A: He juggled the gold balls!- Amal*F

Okay, these are riddles... and there's a joke at the end:

Riddle: There was a baby who was born in an hospital on 1991. Right now he's 90 years old... How is that possible?


Answer: He was born in a hospital on the street of 1991.


Riddle: If you put this in a barrel, it'll make it lighter, what is it?

Answer: A hole.

Riddle (this one's pretty easy): There was a rooster on a roof and it layed and egg. Which way did the egg fall? East or West?

Answer: None, roosters don't lay eggs.

Riddle: What won't get wet when it's in the water?

Answer: Your reflection.

Riddle: What goes up and can never go down?

Answer: Your age.


Riddle: Everybody has this, but you can't give it away, what is it?

Answer: Your name.

Joke: What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Answer: Gatorade.
-Pureheart the Powerful

Cinnamon Apple:

LOL Pureheart, I love your jokes! Keep them coming! I have a joke,too:

A cowboy came to town on Friday. He stayed for when full night,and then left on Friday in the morning. How could this be?


A:His horse name was friday!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!

There was an Asian guy, a Australian guy, and an American guy. They were all on the show called Millionaire. The lady said to the Asian guy, "If you answer this question right, I will give you one million dollars." And the man replied, "Alright."
The lady said, "Use the words green, pink, and yellow all in one sentence in order." And the Asian man answered, "I painted a green, pink, and yellow flower." Then the lady gave him the money and he walked away. Then the Australian guy was next. The lady asked him, "Use the words green, pink, and yellow all in one sentence in order." Then the Australian guy answered, "I saw a green leaf on a pink and yellow flower." Then the lady gave him the money and he walked away. Then the American guy was next. Then the lady asked again, "Use the words green, pink, and yellow all in one sentence in order." Then the American guy answered, "I heard the phone go GREEN! GREEN! so I pinked it up and said, 'yellow!'
-Pureheart the Powerful

Q: What did the dog say when it walked onto sand paper?
A: Rough! Rough!

Q:What did the digital-clock say to his mother?
A: Look Ma! No hands!

Three dummies decide to go hunting. The first one says he’s going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck.”

So the second hunter says that he’s going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe.”

So the third hunter says, “I’m just gonna shoot at anything I see.”

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!”

-Pureheart the Powerful


Julia VP:

Thats funny!

Angie:

What did the man say when he walked into a shoe store?

"Ouch!"

Amal F:

How about this one:
Q:Why did the owl 'owl?
A: Because the wood pecker would peck 'er!- Amal*F

Amal F:

Here's another joke:
The class was taking a test. When it was over, and every1 left 4 reccess, a little boy asked another,"What did u think of the test?" The second boy replied, "Well, it was okay, except 4 1 part that really had me stuck!" The first boy asked, "What was it?" Again the second boy replied, "The question asked WHAT IS THE PAST TENSE OF THINK? I thought and thought and thought about it, and answered THUNK! -This joke cracked me up, hope every 1 else thinks itz funny!- Amal*F

I got a joke, I think it's funny, here I go!: There was a man drowning in a lake, and a man comes up to him and asks him if he needed help. And the drowning man said, "No, the lord will save me."
Then, the man walked away. Then, another person came up to the drowning man and asksed him if he needed help, but then the drowning man just said again, "No, the lord will save me." Then the person walked away. Soon, the man who was drowning died. He went to heaven and he asked God, "Why didn't you try to help me?" And God replied, "I did! I sent to guys to save you."
Hahaha! I love that joke. :P I hope you guys did too. :)
-Pureheart the Powerful

animalgurl:

lol!

Amal F:

Oh I know a joke :
Betty:Whats Barbie's favorite state?-KENtucky!
Jughead:LOL! How about this; How can u tell if there's an elephant under your bed?
Betty: Don't know
Jughead:If your nose touches the ceiling!

Thatz all 4 now!- Amal*F

Reggie I think you should start making a joke book.

Cinnamon Apple:

OMG that first one had me totally cracking up! So,so,so funny! :)
-Cinnamon Apple

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