Hi!
Jughead here. I read Archie's post – looking for spelling mistakes mostly – and he's right. Nobody at Corporate asked anyone in Riverdale for their input before they turned Steven Butler loose with a box of pencils. As for MY new looks? I can let that slide. I've never been caught up in my looks, unlike a certain raven haired friend – and no, I don't mean Veronica – I was talking about Reggie.
The worst thing they could do to me is take away my hat – and I don't think THAT's gonna happen! All those years of running away from Ethel have made me pretty fast.
Arch and I were at Corporate the other day and one of The Suits said they were thinking of making me "vegan." I said, "No thanks, I already go to church with my Mom and Dad." The Suit laughed. THEN he told me that what vegan means – they DON'T EAT MEAT!!! Incredible! No offense to you vegans out there, but I AIN'T one!!! I mean, how could I live on just pickles, lettuce, tomatoes and onions? Okay, I guess fries are veggies, too, but I gotta have a burger… chicken… a fish every now and then!
Bottom line: If there's no meat on my bun, I ain't eating it.
My thoughts,
Jughead