Welcome one and all to the Blog to rival all other Blogs. You may ask, Why? No seriously… go ahead and ask.
WHY?
You want to know why? You really want to know why? Because dear fans… this Blog is purely about The One and Only, The Legendary, Mr. Riverdale himself, Yours Truly - Reggie Mantle.
Thank You, Thank You.
(I knew you were applauding.)
In the posts that follow, you will find out who I really am. You’ll come to LOVE (though most of you already do) the person behind these GREAT Looks. You’ll come to know the sensitivity I have for others. You will admire the individual behind the celebrity, Reggie Mantle. AND you will want to either BE ME or be loved by ME.
Thank You – Yes – Thank You Again
Reggie Mantle
Yes I know, you all wish you could be here in person to wish me a Happy Birthday. That’s okay, I forgive you… this time.
If anyone is still looking for that perfect Birthday gift, here are a few ideas:
1: A set of DMPs 24x100c Pro-Racer bike tires. You can get these at R&D Cycle in Riverdale.
2: RZ Supernatural Car Wax. I think I got my last jar from Sabrina.
3: New MP3 player with a large color screen.
4: or to make it easy just send money!
Please no flowers or candy either – they don’t last. And if you’re just too cheap to send anything but a card… don’t bother.
Anyway, tonight just myself and some LUCKY girl will have a Reginald Romantic Dinner for Two at a very nice out-of-the-way bistro. Not precisely sure WHO the luck girl is going to be (B & V are both practicing for a duet with Archie - not sure how that’s going to work because three is trio) But I DO know it will be someone as HOT as I am.
Wish Me a Happy Birthday
THE REG
All I’m going to say is WOW!!! Last night, an awesome little lady and I had the most ultimate dinner of our young lives. You may want to know who SHE was, but that will just have to be MY little secret. I sure don’t want to make all my other girlfriends jealous.
THE REG!!!
P.S. Remember, it's not too late to send those Birthday gifts.
Oh my gosh, all I have to say girls is… I’m HOT, HOT, HOT!!!
No more need of practice! I have this Talent Contest won HANDS DOWN. No one else has a shot. I’m doing the NUMBER “1” Solo of the Year. I will admit, Dilton helped a little with the Techno Music (step aside Moby!) but it’s ALL REG!!!
I hear Archie’s little group is falling apart one by one :). Maybe they heard how good I am and are trying to save face.
Ethel is doing something in the contest, which is weird – I didn’t know she HAD talent. And Dilton has this remote controlled dancing robot. LAME – LAME – LAME. Not sure who else is competing, but it really doesn’t matter. They won’t have a chance, either.
THE REG MAN ALL THE WAY
People were screaming his name out loud.
Reggie Mantle, Reggie Mantle was the chant from the crowd.
Reggie was hot, he was solid gold.
Reggie was so cool no one had to be told.
Reggie Mantle, Reggie Mantle was the very best.
Everyone else was there in jest.
Could he sing, he could dance and play, you bet.
Reggie Mantle, Reggie Mantle was a triple threat.
What happened when others saw Reggie’s prowl?
We know the Archies threw in their towel.
Reggie won 1st place; he beat them all.
Everyone else just dropped the ball.
Reggie’s the king; we’ll end the chant here.
Because we all know he’ll win it next year.
I have to say I was simply magnificent. I’ve signed so many autographs I think I’m getting carpel tunnel.
But being the modest winner that I am, I ask for a small - if not minute - round of cheers for 2nd (ha, ha,) and 3rd (hee, hee,) place winners (if you can call NOT coming in 1st winning?)
Ethel came in a distant 2nd with an adequate if not humorous hula dance. And my little buddy Dilton (with tons of help from me) captured third place with his remote controlled dancing robot. I personally taught it all his dance steps, by the way.
So every one now… cheer.
THE ONE AND ONLY REGGIE
This page contains all entries posted to Reginald's Corner in July 2007. They are listed from oldest to newest.
August 2007 is the next archive.
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