Reginald's Corner

 Hello Fans

I'm sure you will all be pleased to know that the Reg-Man is now seeking an agent. You have to strike when it’s hot.

As you all should know, I SWEPT the talent contest at this year’s Riverdale Fair. I was SO good I've decided to change careers.

I'm going to be the next teen singing sensation - or I should say, I AM the next teen singing sensation; I just need a little help letting the world know.

All I have to do is find the right agent to give me that gentle nudge in the right direction. I know I could do this agent thing myself, but I feel I need to give all my energy to singing.

The One, The Only

REG-MAN

Good Day, Fans!

I talked to Josie yesterday and I have an appointment with her agent Wednesday morning. Ronnie called later and wanted me to go on this Camping-Kayaking trip she is throwing for the whole gang. I know I’m the one she really digs (not that redhead) and I hated to disappoint her but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, and I have my new career to think about. So I had to say, Sorry Ronnie, no can do.

Soon to be a Super Star,

Reggie

P.S. I noticed a lot of discussion in the comments about my vocal contribution to The Archies. Yeah, the group is named for the redhead, but in fact, I - The Reg - CARRIED the band. Just thought you should know.

 A Post to My Fans:

Well, Josie’s agent was a real stick in the mud. Although he did set me up with a younger, WAY more hip agent that I will meet with tomorrow morning. I’m really pumped about this meeting. I just know this agent and I are going to hit off great!

Reg

Hello, He’s and She’s

This agent stuff is way over-rated. I just wanted to write this quick post to all my fans before I head out to catch up with the (ho-hum) Riverdale gang.

I know Ronnie can hardly survive without me close at hand. So, being the kind, caring and giving person that I am, I decided to forego this agent stuff and let Ronnie and the rest of the gang bask in my presence.

The Waaay Too Caring…

Reg

So, after I left town last week, I headed to the campground. I got to the river and rented a kayak. I figured I could catch up with the Losers in little bit of no-time. But an hour out, I caught a waaay better catch - a group of GIRLS from our Great Northern Neighbor, Canada!

Talk about a no-brainer! I dropped the Riverdale ho-hums and stayed with my new best friends.

All I can say is, it’s the best time I’ve ever had kayaking.

Da Bomb

Reg

 I’m heading to the city with Mom and Pop. They just got home from their anniversary trip and I really threw on the guilt - no one being here for my birthday, eating alone, friends going on trips without me, being lost in the woods.

AND IT WORKED!!!

I’ll be heading back to school in a NEW CAR and a complete new wardrobe.

I’m just waaaay toooo smaaart.

Reg

Can you believe it? You all get the chance of a lifetime. You actually get to give ME counsel. Yes, that’s right I’m asking for YOUR recommendations.

You see, I really have a dilemma here. As you all know, my father thought it was time for me to have a new car (the new car smell has been gone out of my old car for at least a month.)

But, I’m not sure (I know that is hard for you all to believe) and I need some participation from all my FANS (THAT’S YOU ALL.)

Okay here’s what I need:

Should I get a hardtop or a convertible? Right off bat most will say (as I did),

“Oh get a convertible, nothing like the breeze blowing through your hair.”

But that’s just it… I work on my hair every morning for about an hour. So do I need to wreck my hair before school every day? Or just get a hardtop and use the air conditioner?

The next big issue is color. I’ve narrowed it down to:

Red - Yellow - Silver

All three are hot (not quite as hot as I am) and I’m having a hard time choosing.

I just wish my Daddy would get me all three colors - in both a hardtop and a convertible - then I could drive a different car each weekday and have a spare for the weekend. But Dear Old Dad can’t see it that a way.

So… choose hardtop or convertible, and let me know what color.

The Reg

Hello Fans

I just read every one of your comments to my questions. All I can say is… WOW DO I HAVE A LOT OF FANS!!!!

You Guys Do LOVE ME THE MOST!!!! I’m so HAPPY!!!!

Well on to my decision –

After careful consideration I have to say… Thank you, but no thanks.

How could so many of you get it so wrong?

Come on, it was not that hard.

I mean, it was very evident right off the bat that none of the three colors were going to work. (Way too many sport cars in those three colors.) I think only one of you got that right.

And I told you all how much my hair was a factor. Yet, the car still needed to be almost cool as I am (because nothing is that COOL, but ME). Here again, I think only one or two of you got this part right.

My Daddy bought me a brand new Electric Blue Hard Top with a Sunroof.

I know you all wish you could take that magical first ride with me… but that little treat is going to one special dark-haired beauty (with lots of money.)

Gotta Go

Reggie

I’m so sick and tired of hearing that Crybaby Archie, moan and groan about cross-country practice.

I mean it’s not even a real sport, all you do is RUN, and no one is even chasing you. Give me a break.

If he had any guts (which he doesn’t) he would go out for football, LIKE ME.

Reggie Mantle - STAR RUNNING BACK!!!!

Now, this is a sport. And when you’re running, you’d better be f-a-s-t because if you’re not, that big dude behind you is going to flatten ya.

Reggie the Star